Life of a Jet Setter: Beyonce And Jay-Z Bring Blue Ivy To Paris

jay z bey blue Life of a Jet Setter: Beyonce And Jay Z Bring Blue Ivy To Paris

This morning, The Sacred Lamb of Tribeca was photographed in the arms of her daddy Jay-Z, as mom Beyonce trailed closely behind. The trio were spotted making their way inside of the Meurice hotel in Paris, France.

Blue Ivy served onlookers just enough foot action to hold them over until her next outing while Golden Goddess Giselle strutted in a pink hued zig-zag blouse and pink pants.

“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth,” Beyonce told People magazine. “I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.”

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Kim Kardashian Really Wants That Summer Internship At The Wig Crypt

kimk1 Kim Kardashian Really Wants That Summer Internship At The Wig Crypt

A source close to Kim Kardashian tell Us Weekly rumors Queen Creole denied House Mother Kanye’s personal urinal the privilege of being close enough to witness one of her farts turn into a cloud of gold dust in the backstage area of her glitzy Atlantic City concert are not true.

Blue Ivy: Smothered And Covered Like Hashbrowns

“Kim thought it was such a great show. There’s always some random rumors there is tension between them and there totally isn’t! Kim had so much fun.”

Pimptress Kris and her rolodex of media contacts strikes again.

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Street Style: Beyonce

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Shielded by bodyguard Julius ever-present force (I’m going to buy him a lap dance and fifth of Hennessy on his birthday) People’s magazine Most Beautiful Woman In The World for 2012 was spotted running errands on Wednesday (April 25) in a casual look complete with Charlotte Olympia cat face shoes. Weigh in on Queen Creole’s street style below in the comment section.

The new mom stepped out last Friday night (April 20) with sister Solange and friends for a girls’ night out at New York City’s W.I.P. nightclub.

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Photo of the Day: Beyonce Puts On For Destiny’s Child

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But first acknowledge the greatness that is Beyonce‘s (pregnant lady?) feet.

Queen Golden Labyrinth of the Creoles showed love to her Destiny Child bandmates Kelly Rowland, Latavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett with a photo posted on her personal Tumblr.

Now its your turn to let bygones be bygones and post the spring portraits you took with that ex-best friend you haven’t spoken to in ages on Facebook. Remember ladies and zestlemen, never fall out over dick.

Fun Times With Dick And Jane

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A married couple sharing displays of public affection never made me jizz in my pants but then again I was raised in a loving two-parent household. People hug everyday, B.

In exciting stan news for the day, Blue Ivy’s mom and dad tenderly stroked each other  while sitting courtside at Madison Square Garden on Sunday (April 15). The same occurred to their respective tanqueray areas with world class pelvic thrusts later in the evening after the couple returned home from dining at Bar Pitti.

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In Other News: Blue Ivy Carter Will Sleep Here

crib2 In Other News: Blue Ivy Carter Will Sleep Here

As Memaw Muffuletta slayed the scene by continuing to look as if she just stepped from behind a MAC counter in her all black attire, shutterbugs snapped pictures of a crib being delivered to Beyonce’s midtown Manhattan office on yesterday. Prayed upon by 12 righteous wig carriers, BIC is sure to clock some great sleep in that thing.

Consider yourself blessed for having the opportunity to even gaze at it.

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