Now that Mother Nature has opened up her steaming gap your broad ain’t going to know how to act.
Stud Nation, if you ever walk in from a long day at work only to find a pan of half eaten Stouffer’s three cheese lasagna sitting on the counter and your lady friend reciting Missy Elliott‘s comeback lines from “There Ain’t Nothing Out There” quietly collect your belongings and exit the residence. You have been dropped from the roster.
Waiting literally in the wings of your apartment complex to take full advantage of your chick being off her leash? This right here. And judging by the looks of things she has already started up. Missy had the Facebook baby mama’s screaming last night (May 16) while giving a special performance in Las Vegas.
Hair done, nails too
Lashes on, I’m super cute
Got my clothes on, my drobes tight
Feeling myself, ooh I’m looking right
Put my heels on, got me so tall
Looking like a sexy ass amazon
But see my shoes seem to be leaning to the third
‘Cause I’m bowlegged and parrot-toed
Standing in my mirror looking back at it
Got my girls saying “Let’s roll, bitch”
Out my door all cute and shit
Truth is my feet hurting like a bitch
Kim Kardashian stuffed her swollen feet inside a $2,950 pair of Givenchy Albertina podium heels for an afternoon out with mom Kris Jenner in Los Angeles yesterday. At last, your great-aunt pearl and someone on the E! channel finally have something in common. She paired the sandals with a white open sleeve dress from the same designer. House Mother Kanye would have it no other way.
At any given moment Olivia Pope can cram more white boys in her walls than a Hollister store on Black Friday. I promise I’ll love every second of it.
Kerry Washington had the sweetheart look on lock as she hit the red carpet for the ‘Scandal’ Season 2 Finale Party held at the Leonard H. Goldenson Theatre on Thursday (May 16) in North Hollywood, California.
The 36-year-old actress was joined by co-stars Tony Goldwyn, Bellamy Young, Katie Lowes, Guillermo Diaz, Joshua Malina and Darby Stanchfield, as well as show creator Shonda Rhimes.
Great news for fans of arguably TV’s most buzzed-about drama – the show was renewed for a third season. Last week, ‘Scandal’ beat out every broadcast show in the Thursday night line-up with the exception of CBS’ comedy block ‘Big Bang Theory’ and ‘Two and a Half Men.’
What did you think of the shocking season finale? Sound off in the comments!