Don’t get it twisted, I’m not posting these pictures just to gasp, stare, point, and analyze Solange’s hair a day late. Frankie’s knee cap wigs supplies me with all the life I need just fine, thanks! I’m more interested in talking about the micro creole delicatessen. It seems like our little homie went from zero to sixty rather quickly.
Sing with me in your best auto-tune: Crunk Juice bombs, Oakley shades, shawty got class, oh behave! Baby Daniel [think of him as the Peter Pan of Crunkland, he will never age as long as I'm running this shit] did his Tee Tee and Granny the ultimate favor and let them tag along with him during a recent shopping trip in Beverly Hills. He even sported a blatant lie on his t-shirt while ducking the feds paparazzi. Solange, you’re doing a damn fine job with this youngster.
Mr. Carter and Mr. Combs watched on as the Houston Rockets defeated the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 1 of the Western Conference Semifinals on Monday night. The two entrepreneur friends also partied in Las Vegas together over the weekend.
Harpo, who this kid? Baby Daniel is sharpening his shank as we speak.
As apart of his punishment for spiking the punch at Solange’s last BBQ [I follow that ass on Twitter] Baby Daniel was forced to film a commercial for the Nintendo “Rhythm Heaven” game with Tee Tee. Feel free to bob your head to imaginary music at the 0:48 mark. I know I did.
As my friend in the head Yeti from WooHah pointed out it looks like the production crew is teaching Beyaki how to use the DS for the first time. Girl, you catch on so quick!
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
SouthernGyrl is 100 percent correct. Train up a child in the way she should go [all the way down to the beauty supply store] and when she is old, she will not depart from it.
Operated completely under Baby Daniel’s iron fist Baby Bangs is the children’s division of the wig crypt. The wiglet / headband is advertised as “for the girl who has everything — but hair!”
For this I weep. And you thought that baby stilletto pumps in the club was the ultimate. What’s your verdict?
Solange is the creator of this 60’s girl group shit! And don’t you let anybody tell your ass different. She mold it and sold it until the white man stole it!
Solange broke out the Creole Buffalo Soldier #38 warrior paint for her performance at the Chicago House of Blue’s on Wednesday night. Since I’ve become accustomed to this type of behavior I will refrain from making any comments referencing her love for glow sticks today.
My girl Angel from Concrete Loop was in the building and snapped a few exclusive pictures of Baby Daniel, Estelle, and a few faces from behind the monitor. Check it out!
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