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	<title>Crunk + Disorderly &#187; Andre 3000</title>
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		<title>Faces From The Milk Carton: Andre 3000 (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Andre 3000, Adrien Brody and Gael García Bernal have joined forces with Gillette to star in the new a campaign for the Fusion ProGlide Styler, a three-in-one facial hair styling tool for men, dubbed “Masters of Style.&#8221;
The Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler, a 3-in-1 battery-operated shaving tool that allows men to trim, edge and shave [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Andre 3000</strong></span>, <strong>Adrien Brody</strong> and <strong>Gael García Bernal</strong> have joined forces with Gillette to star in the new a campaign for the Fusion ProGlide Styler, a three-in-one facial hair styling tool for men, dubbed “Masters of Style.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler, a 3-in-1 battery-operated shaving tool that allows men to trim, edge and shave their facial hair. But ya&#8217;ll, 3 Stacks back! Well, sorta. At this point in my stan life I will take him any way I can get him. Check out him out discussing style and more after the jump.</p>
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		<title>Driving Wild In Idlewild</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/03/30/driving-wild-idlewild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Learn From My Mistakes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speeding, I&#8217;m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don&#8217;t know what to say about everybody else.

Outkast&#8217;s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Speeding, I&#8217;m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don&#8217;t know what to say about everybody else.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><a title="Andre 3000" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=17522"><img class="attachment wp-att-17522" style="margin: 4px;" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/andremug-blog.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Andre 3000" width="235" height="250" align="left" title="Driving Wild In Idlewild" /></a>Outkast&#8217;s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 Porsche Carrera at such a high speed that police called him &#8220;an accident waiting to happen,&#8221; according to Atlanta&#8217;s WSB-TV, TMZ and AllHipHop.com.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">A police officer told the station that the MC was clocked at 109 MPH on Saturday morning, significantly over the 65-mph speed limit, on Interstate 75, and was arrested for the danger he posed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Traveling that fast along 75, you&#8217;re passing people as if they&#8217;re standing still,&#8221; Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton told the station. &#8220;It&#8217;s an accident waiting to happen.&#8221;</p>
<p>The MC was released after posting $1,200 bail, according to TMZ. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.</p>
<p>Reps for Benjamin had not responded to MTV News&#8217; requests for comment at press time.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The arrest comes as State Representative Jim Cole is lobbying for a new &#8220;Super Speeder&#8221; bill to be passed in the state of Georgia. <span style="color: #ffcc00;">The law will force violators to pay an additional $200 fine for driving at more than 85 miles an hour on highways and four-lane roads. </span>Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue has said he supports the bill and intends to sign it into law in the coming months. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1608123/20090330/outkast.jhtml">source</a>]</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s enough for me to keep my ride at 75 mph, thanks!</p>
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		<title>[Quick Flicks] Ciara</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/03/10/quick-flicks-ciara/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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Ciara didn&#8217;t let Keri Hilson&#8217;s negative vibes stop her from hitting up Andre 3000&#8217;s new stage play over the weekend. I would not slap box with this chick! Even Sheree&#8217;s cheekbones are no match.

