They came, they saw, they shared Chick-O-Sticks. Bayside High’s DNA swapping prom king and queen had a front row seat in all things Lin-sane at the Knicks-Nets game Monday night (February 20) at Madison Square Garden.
Before bringing her Zatarain flavored performance style to the Palais Niaia stage the other night, Beyoncé and Mama Tina, or Miss Tina if you don’t want no problems, were spotted in Nice, France. Dirty Rice Senior was partaking in a shopping spree with two men not named Mathew while the top shelf Creole played down her usual fashionista get up for a look reminiscent of Alicia Keys: The Stud Years.
You ain’t never seen a PowerPoint presentation like this before, sugar
‘I Can Through All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me’ isn’t only a C+D tag line worthy of being placed on the wig crypt’s masthead but also a perfect description of our Lord and Gyrator Beysus Christ’s illustrious career thus far.
At the top of the second hour, no less than First Lady Michelle Obama, Bono, Barbra Streisand, Stevie Wonder and Lady Gaga paid tribute (on film) to Beyonce Knowles. Mrs. Obama applauded “the role model she provides so many women,” while mother Tina Knowles spoke of how Whitney Houston had served as the young Beyoncé’s own role model. “Beyoncé has made history and she’s not even 30 yet,” said Wonder.
“They do that every slow news day. This is like the fifth time. I think we have five kids now,” he said. “No truth, but I wonder when people will stop giving it relevance? You can’t do the same subject. At least change the subject, they have to find a new one.” (source)
Fresh: “Beyonce’s mom.” Damn.
Youngsinick: I actually find that title honorable. I mean, you can introduce me as “Man who brought Beyonce a biscuit” and I might do an ‘uh oh’ on the spot in gratitude.
Fresh: True. Now if you ask me, Miss Tina is a glorified clothing line for church ushers.
Youngsinick: Well, the less you spend on Miss Tina’s clothes the more you can contribute to the Bishop Long Defense Fund.
Fresh: And the more time you can spend on getting your creole application processed.
Youngsinick:Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir). Practicing already.
Fresh: And in walks Beyonce.
The Raging Cajun is no different than you and I. When feel good music comes on during a block party she just has to hit her two step. Just be satisfied you are able to witness it for free this time.