I am a firm believer of not speaking to anyone in the morning until first visiting with my good friends toothpaste, soap, and water. Nothing positive can come from people with eye crust and morning breathe.
Keyshia Cole proved my theory correct when she dialed into The Ryan Cameron Morning Show on from bed on Monday with the stank of MD 20/20 from the night before still fresh on her tongue.
Calling in to promote her new single about slapping bitches like Rick James (real facts, no gimmicks) things got ugly when radio personality Wanda Smith asked Keyshia if she thinks that she is still wifey material following her current marriage issues with estranged husband Daniel “Boobie” Gibson.
In a quote I’m sure she said to Frankie and Neffe numerous times over the years, she responded by saying “Ya’ll really fucking with my shit right now. I got some other shit going on . . . Now I’m ready to smack a bitch like Rick James”
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Since news broke that my second favorite* hood power couple Keyshia Cole and Daniel Gibson were on the last leg of their marriage, Key-Lo-Lo has been spending every night on social media recapturing the energy from her “I Should Have Cheated” and “Let It Go” videos.
This week, a concerned fan reached out to Keyshia to offer her a few positive words . . . and just like an audience when the singer gives a live performance, it fell on deaf ears.
*I’m screaming out “Fantasia and Young Dro forever” until my casket drops. Continue reading
If anybody can attest to the saying “a good man is hard to fine” it would be Keyshia Cole. Please join me in forming a prayer circle around our sister in her time of crisis.
The singer’s husband Daniel “Boobie” Gibson was arrested earlier this morning in New Orleans for charges of assault and battery.
The Cleveland Cavaliers star turned himself in to the New Orleans Police Department earlier today, according to TMZ. The details around the charges are still unclear and cops have not identified the accuser yet. There are reports that the alleged attack occurred at the Essence Festival earlier this month.
Gibson issued the following statement earlier today.
See what happens when you mix crawfish and brown liquor? I’m not one to throw shade at the bitch holding the umbrella but if you tuned into their reality show you know dealing with KeyLoLo on a daily basis is enough to make anyone catch a case.
Maybe Boobie’s frustration stems from BET holding out on their checks.
Every morning I stare at a motivational poster on the ceiling above my bed that reads “You can’t keep a good bitch down.” Okay not really, but I’m willing to bet my last scratch-off that Frankie’s most prized possession does before unwrapping her head scarf and giving her wife beater a quick smell test to determine if its safe to wear underneath her outfit of the day. Your status ain’t hood.
Booked as one of the headliners of the 2013 Essence Festival (come through, Jesus!), Keyshia Cole and husband Daniel Gibson took full advantage of their all-access passes. The powerhouse celebrity couple soaked up Nawlins culture all while sipping ignorant amounts of room temperature Crown Royal out of red plastic cups. At the end of each day they bumped Soulja Slim’s final mixtape in their room at the Red Roof Inn before falling asleep in each other’s arms. At least they did in the halls of my imagination.
But get into her fashion selections. Yes, Key Lo Lo served working mother who smokes her weed in the minivan during soccer practice tease with ease. Cover me with a white sheet. I’m slayed in the spirit.
Days after Keyshia Cole retreated to her Instagram account to hint that her marriage with husband Daniel “Boobie” Gibson might be on the rocks in a series of cryptic tweets, the Cleveland Cavalier baller let off a few telling tweets of his own.
It’s a good thing that Monica is hosting this week’s bible study at her house. Read Boobie’s tweets after the jump.