Although I believe that Angel Lola Luv should stick to selling ass and not try to convince people that she has any other real world skills outside of that  I will give her half a hand clap for stretching her 15 minutes. That’s not an easy thing to do! There is always somebody out there with a bigger more surgically enhanced ass, better tits and prettier face.

But until you meet your match, peddle pussy like there is no tomorrow! And that’s the best advice I can give you. More possibly NSFW pictures after the jump.

All images via AllTheFuckery

Trey Songz, Tocarra, Go-Go, Maino, Melyssa Ford and others hit ATL’s 300 Bowling Alley for a little ten pin fun on Tuesday night. Necole Bitchie caught up with Katt Williams was still salty about the BET Hip Hop Awards fallout. Brother must’ve really needed that check.

Angel Lola Luv and her booty meat may have made teenage boys and grown men [and ladies such as Felecia 'Snoop' Pearson] at attention at the Back To School Jam in Albany, NY but the angelic ass photographed above is another story. Her “you get a line and I’ll get a pole and we’ll go down to the fishing hole” freakum boots look rather drab in comparison to her friend’s Citi Trends clearance pants and still-let-hoes.

For more excruciating pain visit You Know You Dead Ass Wrong!

Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

Chandra Davis, London Charles, whatever she is calling herself switched up her wig and covered up her Cincinnati Bengals stripes on the red carpet for the Swagga Entertainment and Dunk Ryder Records Miami Stand Up 2008 party in Miami on Sunday.

Gabrielle Union [there were some NFL cats in the building, enough said], Angel Lola Luv, Shay “Cum Buckeey” Johnson, Trina + her dilapidated lace front and others came through to show Trick Daddy and his crew some love.

Silly rabbits, just because someone is offering free pictures doesn’t mean that you need to take advantage of the opportunity. Sometimes it’s just best to be a figment of our imaginations.

Jacki-O, the Ying Yang Twins want you to phone home.

I know I keep flip-flopping on my no additional fuckery stance but what would the EBT Awards be without a few pictures of our favorite known unknowns? The presence of random negroids on the red carpet makes this event the tragic spectacle that it is.

While this year’s arrival area wasn’t inhabited with its normal amount of hot ass mess, it was still enough to keep my head shaking with disapproval as I gazed into the heavens. Enjoy!

Hey, someone had to take one for the team since the wig crypt clan members decided to watch the show from the crib this year.

Kim Kardashian’s Texas imposter [real name Na'Tasha Salim] has hit the big league – - Smooth magazine! Here’s what Reggie’s bush had to say about the wannabe on her personal blog:

I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans.

A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission – and you know who you are – and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains – refusing to meet or speak to anyone. THIS IS NOT ME!

And then she collapsed face first on the nearest dick. I keed, I keed.

I don’t think she looks like Kimbo enough to pull that little stunt. Now if she said she was born with a penis or something I would give her some credit.

I realize the majority of you could care less about this broad but I am trying to provide inspiration to the nut bucket ass hoes who have C+D on their RSS feed burners. Don’t ever give up, this could be you one day! Fuck being a video vixen, grab a pair of stunnas and hit the club with some extra padding under your dress. Folks will think you are Angel Lola Luv in no time!

Check out Fake Kim Kardashian’s in Smooth under the cut.

[Flicks via Baller Alert]

Break out the picture day comb and 99 cent gel! Video vixen Angel Lola Luv and a random young lady made their foreheads break out a sweat at an all white party [that shit is so 1999, by the way] over the weekend. Who had the baby hair game on lock?

Yet another friendly reminder not to sit on the love seats at the club. There’s no telling what type of shit is leaking out of these chicks. I’m not trying to go home with any foreign secretions on my dope boy Coogi shorts at the end of the night.

My Mama always said the bigger it is the harder it is to clean. I guess that can apply to asses too. Well, go ahead and dance with your big ass! [$2 to the first person who tells me what movie that is from]

Lil’ Mama, LL Cool, J, Melyssa Ford, Rocsi, and other known unknown hit up Terrence J.’s ‘Coming To America’ themed birthday party on Thursday night.

[Flicks via Whats poppin + All the Fuckery]

Gucci Mane has snatched up a winner, ya’ll. He is apparently knocking down video vixen [gosh I hate that label] Buffie the Body. Funny, I thought she was on Team Kay Slay. She must’ve got laid off when Angel Lola Luv and her plastic booty hit the video scene. I saw her last night on a commercial trying to sell ass for Thumbplay. Girl, get your money.

But I digress.

In today’s clip Gucci talks to a friend about tricking off on Buffie and then takes his woman to a new, hip, swanky restaurant for a little grub.

I don’t know who Gucci pissed off [Young Jeezy are you behind this?] but God bless them. This is 100 percent pure buffoontastical material. Don’t tell the execs at Vh-1 about this.

[Thanks Why You Gotta Be Anonymous]