Mane Moves: Check Out Nick Cannon’s Latest Corny Ass Hairstyle

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It must be a wonderful feeling in the world to have so much money at your disposal that you can willingly do whatever you want without fear of judgement. Until I get my settlement for trying to pull off slip and fall in the soda aisle of Walmart I will leave that lifestyle to Nick Cannon. You would think waking up early to clean up the glasses of happy juice his wife dabbles in on the regular would be enough to keep Mr. Carey busy but you are sadly mistaken.

He also shows up as Pepé Le Pew on red carpets to entertain his eternal 12-year-old wife. Ah, the life of a sugar baby. Here is Nick at  NBC/Universal’s 2014 Summer Press Day on Tuesday (April 8).

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Back & Forth: So, Kordell Stewart And Big Tigger Went On A Date Last Week

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Christian: When the light skin friend in the red shirt asked if anyone had an extra pad, who offered her one first? Big Tigger or Kordell?

Fresh: Now probably wouldn’t be the best time to bring up the time that Superhead wrote about Big Tigger having blood on his sheets and a booty hole shaped like an open Red Bull tab. Would it?

Christian: I don’t see why not. Especially seeing how Miss Kordell has been asking the driver to please roll up the partition for years so that they won’t see him slurping baby batter while on his knees.

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Here’s Four Struggle Songs From Chani Christie That Should’ve Made Your Nextel Chirp

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While Jackie Christie is too busy working on getting a sponsorship from Lifestyle Lift and battling the post-traumatic stress syndrome she developed from losing her first true love during a slave trade in Missisippi, her daughter Chani Christie focused her energy on becoming the Teairra Mari of her generation.

Rewind to 2008 when R&B greats like Brooke Valentine and Toya were on hiatus, leaving the lane wide open for someone to wear the crown of fatherless teenage chicken heads. Chani Christie flipped the check her grandma gifted her with for her Sweet 16, downloaded some free beats off YouTube, and recorded a handful of fuckery filled songs during her lunch break at Footlocker.

Exhibit A: Coming For Lil Mama’s Crown

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Real Life ‘Baby Boy’ Moment: Eva Marcille Files Restraining Order Against Kevin McCall

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Everyone has those neighbors in their apartment complex who interrupts your daytime naps with their “really Jody” moments. Today’s offenders are Eva Marcille and Kevin McCall. The couple, who just welcomed a beautiful baby girl named Marley Rae two months ago, are having issues.

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Woman Crush Every Day: Khia Gets “Married To The Music” In New Photo Shoot

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Is it’s the reach in her arms, the span of her hips, the stride of her step, or the curl of her lips? Khia is a phenomenal woman, phenomenally. You hating bitches will deal.

There hasn’t been much news to report regarding Motormouf Shamone this year, but now that she internet access thanks to a pay-as-you-go mobile hotspot all that is about to change.

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The Queen of The South Section 8 Living is preparing to not only drop a novel but also a new album. Say what you will, but there are enough people to fill a Howard Johnson banquet room who are brimming with excitement.

Yes, You Care: Tamar Braxton Isn’t A Fan of Sideline Hoes

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Everyone is a fan of the side chick when it comes to watching them get their backs blown out on the regular via reality television, but when it comes everyday life . . . well, that’s a different story.

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When it comes to sideline hoes prospering, part time stunt queen, full time muppet Tamar Braxton has reached her breaking point. In the recent weeks, she has been venting her frustrations all over social media.

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Lets all join hands, sway side to side, and hum the opening to “It’s Yo Thang” by Mercedes as we dive into the foolishness.

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