1. “She looks like a bachelorette cake.” - @DiovanniFrazier | 2. “Someone’s Abuelita needs to check their windows.” – @Danical
Allow the record to reflect that there isn’t a damn thing modest about Joseline Hernandez. That would explain why the Puerto Rican Princess was Quinceanera ready while hitting the club scene this weekend. What’s your verdict on her style?
“Looks like baked chicken from Caridad.” – Desus | “Somebody didn’ t pluck all the feathers off the chicken before it was fried.” – @Michah_W17
Read on to check out what a few of my Twitter faves had to say about the ‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ star’s fashion statement!
Chris Brown aboard his yacht on July 31, 2014 in Saint-Tropez, France.
Imagine a mob of Willow and Jaden Smith clones interlinking their arms and swaying side to side while singing an accapella version of Journey’s signature hit “Don’t Stop Believin’” standing outside of your bedroom window. That’s the sound of Tumblr rejoicing.
Over the weekend, Chris Brown showed his approval of a photo-chopped and screwed picture featuring some PDA from former girlfriend Rihanna in the form of a nuzzle.
Laverne Cox has never looked more stunning.
Beywulf treated her diligent wig crypt employees early on Sunday morning by dropping the remix of her infectious song “Flawless” featuring Nicki Minaj and an assortment of Popeyes coupons in the break room. Almsgiving, hoe.
On the track, she addresses the now infamous elevator scuffle between sister Solange and husband / pre-approved purse watcher Jay-Z.
“We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators, of course sometimes shit go down when there’s billion dollars on an elevator,” Bey sings. “You can say what you want. I’m the shit,” she continues. That’s cute in theory. Now, can Mathew Knowles get a verse?
The song does not directly address the continuing rumors of Bey and Jay heading for divorce. It’s timing, though, could be seen as a way to deflect attention from all the catty talk. On the other hand, the reference to the couple representing a “billion dollars on an elevator” plays right into stories the Daily News reported this week which characterize the relationship between Bey and Jay as having far more to do with business than passion at this point. | New York Daily News
But that’s none of my business. Check out the track after the jump.
There may not have been an ocean deep enough or a desert hot enough to keep Momma Joyce off son-in-law Todd Tucker‘s ass in the past but it looks like his new wheels will probably do the trick. The television producer was all smiles as he showed off his birthday gift from wife Kandi Burruss to his Instagram followers on Friday (August 1).
If you enjoyed watching Todd chop it up with fellow ‘Househusbands’ Peter Thomas, Gregg Leakes and Apollo Nida‘s flop fraud ass on the ‘Husbands Revealed’ special back in May, your DVR just might be in luck.