Stunts And Shows: Chad Johnson Gets 30-Day Jail Sentence After Slapping Lawyer’s Ass In Court

Posted on June 10, 2013

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Former NFL star Chad Johnson‘s plea deal for no jail time fell apart today when he playfully slapped his male attorney on the ass at his probation hearing inside a Broward County, Fla. courtroom. Do me a favor and read the preceding sentence three more times. Ladies and gentlemen, this is that fuck shit.

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ESPN reports Judge Kathleen McHugh says the 35-year-old wasn’t taking things seriously enough, even after he returned to the courtroom and apologized for his behavior. In return, McHugh slapped his ass with a 30-day jail sentence and also extended his probation for three months.

“I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously. I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this?” McHugh said, slapping the plea deal document down on her desk. “The whole courtroom was laughing. I’m not going to accept these plea negotiations. This isn’t a joke.”

You gon’ learn today.

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Quick Flicks: Chad Johnson Grabs Lunch With Actress AJ Johnson

Posted on October 2, 2012

When Jody sees this he is really going to act an ass and tear up Yvette’s dinette set from Rooms To Go. But hey, mama gotta have a life too.

Unemployed NFL baller / certified head bussa Chad Johnson was photographed having lunch with actress AJ Johnson, known best for her roles in House Party and Baby Boy, earlier on Monday (October 1) in West Hollywood.

The two shared a casual lunch at Le Petit Four Restaurant before taking in an afternoon of shopping at the paparazzi-friendly The Grove. New couple alert or two friends just playing catching up? Our nosey asses will be watching.

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Chad Johnson Grants Evelyn Lozada Divorce

Posted on September 13, 2012

We’ve come to the end of the road! Chad Johnson admits the relationship between he and Evelyn Lozada is “irretrievably broken” according to TMZ.

Despite having Evelyn’s face tattooed on his leg and performing a list of stunts and shows in the weeks following his arrest to win her back, Chad is finally ready to sign them papers after an initial refusal. Usher would be proud?

Lonely Tweet: Celebrity Edition

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Late Pass: Evelyn Lozada Films Second Interview With OWN

Posted on September 6, 2012

Now the hood knows who to call when Mary J. Blige is unavailable for a breakthrough!

“You’ve been rewarded for being a thug among women! It’s gonna cost you,” chastised Iyanla Vanzant to ‘Basketball Wives’ star Evelyn Lozada during an intimate reunion inside a New York City hotel last week. “Superstar husband, four new children, spotlight, cameras. Who are you?”

The OWN Network had already planned for Evelyn to open up about past domestic abuse on ‘Iyanla, Fix My Life’ on the season premiere Saturday, September 15th. But after the recent headbutting incident with Chad Johnson people now have a legit reason to tune in.

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Girl, Just Stop: Chad Johnson Pulls Another Stunt For Evelyn Lozada’s Love

Posted on September 6, 2012

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A day after going above and beyond the “tattoo my name so I know it’s real” lifestyle by having Evelyn Lozada’s face immortalized in ink on his leg, Chocolate Bunny Lite returned with another stunt yesterday.

Rocking a t-shirt with the phrase “I Just Want To Love You” across the front (Hot Topic teas?), Terrell Owen’s double-ganger continued on the trail to ~~rack up publicity~~ win back his wife’s heart — for all of America to see. Maybe Evelyn will catch all these pleas for attention when she has finished making her own media rounds, or maybe not?