The Scoop On Tom Joyner’s Fantastic Voyage Cruise
It was an overflow crowd in Studio B for both 2:00 a.m. shows by Bobby Brown. Whitney Houston’s “King of R&B” wowed the crowd with such cuts as “Every Little Step,” “My Prerogative,” “Roni” and “Rock Wit’cha.” Each night Brown brought a different woman onstage and would simulate some sex act with her. The first night, he had ‘Top Model’ finalist Tiffany Richardson join him-remember she’s the one Tyra Banks screamed at: “I’ve never screamed at a girl like this in my life!” Since this is a family-friendly column, I can’t report exactly what Brown did to her onstage, but let’s just say his song “Humpin’ Around” captures it quite well! Even better was night two when Brown had Reach Media’s Marcelina Olan come onstage. The full- figured favorite gave Brown a lap dance he’ll never forget and to top it all off, she picked him up and carried him across the stage. It was unbelievable!
See, Bobby knows more about pop culture than people may give him credit for. I’m pretty sure that he knew that Tiffany was the chick who let Tyra chump her ass out in front of millions of viewers. I still get a kick out of that shit. Maybe that was his way of making her feel better. I’m glad Nippy wasn’t there because she would’ve been giving out free passes to Chinatown. So where was Whitney?
Brown told me that his album is set to bow July 4, and that he’s still trying to tour with SWV. He also said he’s filmed a couple of movies that are slated to drop this year, and he’s excited about the second season of ‘Being Bobby Brown.’ He claimed his wife wanted to join him on the cruise, but he said no. “She’s at home with the kids. I wouldn’t allow it. She’s doing wonderful, thanks for asking,” he added. Brown was such a hit, Joyner invited him back next year. Read Jawn Murray’s entire article at BV!
Being Bobby Brown Looks Fun For Once!
The last time we last caught up with our hero Bobby Brown some ladies across the pond were fighting over him like he was Flava Flav or some shit. I’m so happy to see that Bobby is out having fun without getting locked up (knocks on wood) or without all of those damn kids following along.
These pictures were taken aboard Tom Joyner’s Fantastic Voyage Cruise. I know most of these people are old enough to be my egg and sperm donors (hell, maybe even grandparents) but I wouldn’t have a problem partying with them. I know I could find a nice sugar daddy no doubt.
Groupie Love Turns Ugly
A catfight broke out between a hot-headed hoochie in Bobby Brown’s entourage and a Russian model at new lounge 83 Worth Street the other night. A spy tells us Brown – who was without wife Whitney Houston – showed up with “an entourage of women,” one of whom picked a fight with the catwalking girlfriend of owner Jeff Krauss. “Brown’s groupie managed to grab the Russian model by the hair and threw her against a wall before security guards escorted her out,” we’re told. Brown and his better-behaved gal pals were allowed to stay and made the most of it by dancing into the wee hours to DJ Uri Dalal’s set.
This wouldn’t have ever happen if Nippy was with him. She would’ve took both of them hoes down to Chinatown.
You Sent It!: K-Ci In The Park
Somebody please call Mr. Telephone Man and let him know that there is a spider monkey in the middle of Chastain Park. Check out AJC to see more pictures from New Edition (featuring Bobby Brown!) last Friday. Also please feel free to caption this mess. Thanks Margaret!
05.19.2006 Quote of the Day
“F the Program!” — Whitney Houston to Husband Bobby Brown, From Whom She Is Currently Separated, After She Checked Out of Her Latest Attempt at Drug Rehabilitation. She Was Later Seen Walking Around in Circles in the Parking Lot of a Ralph’s Grocery Store in Los Angeles.