    
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<p>Ciara didn&#8217;t let Keri Hilson&#8217;s negative vibes stop her from hitting up Andre 3000&#8217;s new stage play over the weekend. I would not slap box with this chick! Even Sheree&#8217;s cheekbones are no match.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Ciara" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16832"><img class="attachment wp-att-16832" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc_03451.jpg" alt="Ciara" width="99" height="150" title="[Quick Flicks] Ciara" /></a> <a title="Ciara" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16831"><img class="attachment wp-att-16831" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc_0367.jpg" alt="Ciara" width="99" height="150" title="[Quick Flicks] Ciara" /></a> <a title="Ciara" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16830"><img class="attachment wp-att-16830" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc_0365.jpg" alt="Ciara" width="99" height="150" title="[Quick Flicks] Ciara" /></a> <a title="Ciara" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16827"><img class="attachment wp-att-16827" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc_0348.jpg" alt="Ciara" width="99" height="150" title="[Quick Flicks] Ciara" /></a> <a title="Ciara" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16829"><img class="attachment wp-att-16829" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc_0359.jpg" alt="Ciara" width="99" height="150" title="[Quick Flicks] Ciara" /></a></p>
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		<title>Casket Toss</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/02/19/casket-toss-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Casket Sharp]]></category>
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Ladies and zestlemen of the jury I would like to present two habitual offenders to you this evening. Teyana Taylor snatched up one of the hats that Andre 3000 passed on during the filming of the Trans DF Express video and paired it with a gown / pants number for her pal Richie Rich&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Teyana Taylor " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16021"><img class="attachment wp-att-16021" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56788105kdanick219200983035pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Teyana Taylor " width="268" height="402" title="Casket Toss" /></a> <a title="Estelle" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16022"><img class="attachment wp-att-16022" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56774143kdanick219200983132pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Estelle" width="265" height="402" title="Casket Toss" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Ladies and zestlemen of the jury I would like to present two habitual offenders to you this evening. <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Teyana Taylor</span> snatched up one of the hats that Andre 3000 passed on during the filming of the Trans DF Express video and paired it with a gown / pants number for her pal Richie Rich&#8217;s over-the-top fashion show. Meanwhile, <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Estelle</span> was decked out like a member of LaBelle at Wednesday&#8217;s night Brit Awards.  <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?</span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Teyana Taylor" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16026"><img class="attachment wp-att-16026" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56788074kdanick219200983054pm.jpg" alt="Teyana Taylor" width="100" height="150" title="Casket Toss" /></a> <a title="Estelle" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16025"><img class="attachment wp-att-16025" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56777543kdanick219200983157pm.jpg" alt="Estelle" width="100" height="150" title="Casket Toss" /></a> <a title="Estelle" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16024"><img class="attachment wp-att-16024" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56774148kdanick219200983205pm.jpg" alt="Estelle" width="102" height="150" title="Casket Toss" /></a> <a title="Aubrey O\' Day, Teyana Taylor, + Kat Deluna" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=16027"><img class="attachment wp-att-16027" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56788290kdanick219200983045pm.jpg" alt="Aubrey O\' Day, Teyana Taylor, + Kat Deluna" width="100" height="150" title="Casket Toss" /></a></p>
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		<title>02.12.09 Fresh Flicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Finalist and Benjamin Bixby designer Andre Benjamin showcased his fashions at the GQ &#38; CFDA 2009 &#8216;Best New Menswear Designers&#8217; Party at Eres boutique on Wednesday night.

 
Zoe Kravitz joked around with DJ Ruckus [tang much?] on the red carpet of the 2009 &#8220;What Is Sexy?&#8221; List event. I&#8217;m still mad at her for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Andre 3000" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15563"><img class="attachment wp-att-15563" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dre300.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Andre 3000" width="268" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a> <a title="Andre 3000" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15564"><img class="attachment wp-att-15564" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/84752912.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Andre 3000" width="259" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a></p>
<p>Finalist and Benjamin Bixby designer <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Andre Benjamin</span> showcased his fashions at the GQ &amp; CFDA 2009 &#8216;Best New Menswear Designers&#8217; Party at Eres boutique on Wednesday night.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DJ Ruckus + Zoe Kravitz" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15566"><img class="attachment wp-att-15566" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56704812kdanick212200933504pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="DJ Ruckus + Zoe Kravitz" width="230" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a> <a title="DJ Ruckus + Zoe Kravitz" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15565"><img class="attachment wp-att-15565" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56704364kdanick212200933457pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="DJ Ruckus + Zoe Kravitz" width="248" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Zoe Kravitz</span> joked around with DJ Ruckus [tang much?] on the red carpet of the 2009 &#8220;What Is Sexy?&#8221; List event. I&#8217;m still mad at her for that Obama video where she is shaking her head like a damn fool.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Solange" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15568"><img class="attachment wp-att-15568" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56703279kdanick212200933633pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Solange" width="238" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a> <a title="Solange" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15567"><img class="attachment wp-att-15567" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56704300kdanick212200934922pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Solange" width="248" height="374" title="02.12.09 Fresh Flicks " /></a></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Solange</span> got out of her shift at the wig crypt to perform at the The 6th Annual Women&#8217;s Day Red Dress Awards.</p>
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		<title>Andre 3000, John Legend and Bow Wow Hit TRL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s A Tip &#8212; Don&#8217;t Ask For One</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/tip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Don&#8217;t blame Andre 3000 for being a tight wad with his wallet, blame this damn recession!
Atlanta waiter Matt Moore claims that he went out of his way to hook Andre up with some vegan dishes after the rapper visited the restaurant he works in — even though it is non-vegan. Apparently, that effort wasn’t enough [...]]]></description>
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<p>Don&#8217;t blame Andre 3000 for being a tight wad with his wallet, blame this damn recession!</p>
<blockquote><p>Atlanta waiter Matt Moore claims that he went out of his way to hook Andre up with some vegan dishes after the rapper visited the restaurant he works in — even though it is non-vegan. Apparently, that effort wasn’t enough and Andre decided to complain anyways — getting his bill reduced in the process. At the end of the meal, the low-baller left a $0 tip and walked away. Classy.</p>
<p>What’s a guy to do? eBay! Moore was understandably pissed and threw his story up on the auction site, along with a description of the injustice and the offending receipt. “The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them,” he wrote. “Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.” [<a href="http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/07/29/rapper-andre-3000-may-be-a-vegan-but-hes-also-cheap/">source</a> via SR]</p></blockquote>
<p>I was going to play my role as a stan and defend Three Stacks to the bitter end but this is way past dirty. I&#8217;ve been in the food service industry before so I know what if feels like to be short changed when its tip time. I will keep my horror stories of revenge to myself but trust and believe that some servers are not as kind as others. You&#8217;ll be surprised at how many actually remember you from your previous visit.</p>
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		<title>Skeet or Delete: Fonzworth Can&#8217;t Stop</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/15/skeet-delete-fonzworth-bentley-stop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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Diddy&#8217;s former famed umbrella carrier cranks that gentlemen with Kanye West, Andre 3000, and Sa-ra [collectively known as the COLOURS] in his new video for &#8220;Everybody&#8221; [Don't Stop].&#8221; Are you feeling it?
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<p>Diddy&#8217;s former famed umbrella carrier cranks that gentlemen with Kanye West, Andre 3000, and Sa-ra [collectively known as the COLOURS] in his new video for &#8220;Everybody&#8221; [Don't Stop].&#8221; Are you feeling it?</p>
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		<title>YouTube Clip of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/05/02/youtube-clip-day-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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Aww, this clip touched me on the inside and made me call out Barry White&#8217;s name. I hate myself for remembering this song. Back in the days when I was a young crunkster in training I would stay up late and listen to Bigga Rankin and the Cool Runnings Crew [DU-UUUVAL!] play shit like this [...]]]></description>
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<p>Aww, this clip touched me on the inside and made me call out Barry White&#8217;s name. I hate myself for remembering this song. Back in the days when I was a young crunkster in training I would stay up late and listen to <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&amp;friendID=23982816">Bigga Rankin</a> and the Cool Runnings Crew [DU-UUUVAL!] play shit like this on Friday nights. Andre 3000 said it best, &#8220;we grew up on booty music we did not know no better thang.&#8221;</p>
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<p align="justify">Fresh,</p>
<p align="justify">First off, I love the site (ELI LIVES FO&#8217;EVA) and as soon as I saw this video I had to e-mail it to you. A little bit of my soul died watching it. I feel bad for the real crack kids out there though. Gotta love that Miami Bass music.</p>
<p align="justify">Keep up the dope work!</p>
<p align="justify"> &#8211; - Lamar &#8220;Da Best &#8216;Mayne&#8230;I did it&#8221; S.</p>
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		<title>Guaranteed Fresh</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2007/06/06/guaranteed-fresh-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guaranteed Fresh


