Quick Flicks: If RuPaul Were A Boy
With enough bass in his walk to heal the world and make it a better place RuPaul made an appearance at Borders to sign copies of his book Workin’ It. Between me and you I’d much rather see him drag.
Friday Fuckery: YouTube Clip of the Day With A Twist of Zest
If I didn’t know any better I would say that this was lost footage of the bitter bitch from my high school’s attendance window but I do. Never was she this put together.
But I digress.
Rodney Jackson [no relation to Marlon] is a student of the Jennifer Holiday School of Hollering and Shit. His dumpster diving cover of Brian McKnight’s “One Last Cry” proves that just because you belt out a song with the type of raw emotion that only excessive estrogen levels can provide it doesn’t always make the performance grand.
I could see him performing this tonight on BET’s Help For Haiti telethon, though.
No Hate Today: Gird Your Loins, Mama Tina Is Loose
Spies on the scene at the party for Queen Lobster Bisque’s fragrance launch party on Tuesday night say that not only did Mama Tina keep her back field in motion all evening but her time spent on the dance floor was with a much younger man.If a willing participant wishes to subject themselves to that dark underworld of black magic and bad designs who am I to hate? Her kids are grown and on their own any how.
Mathew is now another story.
Is Relevancy That Hard To Come By? Apparently So.
Like many I couldn’t restain myself from watching the red carpet train wreck between VH1 former reality contestants Poprah and Danger when I saw it posted yesterday on several of my favorite gossip sites. Don’t judge me.
The Lane Bryant answer to Omarosa reached out to my good friend Michael Arceneaux to give her take of the events that went down the night of her Haiti benefit event.
“They trying to make it like Poprah is just a bully against this little crazy girl who just needs some help,” said Poprah who reached out to me to offer her side of the story on the alleged “beef” between her and fellow VH1 reality star, Danger.
As reported yesterday, Danger arrived at a benefit event for Haiti at the Laugh Factory Poprah hosted and caused a scene with eccentric antics that’s since become her trademark.
Poprah says before the show even got started she found Danger sitting on stage talking with the audience.
She says she initially played along but noticed Danger didn’t want to exit the stage. For those that wondered why she didn’t call security, Poprah pointed out: “No one ever came because they thought it was an act, like a routine that we made it but I don’t know this b*tch and I never met her a day in my life.”
Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere Game Proper
Skid Row’s highest ranking official Quween on the Scene was photographed being cuffed by the pigs yesterday after offering her posarassi protection services to LeAnn Rimes.
The country singer had no interest in being photographed as she exited a medical building in Beverly Hills [her vag was probably showing another re-run of The Itchy & Scratchy Show] so our savior in tattered clothing did what any other hero would do and stepped in. Next thing you know Jake had her ass hemmed up. What part of the game is this?
This incident is where I draw the line in the sand! I’m trying to put the wheels in motion to host a telethon with T-Baby next month to raise awareness about this shit right now.
This Just In: Hoe Shit At A Pool Party Is Nothing New, Especially In Miami
I don’t know why heads are shocked that Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed was filmed participating at a pool party pussy popping contestant for free tickets to watch the Haylie Duff of the NBA play since I thought it was common knowledge that she would sell her soul for the last piece of 3-day old fat back melting away on the kitchen counter. Holding tragic females to a high standard is a waste of time and energy, especially when you could be doing some hoe shit yourself.
Now get on your knees and scruuuub the ground. I got a $10 Sonic’s gift card on deck, and I’m ready to slide it down some butt cheeks Tip Drill style.
Quick Flicks: Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam
Rihanna took to the stage at VH1’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night wearing a catsuit reminiscent of the designs Flo Jo made famous back during her career as a track and field star. Other performers at the Nick Cannon hosted Super Bowl weekend kick-off concert include tween sensation Justin Biebler, Young Jeezy, Timbaland, Keri Hilson, and Jo Jo.
