Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye Agreed To Perform On ‘SNL’ If They Banned Kim Kardashian Jokes

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With a highly anticipated studio album ‘No Fats, No Femmes’ and child with girlfriend Kim Kardashian on its way, House Mother Kanye is showing no signs of slowing down.

Days after showing up to the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City with a bag of potpourri from Costco on his arm, the legendary ballroom chanteuse was spotted on an Atlanta rooftop filming a cameo for ‘Anchorman: The Legend Continues’ yesterday. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

“He was quite afraid of heights and required an umbrella for shade most of the time he was on the roof,” said an eyewitness. Go in, Muvah West.

In related dove cries, the cornerstone of journalistic integrity and truth that is the National Enquirer reports that HMK only agreed to be the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ if show writers didn’t make any jokes at the expense of his baby mama.

“Kanye, who’s been on SNL before, warned he wouldn’t appear if they made fun of Big Momma,” said an insider. Consequence, is that you?

So Happy Together, I Guess

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Queen Latifah Dazzles At New York City Ballet’s Spring 2013 Gala, Signs On For New Daytime Talk Show

queen latifah Queen Latifah Dazzles At New York City Ballets Spring 2013 Gala, Signs On For New Daytime Talk Show

Isn’t she lovely? Until Queen Latifah appears on the cover of Essence magazine above the headline ‘Yup, I’m A Stud’ we are all subject to her dressing in drag when the occasion calls for it. Now cuff your chick. It’s Mr. Steal Your Girl.

The 43-year-old traded in her favorite bleach stained Pelle Pelle shirt and Jordan brand basketball shorts  for a curve hugging, midnight blue glittery number at New York City Ballet’s Spring 2013 Gala at Lincoln Center last night.

The handclaps and Spanx for Cleo don’t end there. She has signed on to host a hour-long daytime talk show. ‘The Queen Latifah Show’ will feature a mix of celebrity interviews, live music performances and interest stories. The show is set to premiere this September 16 on CBS and it’s affiliate stations. Get money!

queen latifah Queen Latifah Dazzles At New York City Ballets Spring 2013 Gala, Signs On For New Daytime Talk Show

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Yes, You Care: Ciara Is Messing With The Church’s Money

future ciara Yes, You Care: Ciara Is Messing With The Churchs Money

If you have ever slammed a car door before yelling “Don’t fuck up my check because you ain’t getting one!” at your significant other because they were late picking you up for work, this post was written specifically with you in mind.

Las Vegas club promoter Cliff Dutton is suing Future for $36,000 because he was a no show for a scheduled appearance at Club Pulse due to his boo Ciara‘s diva demands. Blasphemy!

According to Dutton, after arriving in Sin City Ciara refused to set her pretty little mangled toes in a stretch limo sent by the club, demanding that Greenbriar Mall’s first couple be picked up in a SUV instead. These new bitches swear they’re Norwood Young. More details after the jump!

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25 Essential Tweets From The Mind Of Trick Daddy

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This is for all the nice clean, decent women.

Trick Daddy‘s tweets are proof-positive that God is indeed for the thugs. If your never going to be shit cousins could grasp the concept of Twitter believe that they would retweet his 140 characters of Hennessy drenched wisdom up and down your timeline.

Since the likelihood of that ever happening is slim to none, I have compiled 25 instances of T-Double-D’s genius at work. You can show your gratitude by liking C+D on Facebook and / or flashing me your juice box.

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Janky Promoters: Keyshia Cole Cancels Show Due To Inadequate Lighting And Other ‘Equipment Essentials’

keyshia cole Janky Promoters: Keyshia Cole Cancels Show Due To Inadequate Lighting And Other Equipment Essentials

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the fish frys and the metro stations that you’re used to.

Keyshia Cole issued a statement this week apologizing to North Carolina fans for canceling a performance due to the promoter’s inability to provide basic production, including sound, lighting, staging and general safety requirements.

How hard is it to find a church microphone, flashlight and fog machine?

Concertgoers who graciously lined up to pat their quick weaves to Keyshia’s struggle yodels were turned away a hour after the show was scheduled to begin. The janky promoter later said fans could receive refunds by bringing their tickets to the Greenville Convention Center on Monday, but his ass never showed up.

“Beyond pissed off, because we done stayed in the line Saturday for three hours, some four, and now we’re standing in line again,” vented Sharon Anderson.

“I feel like it’s a scam. This is a $110 worth that they’re saying that we’re not going to get back,” added Maquitta Sherrod.

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