Solange broke out the Creole Buffalo Soldier #38 warrior paint for her performance at the Chicago House of Blue’s on Wednesday night. Since I’ve become accustomed to this type of behavior I will refrain from making any comments referencing her love for glow sticks today.
My girl Angel from Concrete Loop was in the building and snapped a few exclusive pictures of Baby Daniel, Estelle, and a few faces from behind the monitor. Check it out!
I don’t know why Mashonda is allowing Alicia Keys to still be walking around town skinnin’ and grinnin’. Couldn’t be me. I would have booked an appointment with Mama Tina for a roots box as soon as I suspected some shit was going down with another broad and my man. A bowl of her finest dirty rice can go a long way. You think Baby Daniel’s sperm donor wanted to marry Solange?
Flicks of Alicia’s wardrobe change under the hood.
Beyonce has offered to bring her special brand of raw fucking emotion to President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in January.
Let’s see, Eli Porter rapping over the ‘A Milli’ beat > Beyonce twitching her face on all of the alphabet channels in the middle of the day.
“I’m there. I can’t wait. I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready. I’ve never been so patriotic! I’m just beyond excited,” she told the Associated Press before exploding into a cloud of glitter dust.
Although she was scheduled by Papa Knowles 2.0 to have her ass in Japan promoting I Am . . . Still Trying To Prove My Versatility she decided to stay at the crypt against orders [gasps!] to watch results of the election come in.
“I said, ‘What am I doing? I’m completely making a bad decision. I have to go home, I’m gonna kill myself if I’m not home in America,’” she said. “I knew I needed to be here.”
“I fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time,” she continuted. “I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!”
News flash Kid Creole, those weren’t tears running down your face. That momofuka you are married to rolled over and hawked a loogie dead in your shit out of excitement. I understand where he was coming from though.
Now back to the matter at hand – - I vote hell no. We all know that Beyonce and Solange are a packaged deal. With that being said, no one is trying to listen to SoLong get her Maya Angelou on by reciting an angry poem about Baby Daniel’s sperm donor. Save that shit for MySpace.
In an attempt to keep the natural order of the wig crypt in order [1] I interrupt our regularly scheduled programming and present you the video for “Single Ladies [Put A Ring On It].” Baby Daniel has his shank waiting for the mayhem to ensue at any moment.
Let me be the first to say that I can’t wait for hundreds of tangy men to re-create this video and post their versions on YouTube!
[1] Kizzy should be used to Mrs. Carter upstaging her ass by now, that’s not my problem.
Baby Daniel [1] barged in on his mama’s little photo shoot for Us Weekly’s ‘What’s In My Closet’ article. Solange conveniently forgot to mention the container of hand me down wigs and Beyonce’s high school transcripts that are trapped behind a storage bin.
[1] No matter his age this child will always be Baby Daniel in my book.
[Flick courtsey of Urban Hoopla via Black Celebrity Kids]
All I can say is wow wow wubbzy!
I hate blind items and the like but this one is a juicy one, that is if it’s not a lame attempt to pony up ratings. Wendell Williams allegedly has a sex tape of a fiery R+B female singer getting smashed by another man who isn’t her husband. According to Wendy, this mystery woman’s tales of sloredom is no big news in the music industry. It’s Beyonce! She’s been screwing around on Jay-Z and was dumb enough to leave the video tape around for Baby Daniel to take it and shop it around to momofukas so that he can go cop some new Hot Wheels.
Calm down stans, I’m joking. The word is that the chick featured sucking and fucking some other guy is Kelis. Hmmm . . .
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I’m like 100th person to post this touching statement from Beyaki today but if Baby Daniel had a plastic fork to your neck you would get to copying and pasting too.
Now bust it, creole:
“I wanted to address my servants and faithful followers fans about my upcoming album.
I have worked on this album for close to one year. I have taken the time so I can create my sound. Something that says who I am at this stage in my life. I have poured my heart and soul into it. It is my baby. It is the most time I have spent on any project since my first records as a member of Destiny’s Child when I was 15 years old. I have recorded over 70 songs and have created a sound that reveals all of me. I am in a different place right now and I wanted people to see the many sides of me. The music is upbeat for the dance, fun side and it is reflective, passionate and serious for the personal side. I have taken risks here. I am not afraid and my music will explain it all. There is no label or tag on my sound. It’s me and I am so excited to share it with the world on November 18.”
Love,
Beyoncé