When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Kelly Rowland

kizzy brandy1 When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Kelly Rowland

With all the other big wigs [pun intended] in town,  Kizzy Rowland was so desperate to find someone to apply her lace front for Universal Record’s cocktail party that she asked Brandy’s daughter to do it. Not a good idea.

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Lackluster Blockbuster

who Lackluster Blockbuster

My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!

While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her bloody albumen like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon’s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.

And don’t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.

Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don’t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!

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Eddie Winslow Turned A Hoe Into A Housewife

Eddie Winslow has made Superhead a honest woman. Or either she is lying about some shit that is not worth lying about – - as usual. Your favorite baby guzzler and mine tells BV columnist Jawn Murray that she and “husband” Darius McCray are living happily ever after.

WHY WON’T YOU LET HER VAGINA BE GREAT?!

karrine Eddie Winslow Turned A Hoe Into A HousewifeOkay, you’ve mentioned “husband” a few times. I had already heard that you and Darius McCrary had quietly reconciled, but is there something else you need to tell?

The statement is that Darius and I have always been married. When and where is confidential. Our license is confidential. In the state of California , if you live together as husband and wife, then you can file a confidential license. Darius and I have always been married whether it’s spiritually or legally, we’re married on both levels; legally, on paper, signed, sealed, delivered.

But this isn’t a Brandy Norwood-kind of marriage? You’re saying you legally went and got married and have a wedding license to prove it. Wow! When did this marriage take place? Was there a ceremony or did you visit the justice of the peace?

Darius and I are not going to explain when and where we got married, if it was before the breakup or after. I’ve known Darius for 20 years. We’ve been living together for two years and we are married. We’re a couple. That was important for us on many levels. With the help of our pastor and the help of our church, it was the right thing to do for the situation that we’re in so whenever we did it, we did it.

Necole Bitchie said it best, this bitch suffers from major memory lapses! It can’t be an easy task to keep up with all the lies that she tells. For more on Bow Wow, pregnancy rumors, and overall hoe shit be sure to check out the entire interview.

We The People Are Not Surprised

Danger Danger Danger

This is definitely a space filler entry but I think its rather appropriate after the last post, no?

I missed the series premiere [I say series because I'm sure there will be more to come] of For The Love of Ray J on Monday night because I was busy helping Brandy look for eye drops at CVS. Seriously people, why do her eyes look like egg yolks with blood in them?

But I digress.

Like most reality television programs FTLOR has a contestant who can’t manage to keep her panties pulled up. The chick with the Mike Tyson inspired face tattoo was [or is, the recession is real] apparently a fetish model. Click here [NSFW!] if you want to see an up close picture of her twitter. You so nasty!

01.13 Quick Flicks

T. Error T. Error + Pleasure P

C+D fan favorite T. Error Mari must have received word that Stephen Sprouse’s collaboration with Louis Vuitton was back in vogue before hitting the Los Angeles premiere of ‘Notorious’. How dreadful.  Since almost doesn’t count I will keep it moving on to the next.

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Kid Fury’s X-Mas Wish List

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Kid Fury, here. I hope everyone and their families are having a pleasant Christmas Eve. It’s raining in Miami, the star just fell from atop my tree, and the Family Dollar is closed, but I’m not gonna be a Scrooge about it. Anyway, I thought I’d interrupt that eggnog and Hennesy sipping (cocoa for the younger crowd) to share my list of things I hope ol’ Santa brings me tomorrow. Feel free to share yours.

  1. A vocoder
  2. Dinner and a movie with Ms. Frankie
  3. The warmth of Areefa’s left breast
  4. A Sasha Fierce glove
  5. A Brandy/Kelly Rowland rent world tour (featuring Cassie)
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Quick Flicks: KISS 108’s Jingle Ball ’08

Rihanna + Chris Brown

Throngs of teenybopper music fans filled The Tsongas Arena to watch music acts perform and share the holiday spirit at Kiss 108’s Jingle Ball last night.

Rihanna Rihanna Leona Lewis Brandy Lady GaGa

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