Report: Beyonce To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show

Posted on October 16, 2012

Today, the American flag that waves in front of the post office Keri Hilson is currently employed at has been lowered to half-mast. Be sure to enter the building with a solemn expression.

A source familiar with the Super Bowl XLVII says that Beysus Christ will take the stage at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans to halftime show on Feb. 3, 2013.

The source (Cousin B Angie B?) spoke on condition of anonymity because that person wasn’t authorized to publicly reveal the information and says the official announcement is expected tomorrow.

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Spotted: Solange Arrives At Obama Fundraiser Hosted By Jay-Z And Beyonce

Posted on September 19, 2012

Tip the scene in the presence of the lessers, Basement Baby!

Solange looked pretty damn good as she arrived at the 40/40 Club in Manhattan to attend a glamorous fundraiser for President Barack Obama hosted by sister Beyonce and brother-in-law Jay-Z on Tuesday night. The event raised more than $4 million for President Obama’s re-election campaign. Tickets for the event cost $40,000.

In her introduction of the President, Beyonce, wearing a red cocktail dress, reiterated her support of POTUS, telling donors she and her husband “believe in his vision.”

During the evening, Obama joked that he had a lot in common with Hov, telling the audience: “We both have daughters. And our wives are more popular than we are.” He turned to his host and added: ”So you know. So we’ve got a little bond there. It’s hard, but it’s OK.”

Obama also praised Beyonce, describing her as positive a role model to his daughters Sasha and Malia. ”She carries herself with such class and poise and has so much talent,” he said.

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Beyonce Supports The 100 Calorie Pack Version Of Gwen Stefani. Awesome Sauce.

Posted on August 30, 2012

Left without access to her cobalt blue crayon, (LaTavia is good for one thing and one thing only: misplacing shit) Beyonce relied on her anonymous-yet-undoubtedly-fabulous gay Latino intern to type up a brief note in support of Rita Ora for her official website.

That’s so sweet.

If the task were solely left up to Kid Creole the note would have probably read something along the basic lines of “I’m your girl, you my girl, we — the world and all of those living in it with vaginas, honorary vaginas, and voices — your girls. Don’t you know that we love you?”

Thank you for holding your girl down, Raul. Read King Bey’s girl powah message below.

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Quick Quotes: Harry Belafonte Is Not Here For Beyonce And Jay-Z

Posted on August 9, 2012

Fuck your feelings, Harry Belafonte is bombing first. The legendary singer and social activist has condemned music power couple Beyonce and Jay-Z for ‘turning their back on social responsibility’ in a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter.

When asked if he was happy with the image of minorities in Hollywood today, the 85-year-old replied: “Not at all. They have not told the history of our people, nothing of who we are. We are still looking.”

“We are not determinated. We are not driven by some technology that says you can kill Afghans, the Iraqis or the Spanish. It is all — excuse my French — shit. It is sad.”

“And I think one of the great abuses of this modern time is that we should have had such high-profile artists, powerful celebrities,” he continued. “But they have turned their back on social responsibility. That goes for Jay-Z and Beyonce, for example. Give me Bruce Springsteen, and now you’re talking. I really think he is black.”

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Why Not? Beyonce To Drop New Documentary

Posted on August 2, 2012

King Bey is determined to show you that stretching her soft pink matter in order to pop out a baby has not slowed her work ethic.

Reportedly, she will soon debut a documentary she produced, directed, edited in Final Cut Pro after borrowing some “inspiration” from YouTube, worked as a key grip on when Solange called out – well, you know how this works.

She has breastfed in the backseat of that ‘bach, traveled around the world with her man and his bad bitch best friend for their Watch The Throne tour, and shut shit down in Atlantic City. Packaging a gift for the stans? Small thing to a giant.

The feature is being described as “a mix of music and personal study, blending concert footage with confessional interviews.” In other words, an intimate look at the creole dynasty. I hope she included a clip of her getting those box braids put in while smacking on pickle.

Twenty minutes of the documentary has been shopped to distributors and knowing the creole brand will be picked up shortly. Are you ready?

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