You can remove the key to your liquor cabinet from that empty box of coffee filters now. Your drunk ass uncle won’t be back for a couple of days.
Bobby Brown surrendered himself in a Van Nuys, California court today to begin serving his DUI 55-day sentence after pleading no contest last month to driving under the influence and to driving on a suspended license stemming from his arrest in October.
One Last Check: Bobby Brown Performs With New Edition Before Turning Himself In
In the race to the finish line of sobriety which would you prefer to be known as, The Tortoise or The Hare?
In today’s fuck school news, Cisco wine connoisseur and occasional snorter Bobby Brown (pictured above with wife Aicia Etheridge earlier this month) has checked out of rehab after spending three weeks undergoing treatment.
Can he get much higher?
Your favorite aint shit uncle, Bobby Brown, has decided to give up the devils — Hennessy, Wild Irish Rose and Cliquot.
An “extremely close” source tells TMZ that Bobby admitted himself because he realized ”he couldn’t do it on his own.”
The same source
who figured if they told another dry ass line they might be able to buy a $7 bottle of Cisco, shit, maybe some Thunderbird if they’re lucky says The King of R&B “decided that he needed help and wants to make the best out of the rest of his life for his children’s sake.”
Though it has been six months since Nippy’s death it still must be a difficult time for Bobby. Let’s hope he uses this time in rehab to reflect on being the father his wife and children need him to be.
The category is Sex Siren and Bobby Brown wants to be your personal freak. Check out the legendary singer serving you reverse P90X realness on his mini-honeymoon with new wife Alicia Etheridge in Oahu, Hawaii earlier this week.
I’m clutching tightly to my Kerney Thomas issued red blood of Jesus prayer handkerchief as I peck at my keyboard.
In a two-part interview for the ‘The Today Show’ scheduled to air on Wednesday and Thursday, Bobby Brown says he “didn’t get high” before he met Whitney Houston.
“I smoked weed, I drank the beer, but no, I wasn’t the one that got Whitney on drugs at all,” he said. “It’s just unexplainable how one could, you know, [say that I] got her addicted to drugs. I’m not the reason she’s gone.”
Rumors that The King of Rocks and Blunts is reportedly working on publishing a tell-all book about his life with late ex-wife Whitney Houston are circulating once again.
Insiders say that in light of Our Fair Lady Nippy’s death Bobby Brown sees potential to make money off writing a book because there’s peak interest right now.
Dionne, hold my mule. And $20 sack.
“He’s not going to address anything that will cast him in a negative light,” a source told E! Online. “And that’s why people, I don’t think, will buy the book. They’re going to see that it will most likely be completely self-serving.” The source continued, “What great revelations is he going to have in this book?”