When Beyonce related hysteria sweeps through Twitter two things are always guaranteed to occur: Active members of the Dirty Rice Army firing off a 21 gun salute and the requisite verbal Keri Hilson dragging.

Such was the case on Monday night when photos featuring Blue Ivy’s personal all-you-can-eat buffet out for the first time since delivering the second coming of Beysus were released via Kid Creole’s official website.

With the construction of a statue or monument dedicated to Beyonce both active and retired Dirty Rice Army personnel in the Houston, Texas area will have a proper place to bring their burnt offerings (read: Keri Hilson memorabilia), and the city is reportedly behind it.

The girls on ‘Got 2B Real’ are not going to be able to take!

“She is the number 1 entertainer from Houston. She’s in the prime of her career, producer, actress; Houston is proud and she comes back to Houston often.”

If these guys get their way, the singing, dancing, “bootylicious” diva could be right back here in Houston for good.

“Our biggest thing is a lot of people get honored when they die, so our goal is to why not honor people why they’re still here? We felt as though it’s her time to be honored,” Marcus Mitchell said.

Marcus Mitchell and Washington D.C. native Steve White have plans to build a monument for Beyonce right here in the Bayou City.

“We wanted to construct, like, a massive hall so as the doors open, if you donated to the monument, you’ll have a separate nameplate,” Marcus said. “There will be clips of Beyonce with Destiny’s Child and wardrobe like a mini museum.”

Their company, Armdeonce Ventures, is looking for private donors. They’re thinking somewhere in Harris County, Missouri City or even Downtown, and they say the city has their back.

“We’ve gotten support from the city of Houston, from the mayor,” Marcus said. “We’re waiting for a very nice letter from the mayor right now.”

It seems the idea also hit a high note with Houstonians.

“I think that would be great, well deserved for Houston. It would be awesome,” Burl Jones said.

“I think it would bring a lot of extra tourists here and with how we’re growing the city now, I think it would be something good,” Brittnee Jones said.

If all goes as planned, the unveiling will happen on Sept. 4, Beyonce’s birthday.

Part of the project’s proceeds will go to organizations like Music for America, Beyonce’s Survivor foundation and the Grammy Cares foundation. (source)

Listen, if you are unable to find the artistic value in Patti LaHelle’s genius parody series ‘Got 2B Real’ you are just — that. Whatever that is you, it’s you boo. And I’ll never invite you over for a glass of Sweet Bitch and a rib tips plate. Stay your ass home.

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Roseanne finger banging against Team Dirty Rice last week is small fries compared to the stunt animal activists pulled on Beyonce in 2006 when they summoned the singer to a restaurant under the false pretense of discussing business. Sitting at a table inside New York City eatery Nobu, she had no idea what was coming.

After placing their orders, the PETA members confronted King B on her decision to incorporate fur into House of Dereon clothing designs. The PETA members then pulled out a portable DVD player and began playing a tape of Pamela Anderson’s attack on the fur industry, which highlights graphic footage of the process of killing animals for their fur.

Mama Tina tried her best to protect the feelings of her young any further but the damage was done.

Try that shit now though.

Actress Alexandra De La Mora stepped out last night for the Mexico City premiere of ‘The Last Death (La Ultima Muerte)’ rocking the same designer frock worn by Beyonce during her Parisian cover shoot for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Though there’s not much of a difference, gworls, who ran it best?

When she [Tameka Scott] did that it was really kinda foul to me and that’s really the reason why I would never go back to the group because when somebody just straight lies and then she tried to add some whole other stuff that was totally false.

When I had talked to her after it happened and she called to apologize to me, I said “you know what, you call and apologizing to me but you went on radio in New York to say this about me so everything that you put out there, nobody knows you apologizing right now.”

Apologize publicly if you want me to take this seriously. Don’t say it to me after you done put all this craziness out there about me.

– Kandi Burruss reveals the reason why she will never reunite with Xscape

I never saw Kim because we didn’t have any scenes together, not because I cleared the way for her not to be around me. Honestly I can just take this moment and say that I really miss my friendship with Kim, I really do. I can’t wait to see her at the premiere and try to say something to her, tell her I love her and I’m here whenever she needs me.

– Brandy sets the record straight on rumors that she and Kim Kardashian were feuding on set of their upcoming movie, Tyler Perry’s Marriage Counselor

Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012.

Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love and support.

- Beyoncé and Jay-Z release a joint statement about the birth of their daughter, Blue Ivy

When Jay-Z said that everything was for sale on “Otis” he wasn’t speaking about the second coming of Beysus Christ:

Huffington Post -- Despite the rumors, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby did not make its debut on New Year’s Eve. But when the little bundle of joy does arrive, don’t expect to catch a glimpse of Babyonce on the cover of a celebrity weekly.

“They are one of the most private couples,” one magazine editor told me. “We have made several offers to their people about running exclusive images of mother and baby and no one has responded.”

Today, some celebrity babies are splashed across the covers of weekly magazines before they’ve even opened their eyes. Often when such a deal is made, the contract stipulates that the baby cannot be seen in public for a few weeks before and/or after the magazine hits the newsstands.

“If Beyonce and Jay-Z do decide to share their child with the world, they will probably go the same route as Tom Cruise and Katie [Holmes],” the editor explains. “Instead of selling the images to a weekly publication, they would give them away for nothing to lock in a cover of a monthly like Vanity Fair. But knowing this couple, it is unlikely we will ever see a staged picture of the child.”

I can live with expecting mothers having one or two spots adjacent to handicap parking at the supermarket . . . but if night club owners start spray painting strollers in their parking lots for the “as long as I’m not sipping why are you tripping?” crowd I’m protesting. Butt naked.

New York Daily News – While St. Luke’s Hospital was reportedly on high alert last night, piquing suspicion that Beyoncé might give birth there, the pregnant singer apparently stopped by one more party before she went into labor. On Friday, she and husband Jay-Z were spotted at SoHo hot spot W.i.P. for a bash celebrating youth arts program Creation Nation and its Creators Club, which will meet weekly in the space. Beyoncé — who reports say is nine months pregnant — and Jay-Z were spotted sitting tight in a VIP booth and fielding greetings from friends. Beyoncé was overheard saying that her pregnancy was “the best Christmas present possible.” Our witnesses report that the rapper “was very attentive to his wife, at one point getting up to get her some water.”

Sources tell People that Queen Lobster Bisque hit her duty wine one time for the haters. A blood on the dance floor joke wouldn’t be the most tactful thing to say right now but know that it crossed my mind.

Hell hath no fury like Mama Tina’s wrath once she discovers an employee at a Vancouver department store snapped photos of a very pregnant Golden Goddess Giselle via surveillance camera during a recent shopping trip. A red beans and rice sacrifice seems like an appropriate course of action, no? Take a look for yourself below.

Necole Bitchie — Beyonce is big as a house! Looks like she’ll be delivering her baby this month.

She was recently spotted doing a little last minute Christmas shopping with her mother Tina Knowles. According to a store employee, she was browsing the baby girl’s section of the store. Bey’s bodyguards were close by making sure no one took any pictures of her but that didn’t stop store employees from snapping a picture with the store’s surveillance camera.

According to reports, Beyonce flew into Vancouver earlier this week and arrived at a shopping mall with presidential type security so that she could shop peacefully.

The homecoming queen and king posed with performers backstage at Michael Jackson’s Immortal World Tour in Las Vegas this past weekend. There’s something very Baby Daniel circa 2009 about Hov’s awkward stance and outfit. The only thing missing is an adult holding his hand.