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	<title>[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!</title>
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		<title>Style Jury: Amber Rose</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/style-jury-21/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[From The Fabulous Desk of Freshdre Leon Talley]]></category>

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Just when you thought you had hip hop own&#8217;s glowstick carrying version of Pretty Woman all figured out she switches it up on you! Girl, you so different! Amber Rose didn&#8217;t have to do much work to make the paparazzi take notice as she strutted in front of Villa last night wearing a lovely Kyle [...]]]></description>
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<p>Just when you thought you had hip hop own&#8217;s glowstick carrying version of Pretty Woman all figured out she switches it up on you! Girl, you so different! Amber Rose didn&#8217;t have to do much work to make the paparazzi take notice as she strutted in front of Villa last night wearing a lovely Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket and an attention grabbing outfit complete with a pair of neon tights. Glow in the dark, bitches.</p>
<p>Oh, and I think she might have done a little something different with her hair. <span style="color: #ffcc00;">What&#8217;s your verdict? </span></p>
<h3 style="border: 0px solid GOLD; padding: 10px; width: 570px; font-family: sans-serif; font-weight: bold; text-transform: capitalize; text-align: center; background-color: #2b2929;"><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/">VIEW GALLERY</a></h3>
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		<title>Candids: Amber Rose At Villa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/amber_rose_11_wenn2489028/' title='Amber Rose'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/amber_rose_11_wenn2489028.thumbnail.jpg" width="140" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/amber-rose/' title='Amber Rose'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/amber_rose_12_wenn2489029.thumbnail.jpg" width="138" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/arose070209_04_x171/' title='Amber Rose'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arose070209_04_x171.thumbnail.jpg" width="135" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/amber-rose-2/' title='Amber Rose'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/amber_rose_14_wenn2489031.thumbnail.jpg" width="133" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/candids-amber-rose-villa/amber-rose-4/' title='Amber Rose'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arose070209_01_x17.thumbnail.jpg" width="132" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>

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		<title>Friday Fuckery: Flick of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/friday-fuckery-flick-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Lip biting animal! Lip biting animal!
The wind was blowing, the kids were singing, people was dancing and shit! The energy inside the Apollo Theater during a tribute to Michael Jackson earlier this week was so high that the usually reserved Al Sharpton jooked on stage like he was at a block party in Opa-Locka with [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZtZ4bQ4Wjk">Lip biting animal! Lip biting animal!</a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The wind was blowing, the kids were singing, people was dancing and shit! The energy inside the Apollo Theater during a tribute to Michael Jackson earlier this week was so high that the usually reserved Al Sharpton jooked on stage like he was at a block party in Opa-Locka with Cousin Pam for the entire world to see. Who would&#8217;ve ever thunk ol Uncle Al&#8217;s sticking and rolling game would be proper? <span style="color: #ffcc00;">If someone has the video to this please post it in the comments!</span></p>
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		<title>Quick Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/03/quick-quotes-145/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Christina Milian: A lot of people been saying that we set up some. Like, please. We shop everyday. We live in Hollywood. We live in New York. We’re everywhere all the time, so it’s not like there aren’t people just following you or just popping up at your hotel or wherever you’re gonna be. It’s [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Christina Milian:</span> A lot of people been saying that we set up some. Like, please. We shop everyday. We live in Hollywood. We live in New York. We’re everywhere all the time, so it’s not like there aren’t people just following you or just popping up at your hotel or wherever you’re gonna be. It’s kinda crazy, but we don’t look for that stuff. We’re just living, being regular.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">The Dream: </span>True. Because, at the end of the day, Hollywood is her territory, her being an actress. So most of the time they’re probably looking for her and just somehow figured out who I was, like, “Oh that the nigga from, you know.”</p></blockquote>
<p>- - Christina Milian and The Dream try to <a href="http://blogs.bet.com/music/soundOff/the-dream-fabolous-cover-august-issue-of-xxl/#more-1570">defend</a> their whoring for propaganda</p>
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		<title>Style File: Hair It Is</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Hair usually isn&#8217;t thought of as much of an accessory but it can definitely make or break a look.  There were many head turning do&#8217;s on the red carpet at the EBT Awards on Sunday but none quite matched the awesomeness of Lil&#8217; Mama&#8217;s complicated coif. BV&#8217;s Hair Talk has step-by-step instructions on  recreating the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Hair usually isn&#8217;t thought of as much of an accessory but it can definitely make or break a look.  There were many head turning do&#8217;s on the red carpet at the EBT Awards on Sunday but none quite matched the awesomeness of Lil&#8217; Mama&#8217;s complicated coif. <a href="http://www.bvhairtalk.com/2009/07/01/lil-mamas-bet-hair-how-tos/">BV&#8217;s Hair Talk</a> has step-by-step instructions on  recreating the style for those of you who want to land a coveted spot up in my inbox under the Come And Get Your Cousins Please filter.</p>
<p>Take a look back at the good, the bad, and the you know you dead azz wrong [Plug!] under the cut.</p>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088740_016/' title='Keyshia Cole + Monica'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088740_016bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="159" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088742_043/' title='Paula Patton'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088742_043bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="150" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088743_009/' title='Amber Rose + Kanye'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088743_009bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="164" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088743_025/' title='Ne-Yo + His Girlfriend'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088743_025bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="151" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088743_040/' title='Taraji P. Henson'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088743_040bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="162" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_013/' title='Alicia Keys'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_013bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="158" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_014/' title='Keri Hilson'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_014bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="132" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_082/' title='Mario'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_082bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="163" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_035/' title='Estelle'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_035bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="149" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_065/' title='Melody Thornton'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_065bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="148" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/style-file-short-long/gas2088786_080/' title='Chaka Khan'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gas2088786_080bro.thumbnail.jpg" width="163" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
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		<title>Quick Flicks: Stephen Hill + Steve Rifkind&#8217;s EBT After-Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s been almost a week since EBT&#8217;s catastrophe of a production but the residue from the fuckery is still washing up on shore. Here are some pictures via Ozone from Stephen Hill &#38; Steve Rifkind&#8217;s post-party at Union Station.
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<p>It&#8217;s been almost a week since EBT&#8217;s catastrophe of a production but the residue from the fuckery is still washing up on shore. Here are some pictures <a href="http://www.ozonemag.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=530527&amp;g2_highlightId=530537">via Ozone</a> from Stephen Hill &amp; Steve Rifkind&#8217;s post-party at Union Station.</p>

