With all the other big wigs [pun intended] in town, Kizzy Rowland was so desperate to find someone to apply her lace front for Universal Record’s cocktail party that she asked Brandy’s daughter to do it. Not a good idea.
Lackluster Blockbuster
My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!
While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her bloody albumen like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon’s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.
And don’t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.
Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don’t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!
Eddie Winslow Turned A Hoe Into A Housewife
Eddie Winslow has made Superhead a honest woman. Or either she is lying about some shit that is not worth lying about – - as usual. Your favorite baby guzzler and mine tells BV columnist Jawn Murray that she and “husband” Darius McCray are living happily ever after.
WHY WON’T YOU LET HER VAGINA BE GREAT?!
Okay, you’ve mentioned “husband” a few times. I had already heard that you and Darius McCrary had quietly reconciled, but is there something else you need to tell?
The statement is that Darius and I have always been married. When and where is confidential. Our license is confidential. In the state of California , if you live together as husband and wife, then you can file a confidential license. Darius and I have always been married whether it’s spiritually or legally, we’re married on both levels; legally, on paper, signed, sealed, delivered.
But this isn’t a Brandy Norwood-kind of marriage? You’re saying you legally went and got married and have a wedding license to prove it. Wow! When did this marriage take place? Was there a ceremony or did you visit the justice of the peace?
Darius and I are not going to explain when and where we got married, if it was before the breakup or after. I’ve known Darius for 20 years. We’ve been living together for two years and we are married. We’re a couple. That was important for us on many levels. With the help of our pastor and the help of our church, it was the right thing to do for the situation that we’re in so whenever we did it, we did it.
Necole Bitchie said it best, this bitch suffers from major memory lapses! It can’t be an easy task to keep up with all the lies that she tells. For more on Bow Wow, pregnancy rumors, and overall hoe shit be sure to check out the entire interview.
We The People Are Not Surprised
This is definitely a space filler entry but I think its rather appropriate after the last post, no?
I missed the series premiere [I say series because I'm sure there will be more to come] of For The Love of Ray J on Monday night because I was busy helping Brandy look for eye drops at CVS. Seriously people, why do her eyes look like egg yolks with blood in them?
But I digress.
Like most reality television programs FTLOR has a contestant who can’t manage to keep her panties pulled up. The chick with the Mike Tyson inspired face tattoo was [or is, the recession is real] apparently a fetish model. Click here [NSFW!] if you want to see an up close picture of her twitter. You so nasty!
Kid Fury’s X-Mas Wish List
Kid Fury, here. I hope everyone and their families are having a pleasant Christmas Eve. It’s raining in Miami, the star just fell from atop my tree, and the Family Dollar is closed, but I’m not gonna be a Scrooge about it. Anyway, I thought I’d interrupt that eggnog and Hennesy sipping (cocoa for the younger crowd) to share my list of things I hope ol’ Santa brings me tomorrow. Feel free to share yours.
- A vocoder
- Dinner and a movie with Ms. Frankie
- The warmth of Areefa’s left breast
- A Sasha Fierce glove
- A Brandy/Kelly Rowland rent world tour (featuring Cassie)
Jill Scott: Pregnanted + Inked Up?
Word on the curb is that Jilly from Philly is knocked up by her current boo John “Lil’ John” Roberts [not to be confused with the crunk juice guzzling Lil' Jon] and engaged to the drummer from Atlanta. The two are so much in love that they have each other’s names tatted on the back of their necks.
Tragic negroid move! It’s all good while you are in love and bliss but you’re a little more than likely to live to regret that shit. Remember when Brandy was heads over heels in love with Quentin Richardson and decided to get his face [face momofukas, face] tattooed on her back? Definitely not one of the brighter moments. Follow the link to that disaster.
From The C+D Vault x Quick Flicks
Word to Halle Berry’s character in BAP’s, good things come in three’s!
This is what happens when you don’t keep your eye on the prize! First Lady Diamond, Brandy and Queen Pen all flashed their gangsta phalanges at the Scorpios Do It Better celebration on Thursday night. [Insert sad Lil' Mama face] No diggity, no doubt.
I was just enjoying some of First Lady Diamond’s stellar work last night. Here’s a sneak peak at how her divorce proceedings to Island Dick are going to go down: