Kim Porter, Christina Milian, Drake, Busta Rhymes and More Party With Google

kim porter Kim Porter, Christina Milian, Drake, Busta Rhymes and More Party With Google

I hardly ever use my blog to campaign for cosigns but when I say that Kim Porter’s baby hair was was laid like Shellac and Shalamar as I basked in its holy presence earlier this year in Miami please believe me. Talk about a personal milestone. I went back to my hotel room and cried Jesse Jackson tears for hours following that moment.

The regal perm box model continued in outstanding tradition this week in Los Angeles while attending the launch of Google Music at Mr. Brainwash Studios. Peep flicks of the party people (including Drake, Serena Williams, Christina Milian, Busta Rhymes and Nick Cannon) below.

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Quick Flicks: R&B Live Hollywood BET Weekend Kick Off With Darkchild

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Los Angeles Lakers baller and spokesman for “uh oh” babies across the globe Ron Artest rocked the mic at Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins BET Weekend Kick Off event on Thursday night.

After giving mom a kiss good night and gassing up the minivan, Sonja Norwood’s kids scooped up Shorty Mack and Lil’ Al B. Sure before  hightailing it over to West Hollywood to join in on the fun and free publicity. Adult supervision was  provided by Busta Rhymes and former First Lady Diamond. Party of the effin’ summer, people.

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Casket Sharp: Busta Rhymes

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The age / relevancy debate in hip-hop isn’t going to come to a cease any time soon. At Saturday night’s 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards Ice Cube encouraged rappers to continue to rhyme as long as they had a tongue.

But he ain’t say shit about staying on the scene looking like the cat old enough to be your “young” uncle down at Splashy Saturdays. If you rock an outfit similar to this one please have your tricking references prepared and ready for review.

You know he thought he was dressed to kill, too.

She Rockin’ That Thang

Al + Some Beard

The last time I dedicated a post to Al Reynolds and his sweetened tea it wasn’t anything really worth talking about. Bad brown beard on deck? Check. Outstanding tang game? Double check.

But this time is totally different. To quote Busta Rhymes on the “Ante Up” remix this shit here feels like an whole entire world collapse, muthafuckas.  Get you a piece and two side orders, whore!

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The Gang’s All Here

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VIEW GALLERY FROM THE PARTY

I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. First the bad. Production is down in the wig crypt 47% this quarter due to the recession. Now the good. Kizzy, Beyaki, and Shug Avery have some extra itme to spend with each other now. Aww! It’s just like the video for “Girl” and shit.

The lovely ladies hooked up at Kizzy’s Surprise 28th Birthday Party on Tuesday night in Hollywood. Cousin Angie B!, La La Vasquez, Forest Whitaker, Busta Rhymes, Columbus Short, and a host of others came out to celebrate with Kiz.

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Animal House

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I hope all my fellow fuckery enthusiast had a wonderful weekend and all that good shit. Now on to the meat and potatoes.

I will not comment on the following gossip item but rather insert several side-eyes where I see necessary.

THE hottest after-hours party in Hollywood isn’t at a club – it’s at Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills bachelor pad. One source said, “Eddie has taken the after-hours party up a notch since he’s been single. Murphy and Johnny Gil [who lives in the sprawling manse's guesthouse - - side-eye] have been holding bowling tournaments in the house’s bowling alley almost every weekend. He even hired DJ Ruckus to spin one party.” Guests have included Busta Rhymes, [side-eye] Bobby Brown and Dallas Austin. “When Bobby was there, they messed with him and kept playing songs by [Brown's ex] Whitney Houston.” A rep for Murphy didn’t return e-mails. [source]

We all kno that Bobby Brown is always looking for a place to lay his naps but Busta, what it is right now? If you believed Terrence Dean when he “outted” Mr. Rhymes in his book then you are probably not surprised one bit.

Jesus Will Fix It For You

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Did Miss Honay do your make-up girl? Jesus snatch away the kit-n-kaboodle and never give it back.

A lawyer for Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III says that ex-wife Juanita Bynum was in contempt of a divorce consent order in which she promised to pay her husband’s $40,000 attorney fees, relinquish the title of an SUV and pick up furniture of hers. The popular televangelist was threatened with jail time or a fine Monday in a court document alleging that she failed to live up to the terms of her divorce settlement.

“She owed $10,000 on July 8,” said Randy Kessler, Atlanta lawyer for Weeks. “We gave her a month to bring it current. She hasn’t done that.”

Kessler said the $10,000 was to be the first of four installments toward the $40,000. He said Bynum also did not transfer the title of the couple’s 2004 Land Rover to Weeks or make arrangements to pick up her belongings, which include a harp, a sculpture of a woman and other sentimental antiques she collected seven years ago. Continue Reading »

Celebs x Vitamin Water Event

Go Home Gabrielle Union 50 Cent

Dramatic cunt pursed lips? Check. Raw emotion filled eyes? Check. Smooth and supple skin thanks to facials given by Yayo? Double check.

Curtis was dressed up in love and zest at the party for VitaminWater in Los Angeles on Monday night. Gabrielle Union showed up despite the flop of Meet Dave, LL Cool J and Busta Rhymes held down the uncle / rapper corner, and that Danity Kane child tried her best to force a nip slip out for event photogs but didn’t have any luck.

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Missy’s Birthday Bash

Missy + Sandra “Pepa” Denton

Missy Elliott celebrated her birthday with a brigade of her personal bust it babies last night in New York City. No word on if Olivia licked the rapper [again] but our Crunkland friend-in-the-head Boom Kat was in the building! That shit has to come for something, right?

Pepa Dallas Austin Angie Martinez Boom Kat Missy Julissa

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Chow Time

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Celebs know that if they are hungry for a little grub and paparazzi attention that they can also make a trip to famous eatery Mr. Chow to satisfy their appetites. “Singers” Solange and Keyshia Cole were both spotted exiting the restaurant on Wednesday night. Busta Rhymes, Jermaine Dupri [I hope it wasn't after midnight], and Nelly were also caught by the flashing lights.

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