‘Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’ Karlie Redd joined Beenie Man for a live performance of what is sure to become my next online banking password reminder at Aurum Lounge in Atlanta. Watch the dynamic duo perform “Got The Draws” after the jump.

The defining moment of my career has arrived. Remind me to leave a link to this post on my mama’s Facebook wall.

If you look closely you can see Joseline Hernandez and K. Michelle shading the entire fuck out of something or someone. We belong together. After the performance, Karlie and Joseline got into a fight in the parking lot.

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In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.

In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.

Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.

Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles

To be held at friend Shelli Azoff’s – wife of HMK’s former manager and Kris Jenner’s best friend –  Beverly Hills home, the lavish party’s dress code is “garden chic.” Cocaine white Chinese slippers from the beauty supply store it is!

Little Known Black History Fact: Kelly Rowland calls her fans Rowland Stones. There’s a GIF for that.

The buzz around the wig crypt this morning is that Kelandria has rescheduled selected dates on her upcoming summer tour with The-Dream to work around her new gig as a judge on ‘The X-Factor’ so she can get to these dollars.

Idolator reports, “While five shows will still proceed as planned, a number of stops have been rescheduled: Kansas City, Missouri; Boston, Massachusetts; Jackson, Mississippi; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Cleveland, Ohio; and Cincinnati, Ohio. If you live in one of those cities, Kelly Rowland does not love you as much as she loves the rest of her Rowland Stones.”

“Although the tour had to be rescheduled because of X Factor, I’m looking forward to bringing you guys a bigger and better show,” Kizzy said in a statement to the Rowland Stones.

Teddy Ruxpin to make solo appearances in support of his new album, ‘IV Play.’

You can sweep up the confetti from the celebration parade now, Nixon Knowles.

All it takes is a family member following you around with a flip-cam and a few poorly-lit confessionals on your sofa and you too can have your own reality series. Just ask Mickey “Memphitz” Wright and his wife Toya Wright.

It has been speculated by your cousins living outside I-285 for a while now that the couple has been filming a reality show showcasing their life as a blended family, and now a sneak peek at the forthcoming series, tentatively titled ‘Toya & Memphitz: Crazy In Love’, has surfaced.

Will the show prove that The Harrises aren’t the only family capable of getting their hustle on? Probably not, but we will be sure to wish them the best the next time we spot them in the food court at South Dekalb Mall. Unless you are K. Michelle go ahead and hit play after the jump.

With no details on which network picked up the show or when it will air, it’s safe to assume the show is still being shopped.  Would you watch ‘Crazy in Love’?

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In a post-election statement on her Facebook page, defeated North Miami mayoral candidate Anna Pierre said that the city chose the Devil over Jesus earlier this month. Divine backing or not, the registered nurse finished last among the seven candidates with 56 votes, or just 0.83 percent. Deaaaaaad giveaway.

“My Jesus has control over my life & the title of mayor doesn’t define who I am as a person,” Pierre wrote. “North Miami chose ‘Luciefer’ (sic) over Jesus. Thank you for your trust and support, your financial contribution, and most importantly – your prayers! I have lost a hard fought battle but not a war.”

Pierre, who was a pop sensation in Haiti back in the 90′s, previously claimed that opponents had left dolls with needles at the front of her home, in an attempt to perform a voodoo hex against her. Jesus, hold my Baby Phat clutch.

“They claimed I only have 56 votes – you can believe them if you want – I know they are corrupted and some members of the current administration were ready to do anything to have their protege elected to (perhaps) prevent their butt from going to jail in the near future,” Pierre wrote in her message that was also sent out via a mass email.

Get into her.