The Bad Boy Records curse continues as Day26 announced the demise of the group earlier today. The R&B group — previously scaled down to a quartet — who formed in 2007 through MTV’s Making the Band, founded themselves in the news just a few days ago when group member Brian Andrews didn’t get the memo he wasn’t in the group anymore.
Damaged Goods: Danity Kane
Hello, world! It’s Kid Fury here, with a heavy heart. The 2009 EBT Awards premiere later tonight, and of course LA is full of enough tragic Negroes to make The Ghost of Soujourner Truth do a drive-by on somebody. The unknowns have been showing up to these pre-parties looking all kinds of backwards. Who approved the guest list?
Exhibit A: Dawn Richard has succumb to the toxic fumes of Sean Comb’s pubic patch and walked the red carpet with her hair sitting sideways and wings (yes, wings) on her ears! Girl, those things shall not fly you out of Bad Boy’s clutches. You chose the life. Go ahead and write your Danity Kane tell-all that nobody will buy and disappear.
Exhibit B: Jade Cole (of ANTM failure-ville) seems to have finally realized that “smiling with your eyes” will not put a smoked ham on your kitchen table. If she has to hit the scene in fish nets and expose her titty-sides to get these dollars, then that’s her damn business. Tyra ain’t handing out post-reality show life guides.
I’m sorry that I had to share this with you all on a Sunday, but if this is the type of shit BET has planned for an award show dedicated to Michael Jackson, then I won’t be watching. If I see Tiny & Toya during the opening act, I might just throw my TV out the window.
Survey says: it ain’t that deep.
Friends, romans, country men, play cousins, and all my single ladies…lend me your ears! I’ve learned that many of you may be disappointed and even upset by the recent course of events with my departure from Danity Kane; I am as well. However, the evil that men do lives beyond them, the good is often forgotten, and how quickly we forget how this whole thing started. You may want to know what happened to bring us to this point, you wonder if it was real and when the punch line will roll in. You are searching for answers and closure.
Diddy released all the members of Danity Kane except Dawn [after praying about it, of course] on last night’s part one episode of It Was Fun While It Lasted. Last man standing, bitches! I guess all those rumors of her becoming a solo artist was true.
Mouf Breever will exploit all five Danity Kane members one last time on the special finale show. Viewers will watch as all of the ladies reunite for the first time since their break-up. Girl hand me a handkerchief and my clutching pearls!
Watch the firing squad under the jump.
Not only is Satan busy working he is moving at a feverish pace! This is what happens when the youth choir director goes out to the boom boom room over the weekend. The spirit of Christ moved the saints in the above clip to perform Danity Kane’s “Damage” during church service.
Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em!
My soul was murked during the choir’s dramatic cunt march to Zion so I almost didn’t make it past the 30 second mark. The lead singer’s raw emotion sent my blood pressure sky rocketing! What next, Magnolia Shorty leading devotion? The children’s choir performing the stanky leg during offering? The church deaconesses sweeping the parking lot with their pussies to raise money for the Ladies Ministry Board? Just let me know so I can make sure to bring my digital camera!
I can’t wait until the gospel version of Cam’ron’s “Cookies And Apple Juice” to drop! Somebody tell Flex to drop a bomb on that bitch.