Once upon a time, Creolepatra Knowles actually had to explain her actions to people.
Back during the era when Destiny’s Child was dropping members every other video shoot, Michelle, Kelly, and Beyonce called into Wendy Williams‘ radio show to explain recent shake-ups in the group. And well, you know how you Uncle Wendell can be.
Listen and enjoy the days of yore when Queen Bey was forced to play nice with her elders for the greater good of the cause after the cut.
Beyhive members rejoice: Creolepatra Jones has linked up with HBO to make sure you get your fair share of her this summer.
BEYONCE: X10 – The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour will feature never-before-seen footage of Beyonce’s sold out international tour. The series will consist of 10-episodes, where #BeyHive fans can watch five-minute video performances of Beyonce’s concert. Unfortunately, the Hive won’t be able to see Beyonce for long periods of time this summer.
Watch the trailer below!
AJ Calloway interviews 50 Cent during his visit to ‘Extra’ in Times Square
Who you finna try? According to 50 Cent (who is in full swing promo mode pushing his new album ‘Animal Ambition’), Beyonce is not the docile zombie as seen in the Cartergate elevator surveillance video. In fact, she even confronted the G-Unit general once in defense of Jay-Z over a rumored beef between the two rappers.
“One time [Beyoncé] jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, ‘What the fuck? Did she really just jump and run up on me like that?’” 50 told Power 105.1′s The Breakfast Club.
Being in the presence of Creolepatra Jones herself is an out of body experience that I don’t feel that I’m worthy of due to the fact that I almost had a heart attack after running into J-Kwon at the mall last year.
While performing at a recent concert at London’s O2 Arena, a fan showed their unwavering devotion to Beyonce by snatching their own wig and tossing it in her direction as an offering. That’s your Facebook friend, not mine.
Could Chaka Khan be the next in line to throw rocks in the direction of King Bey’s throne?
Hollywood Tonight caught up with Chaka on the red carpet at the 7th Annual ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood event and tried to compliment the icon by saying she was “Flawless like the Beyonce song.” First Aretha Franklin let it be known she has had a couple of laughs on the behalf of Tina Knowles’ root box beneficiary now this.
I don’t know about you, but I think a reference from “Go Head” by Gucci Mane would have done the icon more justice. Peep auntie’s reaction below.
The Baby Mama Chapter of Broke Phi Broke can’t seem to catch a break this quarter.
Mathew Knowles‘ baby mama Alexsandra Wright took a dollar cab down to Inside Edition recently to speak out against Knowles for turning her life into a K. Michelle song. Well, would you look at that. I’m fresh out of sympathy. Try back later this week.
For whatever asinine reason, Alexsandra believed that her pussy stood a chance against the longstanding power of a roots box. She engaged in a 18-month long affair with Mathew while he was still married to Tina Knowles. That was her first fuck up.
Fuck up #2 occured when she laid back and caught Mathew’s baby batter as “Pushin’ Inside of You” by Sons of Funk played in the background. Currently, he owes $32,000 in court ordered child support. In the meanwhile, Wright has been “forced” (catch that quotation marks shade) to get on food stamps to take care of Nixon.