No Money, Mo Problems: Mo Money Taxes Keeps Customers Waiting
The above clip isn’t a teaser scene from the long awaited sequel to Master P’s cinematic gem ‘I Got Da Hook Up’ but instead a commercial for Mo Money Taxes. The Memphis, Ten-A-Key based tax return service is currently embroiled in — you guessed it — scandal of the “It’s my money and I need it now!” variety.
Customers say they were promised their refunds within a couple of weeks, but when the time frame passed, they reached out to the IRS. It was then they learned their cash was already issued. When you put your faith and W-2 forms in a business called Mo Money results tends to vary.
Keyanna Hyman, who obtained records of her refund being deposited by the IRS two days ago, said, “He told me the IRS still had a hold on my money, that they were a week behind. I told him ‘no, I just spoke with the IRS. My check is here.’ He put me on hold for 20 minutes, came back, and told me there was a glitch in the system. That’s why I don’t believe it.”
“I’m feeling good, I’m in the office, I’m grinding, the only thing that sucks is that I’m on the renal diet,” Cannon said. “It’s all about healthy living and fueling your system, but I don’t get to eat the things that I like to eat. You’ve got to stay hydrated and [eat] fruits and vegetables for breakfast.”
Neither Beyoncé, her fans nor members of the press believe that she is preparing to give birth to R&B’s answer to Jesus.
