A day following Beyonce‘s Super Bowl performance, BuzzFeed published a post highlighting her fierceness that included 33 photos and GIFS taken from the halftime show. On Tuesday, they received a subsequent email from Queen Creole’s publicist politely asking them to remove photos she deemed “unflattering.” That’s fluff talk for “I have been authorized to send you a roots box.”
Take that shit up with Getty Images, homegirl. House Mother Kanye already has. Read the publicist’s email below and see all the offending images.
You can stop clicking tabs on WebMD now. If you have been searching for a guaranteed method to make the BG’s disappear look no further.
Speaking at a press conference in New Orleans before Sunday night’s Super Bowl XLVII halftime show, Beyonce candidly admitted that she likes to bounce up and down on husband Jay-Z‘s built in pogo stick to calm her nerves.
Raise your arms above your head and lower your body into twerk position!
If you have been salivating at the prospect of Beyonce executing a flawless Josephine Johnny (I’m sweating my edges out just thinking about it) on Super Bowl Sunday you aren’t alone. Immediately after learning that our Lord And Gyrator Beysus Christ would whip her yaki at The Big Game I began fasting, praying, and putting together a playlist of pounce-worthy New Orleans bounce music songs befitting for King B.
Where the shakers at?
Wendy Williams is campaigning for a roots box and she’s about to get elected.
Alluding to Beyonce‘s forthcoming documentary, this is what the talk show host had to say about our Lord And Gyrator Beysus Christ:
“I am a Beyonce fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TV’s in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education. We have to call a spade a spade! I mean, honestly. We really do have the closed captioning for times like that.”
Whenever Beyonce sharpens her cerulean Rose Art crayon to relax her mind and let her conscience free, its like Evita Perón’s final broadcast to the people of Argentina around this muthafucka.
On Saturday (November 3) the Brooklyn Nets held their home court debut at the Barclays Center hosting the Toronto Raptors. As expected, Beyonce was front and center supporting her hubby Jay-Z‘s
Only King Bey is capable of turning a Dereon picnic tablecloth into an outfit and still look elegant in the eyes of her stans. She accessorized the outfit with a blue ring (homage to Sacred Lamb of Tribeca maybe?) and Barack Obama hoop earrings by Erika Pena. What’s your verdict on her style?
Today, the American flag that waves in front of the post office Keri Hilson is currently employed at has been lowered to half-mast. Be sure to enter the building with a solemn expression.
A source familiar with the Super Bowl XLVII says that Beysus Christ will take the stage at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans to halftime show on Feb. 3, 2013.
The source (Cousin B Angie B?) spoke on condition of anonymity because that person wasn’t authorized to publicly reveal the information and says the official announcement is expected tomorrow.
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