Thanks For Clearing That One Up

Back in the day [read: 2002] Brandy announced she’d secretly wed some music producer no one had ever heard of named Robert Smith the year before - just four months before giving birth to their baby girl, Sy’rai. The happily married couple even fronted for cameras on the MTV series Brandy: A Special Delivery, which documented their daughter’s birth.

After the couple called it quits in 2003, Ol’ Bucky Beaver went running his trap and told a radio station the marriage never happened, much to Mama Sonya’s chagrin.

“I lied because of the fear of what people would think and the pressure to be a good role model,” Norwood, 29, reveals to Us Weekly in her first interview on the topic.

“Our relationship was very real, we just weren’t legally married,” she adds.

Norwood also admits she kept her daughter in the dark about the 2006 multicar collision she was involved in that left a 38-year-old woman dead.

“It was a very tough time, and I still have never talked about it with Sy’rai,” she says. “I had to be a mother and stay strong for her. I’d cry when she’d go to sleep so she wouldn’t see me like that - I had a responsibility to her.” [continue reading]

Its okay Brandy. Everybody who tuned into your little show knew something in the milk wasn’t clean the first time the camera panned in on Robert’s face, we were just waiting on you to confirm.

Greeter at Wal-Mart game proper.

Although hat boy set my window licker radar off like a troop of screeching banshees I was curious to know if what my best friend told me in my pubescent years about boys in special ed having a big peen was true.

If so, I understand the dynamic of the hook up.

Quick Quotes

NeNe Wendy Williams

“I’m not surprised that Anderson Cooper is talking about me! Wouldn’t you talk about me? I’m not surprised. Anderson Cooper is gorgeous. He is THE silver fox, and I just wish he’d come over on this side of the street. And come over here and talk to me! Wendy Williams talks about me every single week. She sent messages to me. She said if she had to be any housewife it would be me. I’m not surprised. She has to change a few of her ways herself. We have a lot of celebrity people reaching out to us.”

- - NeNe explains it all

Now That’s Some Cold Shit

Take Me Instead Lord!

Italian artist Marco Perego is currently displaying a life size statue of Amy Wino lying on the ground in a puddle of blood with a shot in the dome. The perp responsible for the crime? American author William S. Borroughs.

The artwork also has a mask of Minnie Mouse next to the fallen body of Amy, that, according to the artist, is a reference to a YouTube video where the singer appears playing with a rat along with the musician and friend Pete Doherty. Perego affirms that the artwork is a “kind of a tribute” to rock stars like Amy Winehouse, that, according to him “are the sacrificial animals of society”. Amy, as well as Borroughs, is known for the use of drugs and alcohol. A spokesman of the singer said that the artwork displayed in New York is “funny”. “It’s a funny kind of tribute. The artist seems in thrall to a tabloid persona that is not the real Amy. People often use her image to sell their work”, said the spokesman to the British periodical “The Times”. [source]

*Eli Porter stare*

I don’t know about you but crackheads always make me feel artistic. I’m going to look for a muse today to vacuum out my car.

Nobody better throw Bobby Brown under the bus like this. I’m not trying to see the kang sprawled out in his drawls face down with Superhead standing behind him with a plastic bag from Costco. It just wouldn’t be appropriate.

Toss Her In Boys

Madonna + Rihanna Madonna

Oh Madge, you’re the hole-in-one prostitute look does nothing for you. The kids at the Kabalah center are already whispering about your rapidly dissolving marriage, lets not give them anything additional to talk about. I wish there was a way we could see the expression of Alien Princess Ri Ri’s face! The side-eye stand off that is going on is priceless. Broad is probably thinking “and I thought I was different.”

More pictures of Rihanna, Mary J. Blige, and Timbaland at Gucci’s Tattoo Heart Collection launch under the hood.

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In Case You Missed It: ReRe The Body DWTS

Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.

Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!

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