Chris Brown And Jenesse Youth Advocates Host Back To School Festival

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The Enchanted Forrest’s most talented creature, Chris Brown (pictured above with Terri Seymour), partnered with the Jenesse Center, a national non-profit domestic violence intervention and prevention organization, and its youth advocate group The Change to host a Back To School Festival on Wednesday (September 5) in Los Angeles.

The fun filled interactive experience was an end of summer treat for kids and their parents who have been impacted by domestic violence. It also served as a kick-off to give children a positive start to a new school year.

“It is our focus on family violence and its impact on youth that compelled us to open our hearts and our doors to Chris Brown and his mother, Joyce Hawkins,” remarked Jenesse Center CEO Karen Earl in a press release.

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Tweets Is Watching: Mama Breezy Wants You To Tell The Truth . . . Whoever You Are

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It’s all social media pleasantries and birthday wishes until you’re dishonest with Mama Breezy. That’s when she shows up in front of your house blasting “Fuck The Other Side” on her car stereo while waving a pistol and threatening to take off her drawstring ponytail.

You see, someone potentially telling tales on your child is a part of parenthood new mothers don’t have a clue about. Later for whatever Tia Mowry is trying to package and sell everybody with less than two years under her belt.

The real interesting part of postpartum life begins when you find yourself thinking twice about sending someone a direct message declaring “Little girl you don’t know me, I’m from Cleveland Ave. I’ll come see you ’bout mine!”

Joyce Hawkins got everybody talking when she sent out a series of subliminal tweets following Rihanna‘s much talked about appearance on ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter.’

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Skeet Or Delete: Chris Brown – “No Niggas In My Section”

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See what happens when you skip out on paying your tithes and offering? Not only did it prevent Bishop Eddie Long from tricking off in God’s name across the globe this summer but Vacation Bible School was cut two weeks early. At least that is how I am going to rationalize Chris Brown previewing bars from his new track “No Niggas In My Section.” Yes, you read that coon tune title correctly. I’m not taking this queen’s bait this morning but you can.

Soon as your done admiring Yellow Cake’s cunt dance formation, check out the clip below. Take all the time you need though.

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In Other News: Chris Brown Says Jackson Family Drama Needs To Stop

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Two things I can’t bring myself to be bothered with if I’m vacationing out of the country: you and what you’re going through.

See pictures of Rihanna parasailing on Google if you wish to know what my general disposition would mirror in a foreign setting.

But when you bring joy to thousands of fellow creatures living in the enchanted forest, your heart is cut from a different cloth. Christopher Maurice Brown took to his Twitter account to chastise the Jackson clan for allowing their family game night drama to unfold in the public, requesting they instead sort out their stunts and shows privately.

“That Jackson family feud shit gotta stop! Stop making y’all business public! Michael was under enough scrutiny,” he finger banged. “Don’t put the kids through the bullshit! Work y’all shit out as a family and stop giving them the pleasure of fuking wit y’all!”

He signed off from his rant with “Love y’all” before awaking from his dream with the realization that he wasn’t on the film set of ‘This Christmas.’

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Yes, You Care: Chris Brown Is A Blonde Again

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Now wouldn’t this group portrait make for the cunty addition to someone’s high school senior book? Those lips are pursed and moisturized. I invite you to deal.

While Black Twitter rejects the fact that Beyonce rocked blonde braids throughout her time with Destiny’s Child and beyond, Chris Brown quietly renewed his Golden Lords membership just in time for E-40′s “Function” remix video shoot.

More shots from around the set featuring Big Sean, French Montana, Young Jeezy, Problem, Red Cafe and more heartthrobs from Razberries’ Tumblr dreams worthy of a pussy queef inside.

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