Bobby Brown’s “Behind The Music” Preview
The King of Rocks & Blunts will finally receive his just due [*slams fist on table*] tomorrow on VH1’s Behind The Music. Log on to VH1.com immediately after the show to chat live with him.
Quick Quotes: Bobby Brown
“I think we corrupted each other. I don’t think she hurt me or I hurt her in any way. I just think we had a 14-year marriage that had its ups and downs, and not many people understood it.”
- – Bobby Brown, King of Rocks & Blunts, opens up about his rocky relationship with Nippy in promotion of his forthcoming Behind The Music
Bobby Steal The Shows . . . Then Uses It For Money To Go Smoke With
If you are booking Bobby Brown for your events in 2009 you ain’t shit.
Not only will he entertain your 30 guests like it was a crowd of thousands but he would also help you set up and break down the tables you jacked from your church’s fellowship hall for the party. It would seem like the right cost effective move to make during a recession but its not. Shame on you!
I left my family’s 4th of July cookout early because they had Cousin Tink Tink in the middle of the lawn encouraging him to dance like Mr. Hit Dat Hoe while they all recorded it on their cell phones. You know I am always down for a good laugh but at what damn expense?
Get into more pictures of The King of R&B working the stage at DJ Cassidy’s birthday party after the jump!
Open Air: Live At The 2009 EBT Awards
All eyes are on the 2009 BET Awards just not for the fuckery the show usually brings but the show’s dedication to the life and legacy of Michael Jackson. Pull up a folding chair next to your favorite Crunkster in the comment section during the telecast!
Since my shit talking cannot be chopped down to 140 characters I am going to live blog from here tonight. Get you a piece, whore! Check it out under the cut!
Swizz Beats Wants To Place Mashonda In A Legal Choke Hold
Bobby Brown always seems to add to my journalistic credibility in one form or another. I really should cut the man a check or at least allow him to sleep on my sofa for one night.
But I digress.
After bragging about Alicia Keys cooking him breakfast butt ass naked on the remix of “Best I Ever Had” Swizz Beats has requested a court-approved gag order in the divorce proceedings with the beautiful and talented [ahem] Mashonda.
You bitch you.
Mashonda is arguably one of the supreme vocalist of our generation. She sung the hook on “Get No Better” and some random song on La Bella Mafia. That’s no way to treat a queen of that magnitude.
Just Being Bobby Brown
I read the most dreadful gossip tidbit this morning on Rhymes With Snitch about the kang of rocks & blunts. After enjoying a nice hot satisfying meal at a New York City pizzeria [hope it wasn't Dominos] with his kids our hero realized that he didn’t have any cash on him before running out to hit up an ATM machine. No biggie smalls, right? Well, I am sure you know how the rest of this story ends but if not let me tell you. He came up empty on that shit too!
Heads in the restaurant say that Bobby called his got on his cell phone and yelled [presumably at his manager] “where the fuck is my money?” repeatedly.
Now Bobby knows that he has too many kids to be trying to divide the pie – - literally. He should have done one of these numbers.
Don’t Be Cruel
Bobby Brown attended Bill Bellamy’s [talk about a face from the milk carton] Las Vegas birthday party over the weekend in all his crack bloat glory. I am still clutching my pearls rosary beads that his child with girlfriend Alicia Etheridge doesn’t come into this world looking like Remy from Ratatouille. Maybe, just maybe a miracle will occur and her genes will cancel his out.
But don’t count on it.
