Opposite of my suggestion to join me in spending an evening in front my Amish fire place recreating the men ain’t shit scene from Waiting To Exhale over blush wine and cold pizza, Kawabunga was spotted at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles with gal pal Seiko on Sunday (October 7).
Last week her now ex-boyfriend Chris Brown released an official statement to selected and respected media outlets (don’t worry, I will never make that list) saying “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna.”
He adds, “I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”
The surprise announcement came hours after he and Rihanna were spotted together at Jay-Z’s concert. In the days that followed Chris released a video detailing his love triangle. I mean, have you been keeping up with this Young And Restless mess? Good, because I have been busy devoting my time to far more important things like organizing Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails by curl patterns.
Chris Brown is as melodramatic as they come in the new music video for “Don’t Judge Me.” The Colin Tulley-directed clip features slow motion shots, cunty scowls and the type of acting we’ve all come to expect from Halle Berry throughout the years.
Watch a military-issued Rabid Beaver embark on an intergalactic suicide mission to rid the world of Golden Lords after the jump.
Chris Brown Appears In Court — But Get Into The Curls!
The Enchanted Forrest’s most talented creature, Chris Brown (pictured above with Terri Seymour), partnered with the Jenesse Center, a national non-profit domestic violence intervention and prevention organization, and its youth advocate group The Change to host a Back To School Festival on Wednesday (September 5) in Los Angeles.
The fun filled interactive experience was an end of summer treat for kids and their parents who have been impacted by domestic violence. It also served as a kick-off to give children a positive start to a new school year.
“It is our focus on family violence and its impact on youth that compelled us to open our hearts and our doors to Chris Brown and his mother, Joyce Hawkins,” remarked Jenesse Center CEO Karen Earl in a press release.
It’s all social media pleasantries and birthday wishes until you’re dishonest with Mama Breezy. That’s when she shows up in front of your house blasting “Fuck The Other Side” on her car stereo while waving a pistol and threatening to take off her drawstring ponytail.
You see, someone potentially telling tales on your child is a part of parenthood new mothers don’t have a clue about. Later for whatever Tia Mowry is trying to package and sell everybody with less than two years under her belt.
The real interesting part of postpartum life begins when you find yourself thinking twice about sending someone a direct message declaring “Little girl you don’t know me, I’m from Cleveland Ave. I’ll come see you ’bout mine!”
Joyce Hawkins got everybody talking when she sent out a series of subliminal tweets following Rihanna‘s much talked about appearance on ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter.’
See what happens when you skip out on paying your tithes and offering? Not only did it prevent Bishop Eddie Long from tricking off in God’s name across the globe this summer but Vacation Bible School was cut two weeks early. At least that is how I am going to rationalize Chris Brown previewing bars from his new track “No Niggas In My Section.” Yes, you read that coon tune title correctly. I’m not taking this queen’s bait this morning but you can.
Soon as your done admiring Yellow Cake’s cunt dance formation, check out the clip below. Take all the time you need though.