Lookin’ Ass Christians: Nicki Minaj’s Mom Drops Gospel Song

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Nicki Minaj’s mother, Carol Maraj, managed to find her way inside a studio, recording a gospel track. This “Gullah Gullah Island” praise and worship mash-up is dedicated especially to all you women of the cloth who get a little too friendly while giving male church members hugs.

Now, if Mama Joyce would finally drop a diss record aimed at Todd over a Zaytoven beat.

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No, You Don’t Care: Big Sean And Naya Rivera Call Off Engagement

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Tumblr users between the ages of 12-17 have been placed on short term suicide watch. Team Puppy Love power couple Big Sean and Naya Rivera have called off their engagement.

Fun Fact: This is the first time I’ve typed both of their names this year.

“After careful thought and much consideration, Sean has made the difficult decision to call the wedding off,” a rep for the rapper told Us on Wednesday (April 9), confirming rumors of a split. “The recent rumors and accusations reported by so called or fake sources are simply untrue. Sean wishes Naya nothing but the best and it is still his hope that they can continue to work through their issues privately. We will not be commenting again on this matter.”

If you have an overactive imagination like me, you probably pictured their break-up like the following scene from the movie ‘Pootie Tang.’

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Face of The Day: Roseanne

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Just like a fine bottle of Alize, white trash treasure Roseanne gets better with time.

Wearing all black and stacked in an easy access tunic top that was just waiting to be raised by a summer breeze to expose her bare backside (until she decided to wear pants) and a pair of leopard print gloves, Roseanne’s red carpet fashion statement was an understated tribute to Todd Smith. “Back seat of my jeep, let’s swing an episode.”

I advise you to watch your man while in her presence.

Bargain Bin Steal: Queen Latifah And Centric Revive ‘Single Ladies’ For Fourth Season

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Just like the painful reminder of your hoe tendencies that goes by the name of Herpes, everyone’s least favorite show ‘Single Ladies’ keeps popping up just when you think it’s gone forever.
After being dropped from VH1, Queen Latifah‘s Flavor Unit is developing all-new episodes for Centric. You know, the network that isn’t apart of anybody’s cable package.

“We are thrilled to be working once again with Flavor Unit Entertainment and Queen Latifah. She does it all and we are happy to have her join us as a creative force as we continue to grow Centric into a premiere destination for African-American women. We couldn’t be more excited about what’s ahead,” BET Networks chairman and CEO Debra  Lee said in a press release.

Under the deal, Flavor Unit, which is owned by Queen Latifah and her partner Shakim Compere, will produce new shows in addition to the Atlanta-based scripted show for Centric. The network also will begin airing episodes of the budding media maven’s syndicated daytime talk show in prime time.

Irrelevancy, Table For One: Kenya Moore Accused of Faking Dog’s Death

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Between finding her African prince boyfriend via the spam folder of her Hotmail account to pretending she actually has a Wikipedia page that she didn’t edit herself, it’s not hard at all shocking to hear that Kenya Moore is being accused of faking the death of her pet dog for ratings.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge: Watch Ashanti Perform “I Got It” On The Queen Latifah Show

With a brand new album to push (shouts out to her little sister Shia for hitting the streets to slang copies), Black Fran Drescher is in full promo swing. Well, that’s when she isn’t displaying chickenhead-esque behavior in regard to her on-again-off-again-oh-who-gives-a-shit-its-2014 relationship with Nelly, but that’s a post for another day.

Watch Ashanti hit the stage on ‘The Queen Latifah Show’ to perform her single “I Got It” by pressing play.