Yes, You Care: Chris Brown Is A Blonde Again

werk Yes, You Care: Chris Brown Is A Blonde Again

Now wouldn’t this group portrait make for the cunty addition to someone’s high school senior book? Those lips are pursed and moisturized. I invite you to deal.

While Black Twitter rejects the fact that Beyonce rocked blonde braids throughout her time with Destiny’s Child and beyond, Chris Brown quietly renewed his Golden Lords membership just in time for E-40′s “Function” remix video shoot.

More shots from around the set featuring Big Sean, French Montana, Young Jeezy, Problem, Red Cafe and more heartthrobs from Razberries’ Tumblr dreams worthy of a pussy queef inside.

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Tigress Wants Dreidel And Light Ike To Make Music Together

tyga1 Tigress Wants Dreidel And Light Ike To Make Music Together

Your favorite versatile bottoms are in the press again. It seems like these girls always need to be talked about.

Tyga, who found moderate success with his song “Rack City”, spoke candidly about about the beef between Drake and Chris Brown during his much needed interview cause you know he didn’t sell any records interview on ‘Much Music’s New Music Live.’

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“I don’t think it’s like a real beef, it’s the media and stuff just blowing it up. But at the end of the day, I’m friends with both of them. It’s like high school, you got competition,” explained Tyga.

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How Dreadful: Chris Brown Ordered To Appear In Court Next Month

chris brown1 How Dreadful: Chris Brown Ordered To Appear In Court Next Month
And it’s not even his birthday!

The prosecutor handling Chris Brown’s assault case has “cited a possible discrepancy” in his logged hours of community service. This causing a judge to demand an audit and Breezy himself return to court next month.

During original deliberation, a judge allowed Chris to complete part of his 6-month worth of roadside clean up, graffiti removal and other manual labor tasks in his home state, Virginia.

Now, Deputy District Attorney Mary Murray says she can’t tell which hours were done there and which hours were completed in Los Angeles, if Chris ever did the community service at all.

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Review: Chris Brown’s ‘Fortune’ Hits & Misses

chris2 Review: Chris Browns Fortune Hits & Misses

After teasing fans with free song after free song after free song, Chris Brown‘s fifth studio album, Fortune, is finally in the hands of female hands everywhere! Team Breezy was concerned on how the promotion of this album would go when the 23-year old said he wouldn’t be doing interviews in 2012.

Enter a few lip syncing for his life live performances, remixes with ex-girlfriend Rihanna, a zillion Twitter beefs, a bottle melee with “Ice Age” actor Drake and his name is rolling off the tongues of many again. But are they talking about his new album?

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Attack of the Yellow Power Rangers: Chris Brown Disses Drake On New Song, Alludes To Club Bottle Action

chris brown 1 Attack of the Yellow Power Rangers: Chris Brown Disses Drake On New Song, Alludes To Club Bottle ActionWell, will you look at this.

After weeks of he said / she said over bottle and shade throwing inside a New York City night club, Chris Brown decided to hop on a remix of the last freed slave Interscope rapper Chief Keef’s flavor of the moment song “I Don’t LIke” to officially tell Drake to chew his ass.

Bring the beat in! On the track Breezy raps:

“A fuck nigga, that’s that shit I don’t like / They throwin’ bottles, I’m throwin’ models just ’cause I give a bitch long pipe / I be singin’, he be singin’, so it’s on, fight / But hold up, I ain’t give a nigga no green light / This head up, my bread up, one on one, what you scared, bruh? / Matter fact, ‘Take Care’ bruh, you a pussy nigga 

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Before The Bottle Action: Chris Brown Tapes ‘Fuse Uncovered’ Special

chris spotted1 Before The Bottle Action: Chris Brown Tapes Fuse Uncovered Special

Hours before using his chin to play catch-and-release with a champagne bottle Chris Brown inside of a New York City club showed off his graffiti skills to Fuse TV for an upcoming special.

More details have surfaced from his bottle-flying night out, including pictures of the 24-year-old tourist who was struck in the head during the melee and Drake’s denial of participating in the ratchet javelin throw.

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