One would think that with the holiday shopping season pending that the wig crypt would have their employees in check with the threading of lace front wigs and preparation of gourmet roots box complete creole cheddar popcorn and flavorful meats but that couldn’t be any further from the case.
A group of Beyonce‘s stans are riddled with concern that their fave will lose credibility by attending Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding ceremony. So much so that a Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardashian’s Wedding petition has been launched urging Empress Yaki to “rain check that train wreck.”
Norman “Dutch Giant” Oosterbroek, who was killed by cops in Florida during an alleged break-in, was allegedly fired from his job protecting Jay-Z and Beyonce after they discovered he had hired a prostitute while on duty in Las Vegas.
His life spiraled out of control in the past months after he lost the position. The power couple had also allegedly discovered photographic and video evidence showing the hulking guard using the family’s passports in a lewd act.
Sometimes you feel like a nut but shit. I hope Queen Creole fired up her Macbook to record a reaction video (she documents her every fart, burp and yawn, why not?) because this all is just — sigh. There’s no telling what else dude was up to when nobody was around to monitor his moves. Probably scooped up his skeet with their social security cards too.
Here’s where things get interesting. The story was first uncovered by a major print publication last year which approached the couple for comment. Word is the duo then secured a deal to ensure the story never saw the light of day.
Did you have a chance to wish Creolepatra Jones a Happy 32nd Birthday? While the act didn’t make it on my to-do list yesterday (and a roots box has yet to show up at my doorstep) I did have time to watch one of my favorite moments in Destiny’s Child history.
Before Michelle Williams fought her way to become the only replacement for LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson only to later fall for Christ on the 106 & Park stage, there was Farrah Franklin. The below set of clips show why her time with the chart-topping girl group was short lived.
Be sure to peep Beyonce’s reaction when Kelly Rowland mentions Jay-Z’s name and the passive aggressive shade following Farrah’s departure. Roll that beautiful bean footage.
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Ay Bey Bey! Beyonce was photographed walking across a gangplank in sky-high lace-up heels while carrying her pajama-clad daughter Blue Ivy, 19 months, aboard a luxury yacht in Ibiza, Spain on Monday (September 2). Queen Lobster Bisque, who turns 32 tomorrow, closed the first day of her husband Jay-Z’s Made In America festival in Philadelphia with a 90-minute set on Saturday.
Nepotism is alive and kicking inside the wig crypt. That’s enough to make anybody happy. “It humbles me to see so many of y’all singing the old songs,” Solange told an audience gathered to watch her afternoon set at Made In America on Sunday. “I appreciate you following me through my evolution.”
Solo charmed the crowd throughout her soul set on the Freedom stage, donning a retro dress and afro. She breezed through songs like “Losing You” and “Some Things Just Never Fucking Work” and also performed a cover of of the Dirty Projectors’ Zen signature hit “Stillness Is The Move.”
It’s been an eventful Labor Day weekend for Kid Creole. She rocked an after-party for the festival at the Theater of Living Arts on South Street for corporate sponsor Skype the evening before.
Check out an additional snapshot of Solange talking with big sister Beyonce inside.
Our Lord And Gyrator Beysus Christ bounced her ass, blessed an infant and did hoodrat things with her real friends and the ones on payroll at Coney Island in Brooklyn while filming a music video yesterday. Here’s the highlights.
01. Quick cameo from model Jessica White | 02. You got life fucked up: Beyonce contemplates assaulting a man on set for breathing the same air as her without prior written consent
I usually saunter up to the main stage in order to
allow lessers to take in all of the greatness stuffed inside my Body Magic that night tip drag performers who make my heart smile with their theatrics in single dollar bills, but you’ve caught me on a Monday afternoon — and I’m clean out of cash.
Considering the fact that I usually pay the wig crypt as a collective in dust, a post highlighting Our Lord And Gyrator Beysus Christ shaking her ass at the Barclays Center on Saturday night (August 3) is not only a solid arrangement but also right on target.
Let’s see what we have here. Timberland Manolo Blahnik boots, a denim dress made from assorted pairs of mom jeans, and two drawstring ponytails perpetrating as a full wig topped by a Yankees fitted. Are you still bowing down or nah?
If you scale the wall outside of their luxury apartment (that’s how Mathew Knowles dropped off his wedding invitation earlier this year, but that’s shade for another day) and peek inside of a window you may find Jay-Z celebrating the platinum success of ‘Biblical Magnum Condoms’ with wife Beyonce this week.
But unless there is a Country Crock plastic tub filled with Bey Bey’s famous Hamburger Helper waiting for our arrival who really gives a shit? Let’s travel back to 2002 and revisit their casket sharp appearance for TRL’s Spankin’ New Music Week.
Fun fact: Every article of clothing contained in these pictures can currently be found in the closets of LeToya Jackson and Rihanna.
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