Another Damn Rihanna Post: 5 Quotes About Her Relationship With Chris Brown In Rolling Stone

158713217 Another Damn Rihanna Post: 5 Quotes About Her Relationship With Chris Brown In Rolling Stone

In today’s pop culture driven world, many people are so busy overindulging in the aspects of Rihanna‘s personal life that they forget often her chief contribution to society — melodic goat whispering.

With her uber-candid February 2013 cover story for Rolling Stone magazine focusing primarily on her reconciliation with Chris Brown and what the reunion means for her image, expect for public interest about their relationship to continue rising.

Get it together or forget it forever: “He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again. That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”

Life support: “Wait. You think I’m here to rehabilitate Chris? No, no, no. That is not my purpose. Trust me. I could have done that from the jump if I thought that was my job. My job was to take care of myself – and I did. I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t think Chris was ready.”

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The Passion of the Chris Brown

chris brown The Passion of the Chris Brown

He sings, he dances, he often times finds himself relating to Biblical scriptures: Blessed are they who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Matthew 5:10 KJV)

Following his alleged assault on singer Frank Ocean over a parking spot on Sunday night, Chris Brown is feeling crucified just like Jesus. And I’m laughing like shit about it.

Yesterday, the Rabid Beaver from Tappahannock posted a photo of Jesus on the cross to his Instagram account with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!”

I’ve got no further comment to add other than this gem from E-40. “Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em. I ain’t got none but I’m planning on growing some.” Now, tell me when to go.

Coochieness: Chris Brown In XXL Magazine

chris1 Coochieness: Chris Brown In XXL Magazine

The people of Facebook have spoken, and most are in favor of Chris Brown‘s gracious effort to serve you abundant life as seen in the latest issue of XXL Magazine.

Erica -  Two snaps, a twist, and a kiss. Sidenote: He really should leave the drugs alone. His slip is showing.

Andrew - That it’s a promotional still from Vampire In Brooklyn II: Restraining Orders Suck

Ant - I could’ve swore this was Peppa Labeja [from Paris Is Burning] when she took that trip down memory lane about her mutha burning her fur coat and the devastation to the nation it brought.

Tiffany - Chris is sitting higher than giraffe pussy and I would be remised as a lover of 70′s blaxploitation films if I didn’t pay homage for trying to re-create the Dolemite effect. Salute, sir!

Sylvia B. - All he needs to complete this look is a set of chola brows.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Slams Chris Brown Twitter Tirade As ‘Verbal Rape’

hessell1 Elisabeth Hasselbeck Slams Chris Brown Twitter Tirade As Verbal Rape

Sadly, plans for an all-you-can-eat community feast consisting of free-range hens, green bean casserole and Pillsbury crescent rolls held in honor of Chris Brown this Christmas have been nixed.

At the top of the week, the women of ‘The View’ weighed in on Breezy’s war of words against television producer Jenny Johnson, including co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck likening his tweets to  ”verbal rape.”

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“I think it’s disgusting, first of all,” Hasselbeck said in response to Brown’s comments. ”But also, it seems like verbal rape to me. And I think at some point there’s gotta be a point where Twitter should ban anyone who writes anything forever on there and you should identify yourself.”

Sherri Shepherd (who mistakenly called Jenny Johnson “Jenny Jones” — chug!) sounded off on the situation saying that although his comments were extreme he had been provoked. ”I’m not saying Chris Brown was right, he was wrong” she began. “But I also say to this grown woman, when you tweet out you’re a piece of bleep, what do you expect to get back?”

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The Chris Brown Argues With Jenny Johnson On Twitter Drinking Game

146222983 The Chris Brown Argues With Jenny Johnson On Twitter Drinking Game

Break out the Boone’s Farm and shot glasses. Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson might’ve already slugged it out, but you can still catch a nasty fade with this drinking game.

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Quick Quotes: Chris Brown Talks Gaining Respect Back With MTV

chris1 Quick Quotes: Chris Brown Talks Gaining Respect Back With MTV

This afternoon, Chris Brown played host at a special in-store meet and greet celebration at Pink Dolphin’s Fairfax location in Los Angeles. In my mind Kawabunga Tran was in the back of the store organizing merchandise and breaking down boxes.

In case you’ve been busy with more important things like creating a Tumblr dedicated to the many styles of Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails and missed it, Rihanna‘s tracklist for her upcoming album ‘Unapologetic’ — due out in stores on November 19 — includes a new collaboration with Yellow Cake.

The 23-year-old entertainer recently gave an interview to MTV’s ‘This Is How I Made It,’ speaking candidly on how his assault charge changed him as a person.

Spotted: Chris Brown Attends Symphonic Love Foundation Launch Party

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