Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

ciara3 Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

Some Black men just need to do better.

Let this be a lesson for washed up celebrities who think they can show up to events on their own schedule. Uncle Cecil was greeted with a thunderous round of boos from photographers for delaying the start of Givenchy’s haute couture show during Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday. Bitch must have thought she was traveling to Geigh Paree to see the Fall / Winter 2010 She By Sheree Snuggies.

The shutterbugs were also reportedly peeved with the singer for not granting a sufficient amount of time to snap red carpet arrival pictures. After apologizing for her tardiness she took a front row seat next to Kanye and Amberbot, all while wearing her best accessory yet – - the hush mouth.

Can we get some flip cam footage please?

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C+D Stocking Stuffers: Mama, I Want A Check

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Photo-Chopped & Screwed via The Fury

While not peeling potatoes and sweeping the floor in the Kardashians’ basement, our favorite “girl” from the ATL found time to become the new face of LG Phones and star in what is sure to be an Oscar winning drama, “Mama, I Want To Sing.” Here’s me wanting her to repay Chris Brown a favor from the time she danced with him on the BET Awards. He can do a Praise Dance to “Disturbia” for the deleted scenes.

Style Jury: Ciara

ciara style Style Jury: Ciara

Somebody has obviously been shopping in Gaymonn’s boudoir – - again. Rocking a pair cherry red pair of thigh high boots with a gold mini straight from Foxy Cleopatra’s closet, Ciara was a walking holiday ornament at the Vevo event in New York City on Tuesday night.

WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT?

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Rewind: Ciara Works In Her New Verizon LG Chocolate Commercial

I was in the middle of a saucy fantasy sequence featuring my boo Kennis from I Want To Work For Diddy when Uncle Cecil and her crew of butch queens started gyrating their nuts at the customer service counter popped up on my television screen last night. She has been living a Metro PCS lifestyle for months now so I simply cannot approve this endorsement.

The next best thing to Ciara herself is Khia. Well?

Star Tracks: Ciara Ducks Photographers

ciara candid 1 Star Tracks: Ciara Ducks Photographers

Somebody at the Kardashian Compound obviously left the gate open on Thursday.

With her tuck game on a hundred thousand trillion, Uncle Cecil attempted to duck the paparazzi while in route to her Los Angeles home last night. The messy messengers attribute her sudden case of camera shyness to an acne problem but she was probably just caught off guard by their presence for fucking once. It’s a strange turn of events when photogs just pop up without you calling them first. Cut the girl some slack, geesh.

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Star Tracks: Ciara Heads To The Studio

ciara studio Star Tracks: Ciara Heads To The Studio

If you were in need of any more proof that Ciara is the secret spawn of Wanda Sykes look no further! According to Rap-Up she has been  recording her new album in Los Angeles with The Dream and his songwriting partner Christopher “Tricky” Stewart. And all this time I just thought she was only playing second fiddle to Kim Kardashian. Girl, you know how to multitask and things!

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Quick Quotes: Lloyd On Ciara

Image21 Quick Quotes: Lloyd On Ciara

High noon is the best time for shade! The mascot for the Cleveland Indians recently spoke to Hip Hop Weekly about his displeasure for Uncle Cecil’s new persona. Take a number, Lloyd.

“I don’t fuck with Hollywood bitches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real shit. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.”

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