If The Opportunity Ever Presented Itself Jada Fire Would Squirt In Rihanna’s Mouth

Jada Fire 600 If The Opportunity Ever Presented Itself Jada Fire Would Squirt In Rihannas Mouth

Since I’m never going to be invited to be a keynote speaker at a women’s empowerment luncheon, what the hell.

Legendary adult film star Jada Fire did an interview recently where she talked about blah, blah, blah and yadda, yadda, yadda. Somewhere in the True Stories Radio interview, the topic of Rihanna came up and Jada pretty much let it be known that she’s more than parched for the Bajan bad gyal. “I’d probably make love to her. I can’t do her like that. She too beautiful,” Jada replied when asked whether she’d take it rough with the “S&M” singer. However, the retired pornstar isn’t above splashing into Rih Rih’s mouth. When the interviewer asked whether she’d perform her famous “squirting” trick, Jada – with her eyes closed – let out a sultry “hmm mmm” before going on about wanting to use a strap-on on Rih. | Smoking Section

Rihanna Keeps It Comfy In The Big Apple

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Quick Quotes: What Old People Think About Gay Sex

Imagine how amazing it would be if your Memaw looked at you with adoration in her eyes during a ‘The Price Is Right’ commercial break and said, ”You can have a really wonderful experience in life being a slut.”

YouTube sensation Davey Wavey asked senior citizens coolin’ it at the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center about their opinions on gay sex, and as expected their responses were everything you could want out of this life. Note: Not all of the seniors in this clip identify as LGBT.

House Mother Kanye Hypes ‘SNL’ Appearance By Wearing A Band-Aid

kanye bandaid House Mother Kanye Hypes SNL Appearance By Wearing A Band Aid

If we ever end up in a classroom environment together I’m making it my business to knock House Mother Kanye‘s back issues of V Magazine off his desk with the swing of my ass on my way to the pencil sharpener. I’m wide and petty enough to do it, why not?

Just wanted to put that out there.

In a new promo for his ‘Saturday Night Live’ appearance, HMK wears a band-aid over his forehead boo boo as a — wait for it — reference to his much publicized stunt queen fail last week when he walked into a street sign while out with his baby mama. Should’ve kept his eye on the prize.

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The Few, The Proud, The Redbone: Drake Soaks Up The Sun In Miami

drake The Few, The Proud, The Redbone: Drake Soaks Up The Sun In Miami

It’s OVO and SPF15. If you have ever longed to witness Drake bask in the rays of the sun like a massive whale washed up on shore — hey girlah!

Arbor Mist Papi was photographed poolside yesterday surrounded by a bevy of young tenders in Uncle Luke Country.

Mane Moves: Missy Elliott’s Goku Mullet Drives The Ladies Wild In Las Vegas

missy elliott vegas Mane Moves: Missy Elliotts Goku Mullet Drives The Ladies Wild In Las Vegas

Now that Mother Nature has opened up her steaming gap your broad ain’t going to know how to act.

Stud Nation, if you ever walk in from a long day at work only to find a pan of half eaten Stouffer’s three cheese lasagna sitting on the counter and your lady friend reciting Missy Elliott‘s comeback lines from “There Ain’t Nothing Out There” quietly collect your belongings and exit the residence. You have been dropped from the roster.

Waiting literally in the wings of your apartment complex to take full advantage of your chick being off her leash? This right here. And judging by the looks of things she has already started up. Missy had the Facebook baby mama’s screaming last night (May 16) while giving a special performance in Las Vegas.

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