Dirt Angel and Al Reynolds have more than immaculate grooming practices in common.

The twosome, along with ‘Basketball Wives’ star Jennifer Williams and Dipset’s own high spirited negro Freekey Zekey, joined Ricardo’s Steak House owner Eddie Mateus for the popular restaurant’s 2011 turkey drive on Monday. Now let me see you gobble gobble.

If your pussy tasted like Amaretto Sour wouldn’t you want the rest of the world to know about it? Thought so. Being the good girlfriend that he is Al Reynolds supported Jennifer Williams as she hosted a shopping event for her LUCID lipgloss in New York City on Tuesday. “I’m your gworl, you’re my gworl, we’re your gworls. Don’t you know that we love you?” game proper.

Williams isn’t the only ‘Basketball Wives’ cast member transitioning into the business of beauty. Secret Kisses announced earlier this week that Evelyn Lozada has signed on as a spokeswoman for its lipstick and lipgloss lines.

Meanwhile back in Inglewood, Kimsha Artest is reportedly in final negotiations for a lucrative deal with Saaphyri’s Lip Chap.

You hoes gonna learn to respect the queen. Doing everything short of a Tyler Perry curtsy and Leyomi drop, Al Reynolds served ex-beard Star Jones with court papers at a book signing in East Hampton on Saturday. Just call me da baddest bitch.

Spies say the former “Celebrity Apprentice” star was “noticeably upset” after the processor collared her to serve the papers and snap a picture. Sources say Reynolds had been having difficulty serving Star since he filed a lawsuit against her in May for allegedly breaking a divorce agreement be cause she was traveling around the country promoting her book, “Satan’s Sisters.” They had an agreement in their 2008 divorce not to make “disparaging remarks” about each other. But now Reynolds is demanding $50,000 from Jones for al legedly breaking the clause by calling their marriage “kind of booty” on Wendy Williams’ show on March 28. Reynolds’ rep declined to comment. Jones’ rep said she couldn’t be reached. A rep for her publisher, Gallery, declined to comment. (source)

Talking shit can write a check that ass can’t cash. Literally.

C+D fave Al Reynold’s is mad as all hell with Star Jones. Reynolds is demanding $50,000 from Star for bad mouthing him in the press. The ex-couple divorced four years ago and agreed in their divorce agreement not to trade shots in the media . . . Welp! Star went on Uncle Wendell William’s talk show this past March and was quoted saying “The wedding was fabulous, but the marriage was kind of booty.” Tell us how you really feel, Star.

But that ain’t it! Star supposedly continued her rant and denounced her Celebrity Apprentice co-star, NeNe Leakes who happens to be the zestlemen’s “rumored, current girlfriend”. Although Al denies these rumors, I wouldn’t be surprised. You shouldn’t be either. Al & NeNe? That’s a match made in heaven. Me thinks they should have many Al B Sure Moose with the hair all wavy together. Black love.

Heard about this seven-month old Jermaine Dupri has with some [alleged] stripper? Sources say Hip Hop’s Pocket Pal ain’t paid ATL resident Sarai Jones child support in forever. And with good reason too. He’s broke! Details below:

The lawsuit was filed at a time when Dupri is facing financial troubles. His mansion was up for foreclosure and set to be auctioned last week, but the sale was canceled at the last minute.

WSB-TV obtained records from the Georgia Department of Revenue, saying that Dupri owes the state more than $493,000 in back taxes for 2007. (source)

Now bare with me. The child is seven months old. Add those nine months with child and you got at least sixteen months. That’s a year and then some. Alert me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t he with Janet a year and a half ago when we first heard that their relationship was heading to Splitsville? Me thinks this is why they split. Altogether now: I’m sorry, Ms Jackson!

He still keeps its textual with Star Jones every once in a while.

The countdown to nude bathroom flicks featuring Al coyly looking over his shoulder while tucking in his pork sword surfacing online begins now!

“Star and I, we do email one another, so there is some contact there,” says Reynolds, in an interview with TooFab. And do they ever broach each others’ dating lives? “No, no, no, no, no, not at all. I respect her, her privacy and she respects my privacy.”

As for how Reynolds–who married Jones in an elaborate ceremony in 2004 in New York City–reflects on the Star Jones chapter of his life, he tells TooFab:

“I just want to say that everything has kind of been a learning experience, and when I look back on it, I say, ‘OK, what’s left for me to learn? How was I supposed to grow from it?’ I feel like for me, I was pretty much raked over the coals, so the reference from that has done nothing but make me stronger, smarter and wiser. And a little bit more cautious to not make the same mistakes twice.”

And that cautiousness shows: “Listen, I am single,” he says. “I am dating, but I am dating no one seriously right now. But I am open.” (Too Fab)

With the days of summer dwindling down, Al Reynolds is in the transitional stages of his style metamorphosis: fall weekend trade.

Donning a Lionel Richie inspired mini-fro (you just wait, come December his Commodores game will be proper), he left sweet remnants of his secret recipe kumquat juice all over 400 Club at Lux Miami Beach this past weekend for parched broads like his shopping partner Jennifer Williams to quench their thirst on.

Photo credit: The 400 Club

Since his divorce from Star Jones became final Al Reynolds has been gallivanting around Miami like he just pulled a get out of jail free card out his twat. He was spotted on Tuesday searching for some entertainment for his mouth at The 400 Club’s Super Bowl Weekend Kick-Off Party.

Don’t let the leggy brown skin beard on his arm fool you. He was a man on a mission to snatch up a ball playing meal ticket, and facing stiff competition from former celebreality broads such as Hewpz didn’t put nann swivel in his swagger. Bitches better come ready to play! If not, there’s always All-Star Weekend.

SPECIAL THANKS TO THE 400 CLUB

Paying no mind to that shady queen Star Jones, Al Reynolds took his new beard to a Miami nightclub to dance the pain away. Grabbing, grinding, and groping his lady friend ever so gently, Al set out to prove us all wrong. Surely he can’t be gay, even if he secretly yearns for his new friend to have a stick and a bag of two nuts.

Thanks Madame Baller Alert for the flicks!

Al Reynolds left it all on the dance floor on Sunday. Here are a few quick clips of The Diamond Princess touching the subjects of fame, sexuality, and more on his “Life After” TV One special.

As the title of this post suggests, our favorite bronzed goddess Al Reynolds’s relationship is still fall off the bone [shade sold separately] tender with his former meal ticket Star Jones. But the brothers going to work it out. Check out Al get sick and filthy about gay rumors and his failed marriage on TV One ’s “Life After” this Sunday at 10 PM sharp. Have your Kleenex and Tampax on deck.

[Video + lip smack fever via Straight From The A]