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Martin Luther King Jr. gave his life fighting the N-word, but that didn’t stop Ludacris from dropping the racist epithet while slinging his “Money Maker” during the benefit “Dream” concert for the MLK memorial in D.C. Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Wyclef Jean, Usher and Cuba Gooding Jr. also turned out for the Radio City fund-raiser. Among those taking swipes at the White House was Diddy, who said: “We have guided missiles but misguided men who control them.”

Halle Berry As Aretha Franklin?

Halle Berry As Aretha Franklin?

rere1 Halle Berry As Aretha Franklin?

ReRe the Body revealed to People magazine that she would like Halle Berry to portray her in the television movie based on her life. UM?!

Jennifer Hudson, yes. Frenchie Davis, sure. Queen Latifah, okay. But Halle, the hell? I vote no. Well, unless she appears as Stretch Mark #837 On Aretha’s Tittayballs. Lord, somebody must have slipped her ass some bad hog’s head cheese. That shit will make you delusional.

ReRe also said that she had a verbal commitments from Billy Dee Williams to play her father and the tang master himself Slickback Ivanhoe (Terrence Howard) to portray Smokie Robinson.

Listen Aretha, now is not the time to turn your back on Team Chunk. If you really want to impress people give an unknown actress a shot. Better yet, dress Catfish Wilkerson up in drag. That would win a Lady of Soul Award, no questions ask!

Oh Really, Ashanti?

Oh Really, Ashanti?

ashanti Oh Really, Ashanti?When a reported from USA Today asked Ashanti what she thought of Britney’s now infamous piss-poor VMA performance, she “laughed, rolled her eyes and walked away” before her rep stepped in and said she had no comment.

UM?
This type of behavior coming from throwback Cassie should not be tolerated. We just stopped referring to ol’ girl as “Ashitty” yesterday.

I was fully prepared to lay into Nelly’s giblet gravy gobbler until I read the following hilarious commentary provided by J from A HOT MESS:


Look, Shan, you ain’t exactly Aretha Franklin so I’d be careful about throwing this shade around. I mean, I know it’s “in” to diss Britney these days but damn. The last time I remember seeing Ashanti on stage she was doing that same tired hip-rock and trying to hit those faux-high notes. This is like if a paraplegic said Chris Brown’s dance moves were wack.

PREACH!

Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin

Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin

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Aretha Franklin and her hot piece of ass Willie Wilkerson were hand-in-hand the entire time they strolled the New York City streets. When photographers asked what she was doing in town she replied that she was there to “get fitted for a gown.” ReRe the Body also revealed that the couple have plans to tie the knot.

Well alright! I don’t know much about ReRe’s man but he looks like he can fry the hell out of a catfish.

The tradition of tossing the wedding bouquet to a crowd of women is played. It’s 2007, she should sling one of her drawstring ponytails instead. I would happily clothesline a bitch to be the next in line to recieve a kitchen ass weave. Thanks.

I hope they decide to make a sex tape on the night of their honeymoon. I’ve got my fingers crossed.

Jennifer Hudson As Aretha Franklin?

Jennifer Hudson As Aretha Franklin?

rere1 Jennifer Hudson As Aretha Franklin?

The latest buzz surrounding Jennifer Hudson is that she will play Aretha The Body in an upcoming film based on her life. In my expert opinion I think they should role with Samwell but whatever.

Aretha was overheard talking about Jennifer at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Monday night.

But she was a little more guarded when speaking to Access Hollywood, saying: “The producers want to know how I feel about it, about her playing me. What I’d like to see is three different people playing me.”

[Stop laughing, it's not funny. Let her finish. - - Fresh]

She added: “Perhaps someone playing me from the age of 25 to about 40 and then someone else beyond that.” (source)

Whoever ends up in the role (or roles) may not have to worry about nailing down the legend’s distinctive vocals.

“There may even be a little lip synching here and there,” Franklin explained to Access Hollywood. “We’ve gotta go with some of these records [I made throughout my career]. They were classics, and some of it, it will be verbal but not vocalized in its entirety.” ReRe will work closely with the production of the film, which is scheduled to begin auditions this May in Detroit.