Will you just take a look at what the flop dragged in. The woman who has been accused by gossip rags as being Jay-Z’s mistress released a new video for her single “Sorry Mrs. Carter” this week.
On the track, struggle rapper Liv maintains that although she and Hova “never screwed” that the pair “connected on some hip-hop shit.” In fact, he still thinks about the bond they once shared to this very day. How special.
The song features a gang of lazy and uninspired references to lyrics from Jay-Z’s rhyme catalog that makes the wordplay Chief Keef displayed on “Fuck Rehab” sound like it belongs on, well, a Jay-Z song. I’ll never under-appreciate your gifts ever again, Keith.
“Time to tell these young girls some real shit. Time to tell them how you became a wife. Come on now. Serfborts? Monica Lewinsky? Why don’t you tell these girls how to be wise? Why don’t you tell these girls how to act around your husband?,” Karlie Redd’s protege quips before informing listeners that “the invasion has begun.”
Vivica A. Fox‘s BlackPeopleMeet.com headline now proudly reads “these breasts may be 5, but this mouth is 50!” The actress is one step closer to the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral
and one step away from being the old thot in club.
Surrounding herself with such Hollywood elite as Tara Reid and Tamala Jones, the real Aunt Viv brought in being half a century old at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles on Saturday night (August 2). Also spotted on the scene: Brandy, Tisha Campbell Martin and husband Duane, Tichina Arnold, Star Jones, Elise Neal, Tatyana Ali, Shaun Robinson and Michael Jai White.
Here’s to hope that she lends her twerking services to the BET Hip Hop Awards this year as a reminder that this cougar is still on the prowl like her line sister Karlie Redd.
My neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.
The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.
Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?
I’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”