They say the most beautiful part of a woman’s body is her smile so when I saw these lovely pics of ‘The Talk’ host Sherly Underwood and her impressive gum to teeth ratio I figured she has been wrongfully left off of Maxim Hot 100 list for the last decade.
Say something nice about the comedienne and if you can relate it to her saying “I will suck the skin off your dick” in the classic hood film ‘I Got The Hook Up’ you will earn extra brownie points!
On The Scene At TV Guide Magazine Annual Hot List Party
I’m pretty sure you all have probably already seen this video by now but I refuse to run the risk of knowing that I was not active in spreading this fuckery to the masses, so here it is again. It’s right up there with “She Da Wettest In The Building.”
The glowsticks don’t fall too far from the tree. Are you feeling Jada Pinkett Smith‘s latest mane move? The actress was on hand for the Equality Now ‘Make Equality Reality’ event in Beverly Hills on Monday night (November 4).
Have you ever been so overcome with joy that you had to snatch your own damn wig? I’ve done this on several occasions, most recently when I saw the hot sign on and popping outside Krispy Kreme last week. I let out an Albertina Walker high note and hit a u-turn.
But I digress.
That’s what happen to your Auntie Aliaya (reppin’ The Bay Area, hoe) on the episode of ‘The Price Is Right’ that aired Monday morning. You just don’t understand how much this moment has made my entire life.
I turned off all the lights in my house and peaked through the blinds when the subject line “New Music: Eddie Murphy - Promise (You Won’t Break My Heart)” hit my inbox.
I will never forget what this country did to our civil right leaders so I know what it is capable of doing to my Black ass through the power of music. My conspiracy theory is that a sniper was waiting in the wings for me to fling my door open and run out of my house screaming bloody murder into the night’s sky as I covered my ears just like this. Too fast for the feds, too cocky for the cops.
According to his reps, Donkey’s upcoming album tentatively titled 9 “highlights the range of Murphy’s musical talent, which encompasses a wealth of influences that zips across a wide variety of music genres.” I’ll let Black Twitter be the judge of that. Skeet or delete?
There’s a meeting in my bedroom and the hands-on conference call happens to be my box. I don’t need your judgement because for the record:
Billy Ocean, pictured above rocking London’s O2 Arena last week, has been that dude, is that dude and will continue to be that dude for the job. Just ask your auntie that hosts rent parties disguised as spades tournaments every month.