Today, the American flag that waves in front of the post office Keri Hilson is currently employed at has been lowered to half-mast. Be sure to enter the building with a solemn expression.
A source familiar with the Super Bowl XLVII says that Beysus Christ will take the stage at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans to halftime show on Feb. 3, 2013.
The source (Cousin B Angie B?) spoke on condition of anonymity because that person wasn’t authorized to publicly reveal the information and says the official announcement is expected tomorrow.
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Left without access to her cobalt blue crayon, (LaTavia is good for one thing and one thing only: misplacing shit) Beyonce relied on her anonymous-yet-undoubtedly-fabulous gay Latino intern to type up a brief note in support of Rita Ora for her official website.
That’s so sweet.
If the task were solely left up to Kid Creole the note would have probably read something along the basic lines of “I’m your girl, you my girl, we — the world and all of those living in it with vaginas, honorary vaginas, and voices — your girls. Don’t you know that we love you?”
Thank you for holding your girl down, Raul. Read King Bey’s girl powah message below.