Uncle Cecil is living to fight another fucking day.
Just when she was about to accept a job down at the beauty supply store as a lace front go-getter the opportunity to make a few extra dollars by sharing her, um, “craft” presented itself. Ain’t God good?
Although she is twerking for car insurance money [the coverage on that Lambo don't come cheap] and refill cards for her cell phone at this point, I appreciate her for hustling that ass instead of giving it away for free. Here she is grabbing her life by the horns, performing at the Audi Best Buddies Challenge at Hearst Castle in Cali on Saturday.
Uncle Ciecil and her peek-a-boo wig are featured in an ad for Gap’s Perfect Skinny Jean and 40th Anniversary. Why you ask? ‘Cause that fantasy ride on Marta ain’t over yet. Werk, queen, werk.
As I previously mentioned on Twitter when I was a youngin’ one of the pervys at my junior high school told me that Gap stood for Good Ass Pussy and the sentiment has stayed with me since.
On Monday night, LaLa and her friend Uncle Ciara, who is now wig-less, was photographed leaving Nobu in LA. I don’t know about you guys, but why is LaLa being a whore for propaganda lately?
I loved how when she was on MTV, she just did her job, you saw her here and there, and she went on about her business. Now she’s out everyday with either Reggie’s Ex [we don’t say her name here at C+D] or Uncle Ciara. It’s ok sometimes to go out on dinner dates with trannies, but don’t make it a habit. I would hate to see Uncle Ciara get into a fistfight with Carmelo.
After participating in The 2nd Annual Staples / Do Something 101 National School Supply Drive hours earlier Uncle Ciara slicked down her wig as best as she could and hit a private party hosted by Willona Woods in New York City on Tuesday night. Yes, for the low price as dinner for two at Applebee’s you too can look Wanda Sykes in the late 90s.
I’m not certain that the young zestlemen in the back approves of her new knee cap wig or not but his delicately placed hand is sending shock waves through my soul. Justin Suarez game proper.
Never mind the crimson camel toe!
Uncle CiCi must have finally heard my cries about her last high right, low left knee cap wig and switched up her look for the red carpet at the Express TXT L8TER Denim Campaign launch party at Nobu in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. The Woodstock action in the back is giving me cabin fever but the overall cut is nice. Styling a wig to fit the shape of your face is one of the most important steps in wearing a Knowles Creation. Remember that tip and you’ll sell enough ass to buy a mid-size Nissan.
Ciara’s former hairstylist is heated about her not paying or returning the wig she created for her more than a year ago. I bullshit you not.
Life is full of things that just don’t make any sense and Ciara’s new wig is one of them. Don’t get me wrong, as a junior wig crypt overseer I love the style and cut but it just doesn’t fit her and makes her look older. But if she wants to look haggardly I’m all in. I’m just over people referring to this as a hair cut. Call it what the fuck it is, one of Frankie ‘s wigs that got knocked behind her head board by Mon.
Weekend posts don’t get more exciting than this! While you were knee deep in hoe shit in a bathroom stall at the club on Friday night [with your George Michael ass] Uncle Ciara was busy trying out a new wig style. An idle mind is truly the devil’s playground but Willona Woods would be proud.
This isn’t the first time we have seen her in a short cropped wig. She rocked a similar style during the dramatic cunt fallout portion in the video for “Promise.”
Uncle CiCi needs to leave the makeover for publicity shit to her friend Kim Kardashian and see what she can do about those free KFC coupons! Her name has become synonymous in Crunkland with free chicken. Fuck this lightweight shit. Leave posing for Beverly Johnson wigs to Geisha.