It’s not even her birthday.
Onlookers in attendance the QVC pre-Oscars bash on Friday night (February 28) looked on in confusion as Joan Rivers made a swift exit through the Four Seasons lobby in Beverly Hills with icing smeared over her face. The 80-year-old comedienne was reportedly heard yelling “Get me to my car!”‘ as security cleared a path for her.
Since Melissa’s mama is such a seasoned stunt queen I’m going to hold off on ruling this as a drive by caking until more details are available.
As much as I enjoy sharing a good cackle with your guys and dolls, the following is no laughing matter. It also would be tacky for me to go into detail about how I could see Tyler Perry working this into the plot of his next film project, so I am going to stop while I’m ahead.
Former NFL star Darren Sharper, suspected of raping nine women in five states, has turned himself in to Los Angeles authorities. Sharper made arrangements to surrender to Los Angeles police and did so without incident Thursday evening (February 27), a source tells CNN.
Arrest warrants had been issued in New Orleans for Sharper and an acquaintance for the alleged rapes of two women there last September. The Orleans Parish district attorney’s office said Sharper, 38, and Erik Nunez, 26, each face two counts of aggravated rape.
The below clip featuring producer Young Chop‘s mama chauffeuring him around Chiraq plays like a more inspiring alternate ending to ‘Precious’ where instead of contracting HIV she installs FL Studio on a classroom computer and later finds success in the music industry from behind the boards.
And there we have it folks, another Black History Month in the books.
When June Ambrose outfitted Da Brat as a teenage model for a Back To School fashion show sponsored by Lady Enyce on her reality show it was a humble attempt to revamp the rapper’s public image following her time behind bars for attacking a woman at a Halloween party with a rum bottle. Welp, it’s time to hit the clearance racks at Jimmy Jazz again.
Da Brat, real name is Shawntae Harris, served almost three years in prison for the 2007 attack against Shayla Stevens, a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader and waitress. Stevens later filed a civil suit against Da Brat — and a Cobb County ordered LisaRaye’s reliable ride from the airport to pay $3.7 million in compensatory damages and an additional $2.7 million in punitive damages.
Being the AARP appointed sex kitten of the Hometown Buffet early bird lunch rush would seem like a lot of pressure for Aretha Franklin, but when the Queen of Soul is called upon to give a live performance she steps up to the plate (no pun intended, stop being petty) and always delivers a great show full of spaghetti straps greatness.
It’s nothing like having the mental note that a complimentary chicken finger platter from Zaxby’s is waiting on you backstage suddenly enter your subconscious mid-performance without warning. Skip the foreplay and get straight to the action at the 5:30 mark.