One of the main benefits (okay, only) of choosing not to swallow is being able to take cute baby bump pictures like Amina Buddafly does while spending her days on Instagram until the new season of ‘Love & Hip Hop Damn Atlanta Not Back Yet, Who Are These Niggas?’ starts filming.
I’m sure she has a baby registry at Target or Burlington Coat so I personally challenge you all to be good sports. Buy her a gift and write it off as charitable donation on your taxes.
The ancient spirits occupying Gucci Mane’s trap house catacombs in East Atlanta have been restless since he pushed a woman out of his moving Hummer in 2011.
With shoulders strong enough to lighten this burden (and carry several bales of cotton), NeNe Leakes soothed their souls by performing a tribal thot dance to Beyonce’s “Grown Woman” for Week 4 on ‘Dancing With The Stars’.
Every morning Fantasia hums the melody to “Project Bitch” while sniff testing the panties in her dirty clothes basket before beginning her daily life mission of being every dope boy’s dream girl. Until you can find a man who can give you dick on the regular and a discount on your T-Mobile bill, I need you not to judge the queen, thanks.
This week’s Throwback Thursday selection highlights her friendship with ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Kandi Burruss. As you have probably already assumed, the two friends know how to have a good time.
When reports began circulating that Tasia Mae got loose on the devil’s juice at Kandi’s wedding and called Kandi “the realest bitch” and “my motherfucking friend” during her colorful toast at the reception, I gave myself on of those Mo’Nique hugs and smiled to the powers above.
A rep for Kandi commented on the situation saying that she laughed her big ass off at Fantasia’s speech and the two had a blast at the wedding.
Nicki Minaj’s mother, Carol Maraj, managed to find her way inside a studio, recording a gospel track. This “Gullah Gullah Island” praise and worship mash-up is dedicated especially to all you women of the cloth who get a little too friendly while giving male church members hugs.
Now, if Mama Joyce would finally drop a diss record aimed at Todd over a Zaytoven beat.
Tumblr users between the ages of 12-17 have been placed on short term suicide watch. Team Puppy Love power couple Big Sean and Naya Rivera have called off their engagement.
Fun Fact: This is the first time I’ve typed both of their names this year.
“After careful thought and much consideration, Sean has made the difficult decision to call the wedding off,” a rep for the rapper told Us on Wednesday (April 9), confirming rumors of a split. “The recent rumors and accusations reported by so called or fake sources are simply untrue. Sean wishes Naya nothing but the best and it is still his hope that they can continue to work through their issues privately. We will not be commenting again on this matter.”
If you have an overactive imagination like me, you probably pictured their break-up like the following scene from the movie ‘Pootie Tang.’
Just like a fine bottle of Alize, white trash treasure Roseanne gets better with time.
Wearing all black and stacked in an easy access tunic top that was just waiting to be raised by a summer breeze to expose her bare backside (until she decided to wear pants) and a pair of leopard print gloves, Roseanne’s red carpet fashion statement was an understated tribute to Todd Smith. “Back seat of my jeep, let’s swing an episode.”
I advise you to watch your man while in her presence.