Left without access to her cobalt blue crayon, (LaTavia is good for one thing and one thing only: misplacing shit) Beyonce relied on her anonymous-yet-undoubtedly-fabulous gay Latino intern to type up a brief note in support of Rita Ora for her official website.
That’s so sweet.
If the task were solely left up to Kid Creole the note would have probably read something along the basic lines of “I’m your girl, you my girl, we — the world and all of those living in it with vaginas, honorary vaginas, and voices — your girls. Don’t you know that we love you?”
Thank you for holding your girl down, Raul. Read King Bey’s girl powah message below.
Ready for another lesson from the Memoirs of a Creole?
While the Bey Hive awaits the cryptic date of August 19th to shit on Barbz, Katy Kats, Little Monsters, and everything in between, industry insider Conor Maynard has released these four steps to prevent music leaks.
Why are these steps relevant? The Queen uses them. Oh, and feel free to forward these to your fave, especially Ciara.
A cherubic little face (and the sweetest chunkest baby arms!) made a guest appearance in public today, garnering tons of attention.
I’m not sure if the creole delegation is pleased with Blue Ivy Carter being photographed on the low during an afternoon outing with her Gerber go-getter. In fact, I am hoping the effects of whatever roots box Memaw Muffaletta decides to ship overnight to the parties responsible doesn’t have any trickle down effects on the rest of us. But it was nice to see her face again.
Ray Ray and the other junior thin mints of Mindless Behavior called into 106 & Porch on Monday (June 2) to apologize for their joke at the expense of Lauryn Hill‘s current tax woes while co-presenting the award for Best Female R&B Artists with Mike Epps at the BET Awards ’12.
“You sing bad — like Lauryn Hill’s tax accountant bad,” one of Bebe’s Kids quipped to Mike Epps poking fun at the comedian’s singing.
And then, crickets.
“I want to apologize about the Lauryn Hill joke. I didn’t mean no harm by it. I hope everyone can forgive me. It was like a big thing on Twitter and everything, so I truly apologize. I respect Lauryn Hill and all of them like that,” said Ray Ray the following day in the group’s phone call to the countdown show.
“All of them like that.” Chile, let me leave that one alone. Here’s my two cents: More than likely someone else — specifically an adult hired by BET to write scripts for presenters – is to blame for that tacky ass joke. But I could be wrong. You know kids are ratchet as shit these days.
Still, I’m assuming their manager gave the joke the greenlight. Too many questions, comments and concerns. All I want to know is this: are we officially hiding behind kids now? I’ve got a lot of mess that I would like to get off my chest if that’s the case.
A source tells TMZ that Beyonce, who ultimately won the award, was pissed over the comments.