Poor Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.

Bow Wow’s half-sisters Errica and Jasarah Moss claim that their father Alponso has attempted to reach out to his famous son on Twitter and Facebook to no results. Instead of keeping family business a closely guarded private matter, a website seemingly dedicated to airing dirty laundry while dropping some coins in their own pockets ($1.99 per video play to be exact) has been launched. Good luck with that.

Bow Wow’s half sisters are angry because Bow Wow never mentions their father even though according to them, he’s the one who put Bow Wow in his first talent show and launched his career. The sisters are also pissed because Bow Weezy hasn’t spoken to them in years either. — Rhymes With Snitch

Just as the High Priestess of Cunt (commonly referred to by lessers as Omarion) was putting the finishing touches on his press release denouncing all things Kardashian wedding related Mr. 106 & Porch was on the verge of creating pandemonium amongst excited fans at a show in Indianapolis. After on duty police officials at the show advised Miss Moss that it wouldn’t be the best idea to interact with fans still located in the stands he subsequently elected to let his pussy air dry. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Dickey Roberts Child Star escaped to the sandy beaches of Miami on Sunday with longtime love interest (don’t try to vie for his attention on Skype now, Omarion) Angela Simmons. The cutesy couple (?) also hit Club Play in Miami Beach in celebration for the creative force behind Pastry’s 24th birthday.

Never mind the new tease Bow Wow is giving with his mohawk. Chris Brown and girlfriend Karrueche played it close like butter plays toast (blame my Biggie Pandora station for that one) while having lunch with good pal Dickey Roberts Child Star in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

Which hip-hop artist drove up to his agent’s office in a $200,000 car, wearing a $50,000 wristwatch, to beg for money because he’s “dead broke” and needed $5,000 for child support?

Cracking the code to get down to the rap artist responsible for the above blind item would be as productive as pissing in the wind but that didn’t stop Bow Wow’s mom Teresa Caldwell from retreating to her Twitter account this morning in defense of her pup, writing: “That article was in the NY post & had nothing to do with Bow. Y’all know that I will never sit back & let Bow not take care of his daughter. I will never sit back & allow my son not to take care of his responsibility & if he couldn’t I would work my butt to make sure she was str8.”

A sentence doesn’t equal an article but we got you, Teresa. Point dutifully taken. (Story via Sandra Rose)

Yaki inflation, passing out from Spanx-related heat exhaustion while performing the Wobble Wobble and having Gucci Mane push me from a moving car for refusing his sexual advances tops the lists of things I am deathly afraid of experiencing this summer. One thing I welcome with open arms is slathering on Vaseline and battling lessers on Twitter who come in my replies trying to get a reaction out of me by bad mouthing Khia.

But Bow Wow isn’t for that type of drama, so when the rambunctious students inside Twitter’s lunch detention decided to send out a fake tweet with his name attached he threatened to unplug from the matrix for good. Disrespect us no they won’t!

A mischievous Twitter prankster sent a doctored Tweet making it look like Bow Wow had Tweeted the following

@bowwow: Haters can say wat they want. I bet u cant name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!

Bow Wow hadn’t sent the Tweet [allegedly], but that didn’t stop it from being re-Tweeted thousands of times prompting a Twitter roast of epic proportions.

After Bow Wow’s rapping and acting skills were deemed worse than every shitty rapper turned actor from Brian Pumper to B Rad from Malibu’s Most Wanted, Bow Wow had enough and issued his threat to quit.

He hasn’t Tweeted since.

READ WHAT BOW WOW HAD TO SAY AT RHYMES WITH SNITCH

We’ve only known that someone other than a fallen boy band member will be calling Bow Wow daddy in due time for about a week and already there’s drama in the House of Wow.

It seems ass model Joie Chavis has found the number to TMZ and already she’s running her mouth.

This time it’s about why she left Bow Wow’s name off their baby’s birthday certificate:

Joie Chavis tells TMZ … she was shocked that B.W. wasn’t there for her when she went under the knife for an emergency C-section on April 27. And if Bow Wow’s excuse was squeamishness, it didn’t explain his absence in the days that followed.

He finally showed up on the 6th day of the baby’s life, to take them home.

Pissed as she was, Joie tells us Bow Wow has turned it around and now is all about baby Shai.

Joie says she’s now willing to let bygones be bygones and put Bow Wow on the document, but it’s going to take a judge to make that happen. (source)

First comes the lost condom, then comes the skip past marriage, and then comes Shad with the baby mama baggage.

For the record, Omarion would’ve never pulled that move if he carried Bow Wow’s seed. That’s a real ride or die bitch for you.

Chris Brown isn’t just about dick thrusting for the good of the community.

Before jetting down to Miami to shake his kettlebells in the crotch area of an eager junior thin mint he and Bow Wow visited Art in the Streets, the first major U.S. museum survey of graffiti and street art, at the Geffen Contemporary at MOCA in Los Angeles on Thursday (March 26).

In Breezy related gossip:

A friend told Now magazine: “Ri-Ri’s always loved Chris – that never changed. They’ve texted and Skyped each other a lot recently and met up at a mutual friend’s house in Los Angeles after the restraining order expired.”

According to sources Rihanna wants to be with Chris but is concerned about what people will say. ”RiRi wants to be with Chris but is worried about her career and fans.

“She’s trying to find a way to take him back publicly without letting down her supporters, her management and her friends or setting a bad example.” (source)

Just gonna stand there and watch Shad Moss burn?

After Ciara nixed the idea of reuniting with Bow Wow to perform their duet “Like You” for Australia’s Supafest tour dates Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star took to the stage to volley shade in her direction during his set, making himself look like quite the bitch in the process.

Video via rhymes with snitch

During his visit to Angie Ange’s radio show WKYS 93.9 in DC Bow Wow took an opportunity to break down the controversy surrounding his suicide tweets before touching on an array of topics ranging from Twitter STD Kat Stacks, becoming a chief member in the Young Money diaper genie operations, and Raz B sexual molestation rumors.