I know I said I wouldn’t post any more videos of random zestlemen performing “Single Ladies” but I think I can make an exception for Teyana Taylor. Work it out Pound Puppy! See, if Cheri Dennis would have done this shit she would be as big as Kizzy Rowland in the UK but nooooo . . .
Promote The Vote Block Party
Diddy used the Promote The Vote Block Party as an excuse to dig deep into his box of dusty Vote or Die t-shirts. Don’t blame him blame Cheri Dennis. She should be held responsible for all things that go awry in the tooth pick crypt.
Jay-Z along with his jockey, Mary J. Blige and Kevin Liles hyped up the Philly crowd at the last minute voter push.
Stay In School Kids [No Really, Please Do]
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Are peace signs are the secret official hand gesture for irrelevancy?
First we had Blackberry Molasses come by and sweep the floor with his pussy now Cheri Dennis and Yung Wyndex make a cameo at a fashion show. Today has really shaped up to be pretty fucking awesome, right?
Cheri escaped Diddy’s tooth pick crypt long enough to make an appearance at the Southpole Stay In School Fashion Show in New York City. Let the record show that no one over the age of 18 years old should ever be caught rocking that shit. Email me for more rules and guidelines.
But I digress.
Cheri still has that cherry kool-aid hued hair and mean mustache. I’m mad her top lip has more hair than all the members of Team Wackout.
In Case You Missed It: MTB4 Live Season Finale
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The live season finale of Making The Band 4 was nothing short of dramatic cunt 101. As earlier predicted, D. Woods [who was also absent from last night's events] was given the boot with resident cum bucket Aubrey.
According to his royal bitchassness, Aubrey was cut from the group because “she wasn’t the same girl he signed initially” and warned her that her bad attitude would leave her in a dark and lonely place in the future. The same dark and lonely place that Cheri Dennis currently resides in, no less.
As far as D. Woods’ departure from the group is concerned Diddy says got she “caught up in the wrath,” though he remains adamant in his decision.
That’s the brakes. Much like the wig crypt, UPS is always hiring.
I Blame Joe Sixpack
Unless you have been sharing a pillow up under a rock with Cheri Dennis [no, I love you] you have probably laughed at last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch of the VP debate already.
But from that laughter now comes tragedy.
Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.
I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.
While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [source]
Quick Quotes
” . . .There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna [Jameson] for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
- – Danity Kane member Aubrey O’ Day talks to Complex about having sex while on her period
FYI: Cheri Dennis would never put her business on front street like this. She’s a real lady!
Dramatic Cunt . . . Ovah
Ashanti may have been all smiles while posing with Monica at the For Sisters Only event this past weekend but she was everything other but sweet. Word is she not only acted like a diva but demanded shit like she was still relevant!
Miss Honay threatened not to perform [as if it were a bad thing] if her make-up artist didn’t get a director’s chair to sit his kit in and asked for the venue hallways to be cleared out as she made her way to the restroom, which was also free of occupants.
Here is what Drama Dupree had to say about her performance:
AND THEN SHE GETS ON STAGE AND GETS VIEWED BY THE AUDIENCE. THEY WERE NOT FEELING THAT HORRIBLE ASS PERFORMANCE WITH THE 4 NONE-CHOREOGRAPHED DANCERS, THAT FOOLISH ASS SKIT AND HER HORRIBLE SINGING.
The message to this broad is that you’re thisclose to workng the front desk and Tire Kingdom with Cheri Dennis. Hit up Freddyo.com for more flicks of Ashitty, Monica, Yung Joc and others.