Freeze Frame: Miranda Lambert Shades Chris Brown — Again

miranda lambert chris brown Freeze Frame: Miranda Lambert Shades Chris Brown — Again

What Would 2 Chainz Do?

Before performing the track “Gunpowder and Lead” from her 2007 album ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ country star Miranda Lambert held up a fan-made neon green poster bearing the words “Take Notes Chris Brown” to let her fans know that her feud with Chris Brown is far from over.

Since watching Chris Breezy perform and pick up a trophy at the Grammys last Sunday, the singer has taken it upon herself to jumpstart a feud with Brown, or publicly condemn domestic violence, depending on your view, Entertainment Weekly reports.

“Get a good picture now, put it on Twitter,” Lambert told the crowd during a show at the University of Massachusetts on Thursday. “I’ve been in a world of hurt with Chris Brown fans lately . . .  but see, I just have to speak my mind because where I come from, beating up on a woman is never okay.”

After the crowd applauded the singer then smirked, “So that’s why my daddy taught me early on in life how to use a shotgun.”

As you have probably suspected (thank you, rap music gods), “Gunpowder and Lead” is about a woman who decides to shoot her abusive husband: “I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun/ Wait by the door and light a cigarette/He wants a fight well now he’s got one/He ain’t seen me crazy yet.”

This won’t end well. It doesn’t help that I watched ‘And Their Eyes Were Watching God’ on Lifetime yesterday. The mental image of Chris Brown foaming at the mouth before being blasted is too much for me right now. Roll that beautiful bean footage below.

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Watch This: ‘The Road To Talk That Talk’ Part 1 & 2

spotted rihanna Watch This: ‘The Road To Talk That Talk’ Part 1 & 2

Rihanna walked and waved in all of her banjee glory out in London last night (February 18).

The goat whisperer has been ruffling feathers for inviting ex-boyfriend Chris Brown to a private birthday celebration and rumored decision to include him on her anticipated (and ironically titled) track “Birthday Cake.” Here’s the latest per Miss Info:

Well, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised . . . but I’m guessing some fans will be disappointed to hear that Rihanna is allegedly being pressured to shelf the “Birthday Cake (Remix)” completely. It’s possible that she recorded it with Chris without alerting label and management. But here’s the thing . . . burying this song, doesn’t really solve anything if these two continue to reunite in other ways. And by the looks of Rihanna’s twitter rant, the heart wants what the heart wants. Plus, are all parties ready to begin a lengthy period of lying about the duet’s existence? Seems like both Rihanna and Chris are pushing back.

Let them eat cake? Watch ‘The Road To Talk That Talk’ after the jump.

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Chris Brown Takes Off, Responds To Miranda Lambert Shade

brown1 Chris Brown Takes Off, Responds To Miranda Lambert Shade

Chris Brown and girlfriend Karrueche Tran kept a low profile while flying out LAX on Tuesday (February 14).

Though his manager Tina Douglas vows that he won’t conduct any interviews in 2012 that hasn’t stopped the Enchanted Forrest’s most celebrated creature from speaking his mind.

Country star Miranda Lambert criticized the decision to have Breezy perform twice at the Grammy Awards on Sunday, tweeting to more than 600,000 followers “How dang long did they give Nicki Minaj to do whatever that was? Strange. And Chris Brown twice? I don’t get it. He beat on a girl.”

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Team Breezy, Let’s Talk

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Setting their sights on the dick bulge inside his skinny jeans, the female constituency of Team Breezy flooded social networking sites with public displays of thirst towards Chris Brown after watching the comeback kid in action at the Grammy Awards last night.

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Sir! Buzz Feed list of 25 Extremely Upsetting Reaction to Chris Brown at the Grammys is as disturbing as it is deliciously wrong. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

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Chris Brown Dodges Parking Ticket, Drops Gay Slur

cback Chris Brown Dodges Parking Ticket, Drops Gay Slur

Pardon his back.

Although he vehemently denies that his comments were meant to insult the zestation community Chris Brown might have done just that as he continued to play himself out in front of the media yesterday while trying to avoid a parking ticket, ranting “Y’all niggas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Ya’ll niggas is gay.” Somebody has been eyeing Soulja Boy’s pendant featuring a gooned-out Riley from The Boondocks for too long.

Le sigh.

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