Honestly, I’m trying not to laugh at the misfortune of all the aunties in the world with ambitions of turning the concept behind Jodeci’s ‘The Show, the After Party, the Hotel’ album into an actual Facebook photo album documenting their weekend hoe shit — but my Go-Go-Gadget Give A Fuck won’t allow it. It’s not my issue that they are out here trying to give up the ass to all of the guests that appeared on ‘The Magic Hour’ during its run and coming up empty every single time.
R. Kelly is in hot water with fans (read: aunties) in Monroe, Louisiana after they waited until 1am for what turned out to be a lip synching impersonator performing in his place. There goes that silent wet fart that has been waiting to seep out all day.
The worlds of hip-hop and R&B collided in a major way at Power 99′s Powerhouse 2013 in Philadelphia on Friday (October 25) — and Chris Rock’s secret love child showed up looking like an unknown Wu-Tang affiliated artist who sings reggae to soaking it all in. #LAWDAMERCY
Check out flicks of Nicki Minaj, 2 Chainz, Chris Brown, Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, Rick Ross, Big Sean, K. Michelle and more after the jump.
House Mother Kanye refuses to munch on Kim Kardashian‘s freezed dried placenta chips in silence. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The 36-year-old seasoned stunt queen sang his fiancée’s praises during his ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’ radio interview on Tuesday morning (October 29). He also took the opportunity to lobby for his baby mama to appear on the cover of New York’s fashion bible.
“Now for me, what I want to create isn’t about black and white, but the reason why I’m not able to create what I want to create is about being black and is about classism. And that’s that wall when I took [Kim] to the Met Ball and they put it up on Vogue.com and tried to say she wasn’t there because they didn’t want a reality show girl there,” he told Seacrest.
Last week, Nelly hit up Compound night club in Atlanta to blow off some steam with his crew and celebrate the recent release of his ‘M.O.’ album with rumored girlfriend Lashontae Heckard.
According to party people on the scene, the rapper playfully belted out a few Jodeci songs to the actress (who has a reoccurring role on BET’s ‘The Game’ as Jazz) and handed over one of his massive chains so she could rock around her neck. #HoodLove
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Here’s what the beauty gurus on YouTube aren’t telling you: A light mist of embalming fluid gives your make-up serious lasting power. Spritz, bitch!
Tina Knowles was photographed in all her creole greatness serving Morticia Adams realness (copyright Julian Babineaux) at the Angel Ball 2013 in New York City last night. Her mug is humming “I Shall Not Be Moved” but that’s all I am going to say about it. I am just trying to live my life on the right side of a roots box.
Picture this with a Kodak Instamatic: Six adults and two young children were inside watching television (‘Scandal’ watch party I presume) when the room began filling with smoke. After the kids were rescued and everyone made it outside safely, a man walking with the assistance of a cane went back in the burning house to retrieve something he left behind — his drank. No nuts, no fucking glory.
“I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out,” said Walter Serpit of Columbus, Georgia. “I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me.”
However, Walt Baby Love Triple Sec OG managed to save an armful of beer cans as he escaped the home without getting burned. Please join me in giving this man a real nigga standing ovation, 21-gun salute and a garlic crab tray from Duval Seafood.
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Do you think being built like a round table discussion prevented Kelly Price from putting in her submission for The Baddest Bitch In The R&B Game after all these years? Let me answer that for you: No ma’am. No gawd!
Let’s travel back to 1999 when Kelly was required to buy two tickets when flying first class and watch her slay the stage with a feminine Da Brat. I have three Applebees coupons for anyone who can do the choreography at the 3:44 mark.