Eddie will always have Gerald&#8217;s back [Jesus Hearts Music]

OutKast&#8217;s Andre 3000 set to star as Sammy Davis Jr. in upcoming film [BV Entertainment Wire]
Cheri Dennis is a one woman street team [Nova Slim]
Chris Rock&#8217;s secret love child R&#038;B singer Mario hits the Sweet 16 circuit [Scooped Like Ice Cream]
Jacki-O rips into Eve, sorta [The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Guaranteed</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> Fresh</span></p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/02/eddie1.jpg" img="" class="thinborder" title="Guaranteed Fresh" alt="eddie1 Guaranteed Fresh" /></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Eddie will <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://www.jesusheartsmusic.com/news2.php?subaction=showcomments&#038;id=1181082324&amp;archive=&#038;start_from=&amp;ucat=1&#038;">always</a> have Gerald&#8217;s back [Jesus Hearts Music]</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">OutKast&#8217;s Andre 3000 set to star as <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://blackvoices.aol.com/blogs/2007/06/05/sammy-davis-jr-readying-a-reprise/">Sammy Davis Jr.</a> in upcoming film [BV Entertainment Wire]</p>
<p>Cheri Dennis is a <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://www.novaslim.com/2007/06/cheri_dennis_can_do_for_you_wh.php">one woman</a> street team [Nova Slim]</p>
<p>Chris Rock&#8217;s secret love child R&#038;B singer Mario hits the <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://scoopedlikeicecream.blogspot.com/2007/06/d-list-love.html">Sweet 16</a> circuit [Scooped Like Ice Cream]</p>
<p><a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://sofurious.blogspot.com/2007/06/furious-exclusive.html">Jacki-O</a><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> </span>rips into Eve, <span style="font-style: italic;">sorta</span> [The Fury]</p>
<p>Double up or <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);" href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2007/06/double_up_or_sh.html">shut up</a> [Four Four]</p>
<p>Baby Daniel <a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://ybf.blogspot.com/2007/06/tomfoolery-continues.html">hangs out</a> backstage [Young, Black and Fabulous]</p>
<p><a style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);" href="http://allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=7189">Marley Marl</a> suffers a heart attack [All Hip Hop]</p>
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