[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah! - Part 4


The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Bobby + Alicia

Good ol’ mom and dad! The King of Rocks & Blunts and his radiant queen looked like the picture of sobriety at EBT’s Creme of the Crop post-award show dinner at Mr. Chows [view more flicks from the event]. Leave a positive mark on the internets today by saying something nice about these two wonderful individuals! Flick via The House of Bitchie.



Star Tracks: Usher + Uncle Karl

Usher

When the news of Michael Jackson’s passing hit on Thursday I automatically assumed that Usher would be apart of an all-star tribute to the icon at the 2009 EBT Awards but when he appeared on Larry King Live sitting alongside Liza Minelli in France the following night I canned the idea. Tameka’s former sponsor spent his Sunday kicking it with Uncle Karl at the Dior show at Paris Fashion Week instead. He spoke to MTV on Tuesday about the impact The King of Pop had on him as an artist.

“He influenced me in so many ways, more than just music … as a humanitarian, as a philanthropist, as an artist, as an individual who transcended culture. I wouldn’t be who I am today without Michael Jackson,” Usher said. “They say if you ever want to be great, you’ve got to study who the greats studied, so, of course, I studied his moves — studied them down to a T. But there was much more to him than that. Really, he created an eclectic style of life and, throughout the years, from his childhood to his adulthood, he managed to continue to be successful, but also to continue to push the limits and push everyone’s expectations.”

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WHY WON’T MO’NIQUE LET HERSELF BE GREAT?!

Mo’Nique performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City as apart of the Soul Summer series last week. No matter how much want to give my Team Chunk sister credit for wanting to trim away the fat I will never be able to do so because she won’t allow herself to be great. I don’t know why she refuses to take of that shit but I guess it’s just one of those things in life that isn’t going to change any time soon.

You will be able to catch her along with her wolf pussy legs nightly on her hour long talk and variety show on BET this fall. Expect plenty of  jokes about why skinny women are evil and assorted niggatry.

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Your Two Cents Required: Parental Advisory

Child\'s Play

Wheelchair Jimmy is ready for his close up!

Watching Lil’ Wayne rap about filet mignoning New New and Nivea’s pussies and harmonizing about fucking every girl in the world while his adolescent daughter bopped around stage was one of the most devastating moments from the this year’s EBT Awards. I wanted Don Cornelius to come back out on stage and give Young Money a lashing about the good ol’ days but that means the show would still be airing live right now.

Sources tell Sandra Rose that the reason for Weezy’s daughter Reginae was on stage was because she was unable to accompany her pops on stage while he accepted the award for Fucking The Most Random Women Ever To Appear On A Cover of Sister 2 Sister [maybe next year Soullow] and wanted to make it up to the youngin. Do you think Lil’ Wayne did the right thing as a parent?

I’m Just Saying . . .

Flavor Man

You know how there is always at least one junkie [past or present] relative who breaks your heart when they go ape shit at the funeral because they just can’t deal? Flavor Flav would be him. He talked to the media about the passing of Michael Jackson earlier this week after not being allowed to enter the estate on Thursday. Bless his heart if its coming from a genuine place.

“Music has lost a king, music has lost an icon, music has lost a friend,” he said, his eyes welling up with tears. “It’s unbelievable, but we don’t have any choice but to believe it.”

He said Jackson was the muse for music that’s being created today.

“God needed an extra angel, so he came and got Michael to work for him,” Flav said.

He said Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson’s brother, took him to his first black rodeo.

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