While Jackie Christie is too busy working on getting a sponsorship from Lifestyle Lift and battling the post-traumatic stress syndrome she developed from losing her first true love during a slave trade in Missisippi, her daughter Chani Christie focused her energy on becoming the Teairra Mari of her generation.
Rewind to 2008 when R&B greats like Brooke Valentine and Toya were on hiatus, leaving the lane wide open for someone to wear the crown of fatherless teenage chicken heads. Chani Christie flipped the check her grandma gifted her with for her Sweet 16, downloaded some free beats off YouTube, and recorded a handful of fuckery filled songs during her lunch break at Footlocker.
Exhibit A: Coming For Lil Mama’s Crown
Many of you consider me to be a friend in the head and that works just fine with me. I would never want to subject you to the dangers of being my real life friend.
The following is a real text message conversation that took place between C+D power player (whom you should be following on Twitter, ahem!) Sir Ratchettness and myself last night:
Freshalina: I want to be Jackie Christie for Halloween this year. What should I do?
Sir Ratchettness: First, rub some Nair around your edges and grab the nearest yaki drawstring ponytail. Next, contour yourself one of those Kimora Lee Simmons necks. Then, buy one of those white button downs with the bedazzled crowns on the back from the Nicki Minaj collection for Kmart, a leopard skirt from Forever 21, some high top all white Air Force Ones and some bangles from Claire’s. Finally, soak your hands in vinegar water for six hours.
Watch a preview clip from tonight’s episode of ‘Basketball Wives LA’ featuring Draya and Sundy acting an ass over hoe allegations after the jump. I love my life.
Is Jackie Christie dressed to depress or dead fresh? Just like a teenage girl dating a dude who is a sneaker head for the first time, auntie slipped on a pair of her best stretch leggings, Gucci baseball cap and a new pair of Jordans to step out to a viewing party for the reality series in Beverly Hills on Monday night (March 3).
What’s your verdict on her style?
Basketball Wives LA’ stars Draya Michele and Sundy Carter got into a heated argument of the “your hoe tendencies offend my hoe tendencies” variety while partying this weekend.
Head over to Amy Traphouse to watch the moment unfold while shaking your head.
Truth moment: If my breasts weren’t shaped like the teardrops inked on Birdman’s face I would relish the opportunity to slang titty meat each time I stepped out my front door. Years ago, noted poet laureate Gucci Mane wrote a song about how truly humbling it is to touch the lives of these hoes — and I’ve been waiting to experience it all for some time. For now, I live in shame.
View pictures of ‘Basketball Wives LA’ reality star Draya Michele turning up her sex appeal for Rocawear’s Fall/Holiday 2013 Lookbook below. Prepare yourselves to chew this ass as if it were a Kid Cuisine.