In Other News: Chris Brown And Meek Mill Are Both Pressed

Image235 In Other News: Chris Brown And Meek Mill Are Both Pressed

Subliminal tweets betwixt dicks are all the rage this season.

House of Lemon Pepper Ovahness rapper Meek Mill confirmed rumors that he is 12.8 seconds away from challenging Chris Brown to a duty whine contest on Ustream after writing “You took me off your song because she let me watch da throne #dreamsandnightmares,” alluding to rumors that he was involved at some point with Rihanna.

Not one to have his nose ring came for, Chris quickly quipped back “She’s a dream chaser! There are alot of dreamers so she’ll be running forever!”

Rumor has it that after pictures of Rihanna making it drizzle on a stripper at Meek Mill’s  birthday party surfaced online, Rabid Beaver pulled the plug on a track off his upcoming album featuring the Killadelphia rapper.

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Meek Mill has since responded to Breezy’s tweet, saying “Dese chicks belong 2 da game….not u! Never get confused and think that’s all u!”

So what did Rihanna think about all this? Nothing. She was too busy partying it up with Drake over the weekend in Miami to comment.

Chris Brown Made Auntie Russell’s Blood Pressure Go Up

rihanna store Chris Brown Made Auntie Russells Blood Pressure Go UpRussell Simmons cares for you.

Russell Simmons defended the honor of Curry Goat’s 11 herbs and spices over the weekend in a blog post eloquently titled ‘Get Off Rihanna’s Dick’ posted to his Global Grind website.

Unless you were busy greasing your gold hair part or watching episodes of ‘Living Single’ on YouTube, Rihanna immediately unfollowed Chris Brown on Twitter last week after he released a freestyle over House Mother Kanye’s “Theraflu” (aka “Way Too Cold”) accusing an unspecified ex-girlfriend of spreading cooch around the industry.

Personally, I thought Rabid Beaver was gnawing at former fling Draya Michelle but I can never keep up with the youth when they are inside of their feelings.

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Chris Brown Launches Art Show And New Toy Range

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Is Chris Brown looking a little on the frail side to you these days? Multiple blog sites seem to think so.

Whatever the case may be, the puppy mill performer looked to be in full health at his art show in the Corey Helford Gallery in Culver City, California yesterday, unveiling a selection of his artwork and new toy line with Dum English.

Breezy was joined at the event by street artist Ron English — who designed his ‘F.A.M.E.’ album cover — and friend Bow Wow.

Rihanna Won’t Apologize For Chris Brown Reconciliation

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You can finger bang rants as much as you please. Curry Goat nor her rice and peas give a damn what anybody has to say about her musical reunion with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Suck her cockiness.

New York Daily News – ”I respect what other people have to say. The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently,” the singer, 24, says in the May issue of Elle of her fans’ reactions to her collaboration with Brown, 22, on two new remixes. The tumultuous twosome has even been rumored to be secretly hooking up.

“It’s very hard for me to accept, but I get it,” she continues. “People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that’s all right. I don’t hate them for it.”

“It gave me guns. I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I want them to know,” she said of the public scrutiny that surrounded her break-up with Chris Breezy.

“It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it. I wanted people to know who I am. Whatever they take that to be, good or bad, I just want them to know the truth.”

“I have more freedom the more people know about me,” she continued. “It’s like, one less skeleton in the closet, one less burden, one less secret; now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”

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Tweets Is Watching: Team Breezy Gives A Round of Applause To Their Leader (NSFW)

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As of this very moment record sales are obsolete. Nothing says fan dedication quite like defacing your ass cheeks with a Sharpie in the name of your favorite entertainer.

Chris Brown cemented his status as the most envied creature in the enchanted forest by proclaiming his royalty yesterday.

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‘Black And Bleu’ Sandwich Named After Chris Brown’s Assault On Rihanna Sparks Outrage

sammy1 ‘Black And Bleu’ Sandwich Named After Chris Browns Assault On Rihanna Sparks OutrageChops And Hops, a steakhouse located in the heart of Buttfuck, Georgia, has a long tradition of giving menu items tongue-and-cheek names after celebrities. But many customers lost their appetite after the restaurant posted a photo on its Twitter and Facebook profiles on Friday (March 23) of a burger with the following caption:

“Well we were going to do @TimTebow today but decided to trade for a sure thing this week. Instead @chrisbrown, @rihanna and us teamed up for a award winning celebrity sandwich. Put your hands on this caribbean black and bleu sandwich. Caribbean spiced marinated sliced ribeye blackened then look out for the bleu cheese, sliced tomato, silver Lamborghini onions, and shredded romaine. Chris Brown won’t beat you up for eating this unless your name starts with a R and ends with A.”

The shade of it all.

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