Style File: Pre-EBT Awards Tragedies

Posted by Kid Fury on June 28, 2009

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Hello, world! It’s Kid Fury here, with a heavy heart. The 2009 EBT Awards premiere later tonight, and of course LA is full of enough tragic Negroes to make The Ghost of  Soujourner Truth do a drive-by on somebody. The unknowns have been showing up to these pre-parties looking all kinds of backwards. Who approved the guest list?

Exhibit A: Dawn Richard has succumb to the toxic fumes of Sean Comb’s pubic patch and walked the red carpet with her hair sitting sideways and wings (yes, wings) on her ears! Girl, those things shall not fly you out of Bad Boy’s clutches. You chose the life. Go ahead and write your Danity Kane tell-all that nobody will buy and disappear.

Exhibit B: Jade Cole (of ANTM failure-ville) seems to have finally realized that “smiling with your eyes” will not put a smoked ham on your kitchen table. If she has to hit the scene in fish nets and expose her titty-sides to get these dollars, then that’s her damn business. Tyra ain’t handing out post-reality show life guides.

I’m sorry that I had to share this with you all on a Sunday, but if this is the type of shit BET has planned for an award show dedicated to Michael Jackson, then I won’t be watching. If I see Tiny & Toya during the opening act, I might just throw my TV out the window.

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Posted by Fresh on April 28, 2009

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Survey says: it ain’t that deep.

Friends, romans, country men, play cousins, and all my single ladies…lend me your ears! I’ve learned that many of you may be disappointed and even upset by the recent course of events with my departure from Danity Kane; I am as well. However, the evil that men do lives beyond them, the good is often forgotten, and how quickly we forget how this whole thing started. You may want to know what happened to bring us to this point, you wonder if it was real and when the punch line will roll in. You are searching for answers and closure.

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Its A Bad Boy/Reality Show Tradition, Get Over It

Posted by Fresh on April 17, 2009

Awww

Diddy released all the members of Danity Kane except Dawn [after praying about it, of course] on last night’s part one episode of It Was Fun While It Lasted. Last man standing, bitches! I guess all those rumors of her becoming a solo artist was true.

Mouf Breever will exploit all five Danity Kane members one last time on the special finale show. Viewers will watch as all of the ladies reunite for the first time since their break-up. Girl hand me a handkerchief and my clutching pearls!

Watch the firing squad under the jump.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on March 6, 2009

Not only is Satan busy working he is moving at a feverish pace! This is what happens when the youth choir director goes out to the boom boom room over the weekend. The spirit of Christ moved the saints in the above clip to perform Danity Kane’s “Damage” during church service.

Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em!

My soul was murked during the choir’s dramatic cunt march to Zion so I almost didn’t make it past the 30 second mark. The lead singer’s raw emotion sent my blood pressure sky rocketing!  What next, Magnolia Shorty leading devotion? The children’s choir performing the stanky leg during offering? The church deaconesses sweeping the parking lot with their pussies to raise money for the Ladies Ministry Board? Just let me know so I can make sure to bring my digital camera!

I can’t wait until the gospel version of Cam’ron’s “Cookies And Apple Juice” to drop! Somebody tell Flex to drop a bomb on that bitch.

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Today’s Sermon: Be A Blessing To Someone Else

Posted by Fresh on March 5, 2009

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Normally I don’t go around plugging artists all willy-nilly without receiving a check first for it but please visit your local bootleg man and support D. Woods! I know she has felt this economic crunch five times over with Diddy holding everybody in Danity Kane’s [minus Dawn] checks.

You know he told Cheri Dennis not to mail that girl her W-2 form yet! While everybody is riding around in their new Charger with a paper tag she is stuck on Marta with Souljah Girl. That ain’t right.

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Diddy And Kim Party x Aubrey Tries To Remain Relevant

Posted by Fresh on December 17, 2008

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Diddy threw an intimate birthday bash for baby mama extraordinaire Kim Porter in West Hollywood on Monday. Nearly 30 guests gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Diddy’s go-to pube inspector’s 38th birthday.

According to a source who attended the private party guests serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” before presenting her with a cake.”

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka created for the occasion. I’m crossing my fingers that he got her knocked up the same night so we can all have something to talk about in the upcoming months. Well? Kim has been keeping a pretty low profile so a pregnancy just may be the boost she needs.

Speaking of toothpick crypt employees, Aubrey O’ Day thought it was necessary to tell Usmagazine.com that she can’t decide which menu to order off:  vagina or penis.

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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on November 10, 2008

Cassie

Not that anyone over the age is 16 gives a shit but Cassie used her MySpace blog to clear up rumors that she joined the remaining trannies of Danity Kane.

What’s up everybody??

A friend of mine forwarded me a link to a site with a made up quote about me joining Danity Kane. I want to make it clear to everyone that I am not joining Danity Kane! My second solo album is coming out in the Spring of ‘09 and I’m very excited about that.

I don’t know where the fake message came from, but I know for a fact that it didn’t come from me.

Anyway, I can’t wait to share more details about MY next solo project with you. Thanks guys, talk soon!

The world just let out one big collective sigh of relief. Still, I can’t allow the possibilities of fuckery behind this little rumor slip away. If Cassie joined Danity Kane what would the name of their next album be titled? Include a possible tracklisting if you’re feeling freaky.

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Khia Chronicles

Posted by Fresh on November 7, 2008

Khia

I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.

Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:

P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???

I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…

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Dawn of the Dead

Posted by Fresh on October 30, 2008

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Danity Kane member Dawn celebrated Hallow Peen at her Dusk To Dawn Gala with Chris Brown’s understudy, Chrisette Michelle a/k/a/ the most exciting sanga to come along in 5 years, and others on Wednesday night in New York City.

That’s all I’ve got this time around.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on October 20, 2008

Danity Kane

Before Diddy kicked Aubrey and D. Woods to the curb Tranity Kane got together and posed ‘nude’ in support of PETA. I don’t see how the fuck those white people the organization allowed this photo shoot to go down. All the monkey fur these broads have tried to pass off as weave and haute hoe couture.

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