Coochieness: Chris Brown In XXL Magazine

Posted on December 5, 2012

The people of Facebook have spoken, and most are in favor of Chris Brown‘s gracious effort to serve you abundant life as seen in the latest issue of XXL Magazine.

Erica - Two snaps, a twist, and a kiss. Sidenote: He really should leave the drugs alone. His slip is showing.

Andrew - That it’s a promotional still from Vampire In Brooklyn II: Restraining Orders Suck

Ant - I could’ve swore this was Peppa Labeja [from Paris Is Burning] when she took that trip down memory lane about her mutha burning her fur coat and the devastation to the nation it brought.

Tiffany - Chris is sitting higher than giraffe pussy and I would be remised as a lover of 70′s blaxploitation films if I didn’t pay homage for trying to re-create the Dolemite effect. Salute, sir!

Sylvia B. - All he needs to complete this look is a set of chola brows.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Slams Chris Brown Twitter Tirade As ‘Verbal Rape’

Posted on November 28, 2012

Sadly, plans for an all-you-can-eat community feast consisting of free-range hens, green bean casserole and Pillsbury crescent rolls held in honor of Chris Brown this Christmas have been nixed.

At the top of the week, the women of ‘The View’ weighed in on Breezy’s war of words against television producer Jenny Johnson, including co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck likening his tweets to ”verbal rape.”

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“I think it’s disgusting, first of all,” Hasselbeck said in response to Brown’s comments. ”But also, it seems like verbal rape to me. And I think at some point there’s gotta be a point where Twitter should ban anyone who writes anything forever on there and you should identify yourself.”

Sherri Shepherd (who mistakenly called Jenny Johnson “Jenny Jones” — chug!) sounded off on the situation saying that although his comments were extreme he had been provoked. ”I’m not saying Chris Brown was right, he was wrong” she began. “But I also say to this grown woman, when you tweet out you’re a piece of bleep, what do you expect to get back?”

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The Chris Brown Argues With Jenny Johnson On Twitter Drinking Game

Posted on November 26, 2012

Break out the Boone’s Farm and shot glasses. Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson might’ve already slugged it out, but you can still catch a nasty fade with this drinking game.

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Quick Quotes: Chris Brown Talks Gaining Respect Back With MTV

Posted on November 7, 2012

This afternoon, Chris Brown played host at a special in-store meet and greet celebration at Pink Dolphin’s Fairfax location in Los Angeles. In my mind Kawabunga Tran was in the back of the store organizing merchandise and breaking down boxes.

In case you’ve been busy with more important things like creating a Tumblr dedicated to the many styles of Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails and missed it, Rihanna‘s tracklist for her upcoming album ‘Unapologetic’ — due out in stores on November 19 — includes a new collaboration with Yellow Cake.

The 23-year-old entertainer recently gave an interview to MTV’s ‘This Is How I Made It,’ speaking candidly on how his assault charge changed him as a person.

Spotted: Chris Brown Attends Symphonic Love Foundation Launch Party

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Yes, You Care: Karcinogens Hits The Club Days After Being Dismissed From Her Girlfriend Position

Posted on October 8, 2012

Opposite of my suggestion to join me in spending an evening in front my Amish fire place recreating the men ain’t shit scene from Waiting To Exhale over blush wine and cold pizza, Kawabunga was spotted at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles with gal pal Seiko on Sunday (October 7).

Last week her now ex-boyfriend Chris Brown released an official statement to selected and respected media outlets (don’t worry, I will never make that list) saying “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna.”

He adds, “I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”

The surprise announcement came hours after he and Rihanna were spotted together at Jay-Z’s concert. In the days that followed Chris released a video detailing his love triangle. I mean, have you been keeping up with this Young And Restless mess? Good, because I have been busy devoting my time to far more important things like organizing Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails by curl patterns.

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