Memoirs of A Redbone: Chris Brown Rejects Plea Deal In DC Assault Case

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The President of Melanin Deficient Negroes has once again blocked his blessings of being the Tickle Me Elmo of R&B music.

Chris Brown was close to resolving his assault case in a deal that would have prevented him from being James DeBarge’s cell block homie again, but talks fell apart when attorneys couldn’t agree on what Breezy would acknowledge happened during a scuffle that led to his arrest.

During a 15-minute hearing in D.C. Superior Court today, Chris rejected the agreement in which he would have pleaded guilty to assault for allegedly punching a photograph-seeking fan outside the W Hotel in downtown Washington.

At the time, he was on probation in California for a 2009 attack on his then-girlfriend Rihanna. Prosecutor Kevin Chambers said in court that Breezy rejected a deal to plead guilty to misdemeanor assault and receive a sentence of time served.

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LinkedIn Champion: Karrueche Tran Lands Red Carpet Correspondent Gig For 2014 BET Awards

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Karrueche Tran is getting to the money. Now, I’ll leave it up to you to determine whether or not it’s because she is going bump in the night with Chris Brown.

The rising fashion designer / occasional Karmaloop look-book model confirmed on her Instagram account that she will chat it up with celebrities and other known unknowns at the 2014 BET Awards this Sunday as a red carpet correspondent for BET.com’s live stream.

Here’s where things get interesting.

According to insiders (read: the Boney-T from the mailroom), Karcinogens landed the gig because the network was actively trying to woo Breezy into appearing on the show as a surprise guest.

However, the Tumblr icon laughed off the rumor while confirming that her boo will be in attendance at the show, commenting “Lol. I got this gig before Chris was even going.”

There you have it.

Chris Brown & Karreuche Tran: Katsuya Date Night With Mama Breezy

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As the world waits in anticipation for his mixtape featuring duets with James DeBarge over production by DJ Mustard to surface online, Chris Brown still has to eat. The most enchanting creature in the rain forrest, who was released from jail last week, was spotted heading into Hollywood hot spot Katsuya on Friday night (June 6).

He was joined by girlfriend Karreuche Tran and always fashionable mother Joyce Hawkins.

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Flawless victory. A day prior, Breezy’s celebrity friends gathered at a Beverly Hills mansion for a surprise post-prison Welcome Home bash in his honor. Check out a few snapshots from the party via Karcinogen’s Instagram account after the jump.

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Redbone Coalition: Chris Brown Is In Jail Making Music With James DeBarge

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Say what you will, but no one shows support to their fellow melanin deficit brethren like uncooked chicken nugget colored negros.

According to TMZ, prison pals Chris Brown and James DeBarge have joined forces in the Los Angeles County Jail to create beautiful melodies about phone sex over pay phones and fighting off booty goons in the shower to help pass the time until their release.

The scene from the “Boy Is Mine” music video where Monica and Brandy were singing woman to woman? Not exactly. The two singers, who are being housed in a segregated unit for high profile inmates, reportedly cannot see each other. But that hasn’t killed their creative process: the duo have reportedly produced three songs already.

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Memoirs of A Redbone: Chris Brown Ordered Back To Rehab For Two Months

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Chris Brown‘s journey to being the second coming of Michael Jackson as predicted by Mama Breezy has hit another snag. After completing a 90 day stay in rehab where he stocked up on Enfamil to his boyish looks back, a judge has ordered Chris to extend his stay another two months.

The good news is that Chris has been a model patient during his time in rehab. He has attended six to eight therapy sessions a week and passed drug tests without incident.

According to documents from the rehab center, Breezy was self medicating inappropriately (code for being on that good kush and alcohol) before cleaning up his act. He also suffers from bipolar II disorder, untreated post-traumatic stress disorder, and severe insomnia.

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Memoirs of A Redbone: Chris Brown Extends Stay In Rehab, Accuses Former Manager of Leaking Music

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Chris Brown is trying his hardest to drop that light skinned Tupac persona and coke habit he picked up when he started hanging around super rich kids turned real niggas. Put yourself in his Supras. Imagine working diligently to get back to the happier times where you skipped down Sesame Street with Elmo only to have people try to block your blessing.

After extending his stay in rehab (gold star for you) and announcing the release of his upcoming album, Breezy is now pointing fingers at former manager, Tina Davis, for leaking tracks over the past weeks.

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