In today’s pop culture driven world, many people are so busy overindulging in the aspects of Rihanna‘s personal life that they forget often her chief contribution to society — melodic goat whispering.
With her uber-candid February 2013 cover story for Rolling Stone magazine focusing primarily on her reconciliation with Chris Brown and what the reunion means for her image, expect for public interest about their relationship to continue rising.
Get it together or forget it forever: “He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again. That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”
Life support: “Wait. You think I’m here to rehabilitate Chris? No, no, no. That is not my purpose. Trust me. I could have done that from the jump if I thought that was my job. My job was to take care of myself – and I did. I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t think Chris was ready.”
He sings, he dances, he often times finds himself relating to Biblical scriptures: Blessed are they who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Matthew 5:10 KJV)
Following his alleged assault on singer Frank Ocean over a parking spot on Sunday night, Chris Brown is feeling crucified just like Jesus. And I’m laughing like shit about it.
Yesterday, the Rabid Beaver from Tappahannock posted a photo of Jesus on the cross to his Instagram account with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!”
I’ve got no further comment to add other than this gem from E-40. “Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em. I ain’t got none but I’m planning on growing some.” Now, tell me when to go.
Break out the Boone’s Farm and shot glasses. Chris Brown and Jenny Johnson might’ve already slugged it out, but you can still catch a nasty fade with this drinking game.
This afternoon, Chris Brown played host at a special in-store meet and greet celebration at Pink Dolphin’s Fairfax location in Los Angeles. In my mind Kawabunga Tran was in the back of the store organizing merchandise and breaking down boxes.
In case you’ve been busy with more important things like creating a Tumblr dedicated to the many styles of Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails and missed it, Rihanna‘s tracklist for her upcoming album ‘Unapologetic’ — due out in stores on November 19 — includes a new collaboration with Yellow Cake.
The 23-year-old entertainer recently gave an interview to MTV’s ‘This Is How I Made It,’ speaking candidly on how his assault charge changed him as a person.
Spotted: Chris Brown Attends Symphonic Love Foundation Launch Party
Opposite of my suggestion to join me in spending an evening in front my Amish fire place recreating the men ain’t shit scene from Waiting To Exhale over blush wine and cold pizza, Kawabunga was spotted at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles with gal pal Seiko on Sunday (October 7).
Last week her now ex-boyfriend Chris Brown released an official statement to selected and respected media outlets (don’t worry, I will never make that list) saying “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna.”
He adds, “I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”
The surprise announcement came hours after he and Rihanna were spotted together at Jay-Z’s concert. In the days that followed Chris released a video detailing his love triangle. I mean, have you been keeping up with this Young And Restless mess? Good, because I have been busy devoting my time to far more important things like organizing Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytails by curl patterns.
Chris Brown is as melodramatic as they come in the new music video for “Don’t Judge Me.” The Colin Tulley-directed clip features slow motion shots, cunty scowls and the type of acting we’ve all come to expect from Halle Berry throughout the years.
Watch a military-issued Rabid Beaver embark on an intergalactic suicide mission to rid the world of Golden Lords after the jump.
Chris Brown Appears In Court — But Get Into The Curls!