Speak Lord, speak to me. I had the same expression written across my face last night while watching the Soul Train Awards.
Curtis wasn’t the least bit interested in finding a woman to have his million dollar baby with at the VIP Room in Paris, France over the weekend but his icy disposition melted away while sharing center stage with DJ Whoo Kid and Tony Yayo. Bromance does the trick every time.
CHEW. THIS. ASS. AND. DON’T. YOU. GAG.
Hope you have some Germ-X and a face mask on hand because you are about to be exposed to all types of fucking influenza. The world premiere of Bejesus x Lady GaGa’s “Video Phone” video may have been delayed until a later date but that doesn’t mean we all have to go to bed tonight without experiencing some type of fever. Sweet Minty Jesus may not come when you want him but he’ll be there right on time.
Curtis continued to make unworthy butch queens around the globe jealous today at the New York City launch for his powerful punani perfume. Finally, a new scent to spray on my tanqueray areas after taking a hoe bath in the bathroom sink. I have had stock in Amber Romance and Love Spell since I was a sophomore in high school, so this is a welcome change.
But I digress.
Bitch could call home cattle with his eyes if he needed to. iLive! When I smize, you smize, we smize, together.
Looking for a quick and easy way to remove bullet wounds, tattoos, and fug? I’m not sure if there is an app for that quite yet but there damn sure is a photoshop brush that can wipe the slate clean.
Ayo technology game proper.
With a body as chiseled as Sheree’s mandible, Curtis is almost unrecognizable in the new ad for his Power By 50 Cent cologne. He has been known to hurl a plasma television or two out of an office window in his day when upset about his business endeavors, so I’m not understanding how we got to this point. This shit looks like a flyer for corporate thug night at Traxx. Nevertheless, Southside til I die . . . or until the check clears.
Shouts out to Gimme Dat Becky [the names just get better and better] for sending this one in!
50 Cent navigated the streets of North London today from the backseat of a white Rolls Royce. I prefer the smooth ride of a dollar cab but everybody can’t be as cultured as myself.
With an album dropping in the weeks to come, Curtis wasted no time throwing shade to other rappers in an interview with Complex magazine. And I would expect nothing less.
Complex: Were you surprised that Fat Joe only sold that many his first week?
50 Cent: Well, I have 8,000 friends. So that’s extremely low.
Complex: It’s very low…
50 Cent: Watch this. Want a prediction from me? I’ll tell you what a psychic told me. Triple Cs is next. And then Rick Ross is going to follow that failure. Def Jam dumped a whole lot of marketing dollars into trying combat me with Rick Ross. More money than they should have. What his numbers were versus what Jadakiss did, didn’t make financial sense. So the next go-around, they’re going to give him his fair share instead that extra piece of pie. Then you’re going to see where he really is.
Complex: You told people not to hold their breath about a collaboration with The Game. Are there still real issues with him?
50 Cent: I really don’t know Game. I worked with the kid for six days. I have bigger issues with the actual system, the company, people who work in it. Initially, people would be like, “Yo, we know you wrote the fucking records! You think we give a fuck about that?” Game built this thing on the West Coast, they desperately needed him to come out—they didn’t have anybody since Snoop. That’s what made it a good business opportunity to begin with. But I had to make sacrifices in order to have Dre put the record out, the same way they waited eight years for Dre to put his album out.
For those of you out in Crunkland who give a good damn:
Kanye West’s much-hyped “Fame Kills” tour with Lady Gaga has been canceled — with no reason as yet given.
Despite the fact that a rep from Live Nation said Wednesday that the concerts were still a go … Nation announced Thursday they were pulling the plug on the tour, TMZ reports.
No explanation has been put forward — but the VMA backlash and Kanye’s upcoming criminal court date could have been factors. [source]
Related: 50 Cent Apologizes For His Lady Gaga/ Kanye West Tour Comments [MTV]
Serving up a hot plate of what the fuck, Soulja Girl and 50 Cent [and his marvelous teeth] performed for the kids at the Honda Center in Anaheim this past weekend.
Attending the concert was of course The Barbadian, Pound Puppy [she sniffed the photographers out], and Pleasure P. What’s making my heart heavy is the yellow jumpsuit that 50 is wearing. Was he cleaning up clippings of Kim’s toxic wig or handling the residue from Tom Cruises’ dildo? Its never a good idea to mix work and play.
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