If you ditched last night’s True Life shenanigans on Twitter to catch up on RuPaul’s Drag Race on VH1 uninterrupted [I had to do the same for The Bad Girls Club reunion] you missed out on 36 flavors of fuckery, a very serious offense that carries up to 6 months in the wig crypt. I’m not sure who kicked off the proceedings but I went ham sandwich with it for about two hours.
This is the last ass twerkin’ video this week, I promise. I wouldn’t be doing the universe right if I didn’t pass this one along though. It is my most sincere wish that you too find yourself hypnotized by his nut sack and dreads after watching.
Drugs and alcohol never appealed to former NBA player Winston Bennett but the hot pursuit of pussy was another story. All. Trina. Rashes. Everything.
Check out his stats:
In an interview with ESPN’s “Outside the Lines,” Bennett details his sex addiction, explaining that he slept with 90 women per month before he got married — and approximately half that total after his wedding.
He says he would meet the women seemingly anywhere: “Malls, restaurants — let’s not forget — prostitutes, massage parlors.” His obsession with sex occupied huge swaths of time. “I spent a great deal of time either having sex, cruising for sex, calling for sex, looking for sex,” Bennett told ESPN. He “very seldom” used protection.
Bennett’s basketball career afforded him an “unbelievable” dating life. “One was never enough,” he said. “Three or four in a day was very typical for me.” Just one day after getting married, Bennett says he slept with another woman, and he later gave his wife two sexually transmitted diseases
And that was just the dick tip of the iceberg. Watch and be amazed as one man tells his tale of beating tails.
Side eye back story: This is a funny Facebook pic I came across, it was taken at Wooddale High’s Senior Breakfast (yea, the school near the McDonald’s in Memphis known for the tranny drive-thru fight lol). The girl, Evelyn is doing the most side-eying dude.
- – Andrea
Once upon a time in a land far far away called Adolescence I knew a girl name that insisted every opportunity she could that her name was pronounced Kour-tah-nae.
One day when I called her house and asked to speak to her about a school project her mother said [while rolling her eyes no doubt] “Who is that? There is a Courtney that lives here!” and that was that.
The bitch lied. And for what?
Which brings me to Stacey Dash. During her appearance on The Wendell Williams Show on Friday she said that she was next in line for a plate at the VH1 celebrity soup kitchen.
The bitch lied. And for what?
According to Wendy a rep from the network called her up shortly after the show aired to say “Ugh, as if!,” remarking that while a pilot was shot that it was not picked up. I’m going to give Stacey the benefit of the doubt and say that she might have been the last to know. Either way its never too late to run through the airport with Kanye for a check again.
If you see a creole hanging their head in sorrow today know that it has nothing to do with Queen Crab Etouffee offering her sacred honey bun to an unworthy trout and everything to do with the following.
If parts of the new Lady Gaga/Beyoncé Video Telephone ring a bell with gay porn fans, it’s because two high-profile gay porn movies (Big Rig from Buckshot and Dare from Falcon) were filmed on the very same set. We hope they wiped off Jason Crew’s butt juice off this banquette before Beyoncé sat in it.
You can read more about the connection over at The Gossip Jacker [NSFW] but please be advised of Jason Colby Taylor’s sausage vying for a spotlight on Food Network. Guys Big Bite, indeed!
After receiving thousands of tips regarding her delicate situation Trap Jesus was finally able to get through to Kelis and convince her to ditch the gray tinted hair. The war against blinding glowsticks hasn’t come to an end [it probably never will ] but this small battle is over.
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