Something in the milk ain’t clean about this situation. I barely even recognized KeyLoLo when I first glanced at these pictures of her performing at a recent show. Girl, you so polished and refined! Then again maybe its just me. You know how I like my female R&B singers: cracked out drinking fawdies with Propecia, suffering from island dick withdrawals [L. Boogie take em to the bridge!] and doing hoe shit for relevancy.
Times like this make me fall to my knees and thank Sweet Minty Jesus for Neffe and Frankie. I hope they present an award together at the 2009 EBT Awards. For more flicks of Keyshia and Ciara [you might as well look at her do something since you all clearly aren't supporting her new album] hit up Necole Bitchie!
Girl, you so eco-friendly! Diaper Genie hit the red carpet of Maxim’s Hot 100 Awards rocking a dress made out of biodegradable material. And please don’t overlook the cost effective cornrows.
That hair is usually goes for $3 and under at the hood wig emporium but if you are blessed with the gift of gab like moi you can talk the price down even further. Try it sometime! Contort your face and say “I thought I was your favorite customer. I can get the same type of hair at [insert name of rival beauty supply store] for way cheaper.” Lil’ Mo would be so proud of you!
Back to Ciara. I just want her to go back to wearing tank tops and boxers with dick holes under her baggy jeans. Hell, at least she was selling albums back then. What’s your verdict?
Wanda Sykes and her wife of six months Alex welcomed twins on April 27. Alex gave birth to the couple’s first children, daughter Olivia Lou and son Lucas Claude. Olivia weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz., and was 19 inches long. Lucas was born at 7 lbs., 9 oz., and was an inch taller than his sister.
Ciara will be on duty as official diaper genie until further notice.
Sykes and her boo tied the knot Oct. 25, 2008, not long before she formally came out as a lez-bun at an anti-Prop 8 rally in Las Vegas.She split from her former dick dealer David Hall in 1998 after seven years of marriage.
Ciara and her dad [who reminds me a lot of Boosie Bad Azz] share a smooch at the album release party for the pop tart. Fantasy Ride is running a tight race with Chrisette Michelle’s Epiphany for the number one spot on Billboard 100, with each album selling around 70,000 copies in the first week.
The chart position could be bittersweet victory for Uncle Ci Ci since her last album, Evolution, debuted at the top slot with with 338,000 copies. Is she going to retire from the industry like Bow Wow after this? More pictures after the jump.
Shouts out to Playa From The Himalayas who also peeped the fever! Gold star for you!
I was feeling mighty low. I was feeling mighty bad. But when I see’d the looks on those two girls faces in the back side eyeing CiCi [Zoom], I knowed there is a God.
Just paying it forward,
‘Bitches don’t shake my hand, they salute!’ game proper. Behold a lady and get you a piece of this limited edition fever! Who else you know could turn out a track suit x choir robe and get away with it? That’s class, that’s couture. Amber Rose can’t hold a glowstick to this God given gift. It was already written. Can I get a witness?
While I’ve had enough of New York City’s prom night but if you still want to check out more flicks of Ciara, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Iman, Tyra Banks, and others hit up the celebrity gallery.
WHY WON’T YOU LET DWIGHT’S NIPPLES BE GREAT?! I usually don’t get into the whole coupled up post thing but love and the overwhelming fragrance of tang is in the air!
Dwight’s fiancee [I still struggle with that] couldn’t get enough of the delicate zestlemen at Ciara’s album release party. He has the same effect on me too. Head over to Freddy O for more passionate pictures.
ATLiens came out in a big way to show Ciara some love last night at the release party for her new album Fantasy Ride. Despite all the rumors of beef [the talk was Uncle CiCi got too big for her boxers at one point], Jazzy Pha came through and got himself a plate or five! The rest were there for both support and photo ops. Shouts out to Freddy O for sending these flicks over!