“It’s definitely time to take a break, to recharge my batteries,” says Beyoncé, 28. “I’d like to take about six months and not go into the studio. I need to just live life, to be inspired by things again.”
In the spring, the singer launched the I Am … Tour, which took her to 110 cities around the world. Despite her hectic schedule, Beyoncé was determined “not to just perform and stay in the hotel. I visited the pyramids in Egypt. I saw the Great Wall of China and went out in the middle of the ocean in Australia to see the whales. I actually got sprayed in the face. I made some great memories this year and really learned to enjoy life.”
So much so that “when I got home, I wrote out a contract with myself. I made a list of everything I want to do that has nothing to do with music. Well, some of it does. But I promised myself that I would not go back on tour or in the studio until I finished these things.”
There will be massive wind fans to blow pounds of yaki. There will be freedom. Alicia Keys talked to BET.com about her possible plans to shoot a video for the Beyonce assisted “Put it in a Love Song.” That’s if Queen Lobster Bisque isn’t busy performing for terrorists and all.
“Are you gonna get your wish to see the video for “Put it in a Love Song” with Beyonce, I have to say it’s looking really likely, ‘cause we have to do that,’” Keys revealed. “And we’ve already talked about where we want it to be. We’ve been toying with some ill locations. She’s an incredible lady and I absolutely consider her a friend. And we are going to totally, entirely blow your whole head backwards when we do that video.”
As we journey forward to closing out another decade Queen Lobster Bisque continues to kill the talent portion of the Universoul Creole competition. After dining at an Italian restaurant with her husband on Thursday she created this future Quacker Factory pullover fleece and matching sweatband with her leftovers. It’s not cute to mock former Destiny’s Child members by sending this shit back to the kitchen when you know they are on dish duty.
Ye Ole Creole is giving the kids what they want this holiday season, the gift of blank expression. There are days when a bitch can simply not be bothered with off showering the world with raw emotion. On the 7th day this child has got to rest. If you are looking for cunty dramatics from the sacred one I suggest you keep your eyes on this prize.
When I first saw this video pop up on my Twitter timeline I thought it would be another funny sketch from the girl who talks just like Queen Creole detailing her attempts to halt Lil’ Lama from joining her purse watcher and his homewrecking-yet-positive comrade during their VMA performance. But as the above clip shows, all the upper body strength and black magic in the world couldn’t stop that ambitious man.
Folks are speaking ill of Malibu Creole Barbie for not wearing her wedding ring in the above flicks as an attempt to make some waves in the gumbo pot but I vote fuck no. Crunkland’s server has had enough issues this month – - all without pissing off the wig crypt. Now, get into her hot pink handbag and pout. Let the sweet gentle soul of Agnes Dereon rest for one day.