<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_22_/' title='Toya'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_22_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_27_/' title='Big Tigger + Shawn Merriman'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_27_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_30_/' title='The Fonz'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_30_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_39_/' title='TV Johnny!'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_39_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_51_/' title='Angel Lola Luv or whatever'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_51_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/quick-flicks-stephen-hill-steve-rifkinds-ebt-afterparty/1984-_52_/' title='Jazze Pha'><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1984-_52_.thumbnail.jpg" width="146" height="220" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" /></a>

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		<title>Brazen Beauties: Nona Jackson</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/brazen-beauties-nona-jackson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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The baddest bitch is back, she&#8217;s reloaded, and she&#8217;s killing you hoes all while looking thicker than some 3 day old cold grits. She&#8217;s also getting to the money. Well, at least trying to.
Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who has previously claimed to not only to be married married to but also given birth to [...]]]></description>
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<p>The baddest bitch is back, she&#8217;s reloaded, and she&#8217;s killing you hoes all while looking thicker than some 3 day old cold grits. She&#8217;s also getting to the money. Well, at least trying to.</p>
<p>Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who has previously claimed to not only to be married married to but also given birth to upwards of 15 children fathered by Michael Jackson, filed a motion to be put in control of the King of Pop&#8217;s estate.</p>
<p>In a 93-page document filed Wednesday afternoon, Nona requested &#8220;that all my husband&#8217;s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately.&#8221; She also made the bizarre demand that &#8220;my husband&#8217;s body must be returned to the coroner&#8217;s body or the mortuary immediately.&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Well cot damn, there must be two sides! I doubt if MJ ever meet this real life wanna-be Billie Jean yet alone had the pleasure of piping her down but a check is a check. How else is she going to afford  that much needed appointment with <a href="http://celebrityseaborn.com/">Celebrity Seaborn?</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Nona" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=20589"><img class="attachment wp-att-20589 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nona_jackson_lawsuit_01_wenn921228.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Nona" width="555" height="894" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Nona" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=20590"><img class="attachment wp-att-20590 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nona_jackson_lawsuit_04_wenn921223.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Nona" width="555" height="832" /></a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Saying . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/02/im-just-saying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Police along with a spokesman for R. Kelly are refuting reports that police raided the singer&#8217;s home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between the Pied Pisser and a 17 year old girl.
&#8220;A wildly exaggerated and inaccurate report has been circulating on the Internet that Olympia Fields police showed up at [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Police along with a spokesman for R. Kelly are refuting reports that police raided the singer&#8217;s home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between the Pied Pisser and a 17 year old girl.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;A wildly exaggerated and inaccurate report has been circulating on the Internet that Olympia Fields police showed up at R. Kelly&#8217;s house with a search warrant just before the singer left for his three-week concert tour in Africa last month and then searched the place looking for a missing 17-year-old girl.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is completely false. No police ever showed up at Kelly&#8217;s house with a search warrant nor was his house ever searched. It is also not true, as the unsubstantiated report claimed, that any such girl ever stayed overnight in Kelly&#8217;s house or that she had been there but left shortly before some mythical police search.</p>
<p>&#8220;Kelly&#8217;s attorneys have informed the police that they will cooperate fully with any investigation.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>. . . but am I wrong for thinking that this could go down one day?</p>
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		<title>Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Brother Franklin Dukes The Devil</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
		
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Hey Fresh, 
I know that like me, you are an avid fan of Dlisted!  I thought you should know about the &#8220;Hot Slut of the Day&#8221; from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church.  I have posted a link [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Hey Fresh, </p>
<p>I know that like me, you are an avid fan of <a href="http://www.dlisted.com">Dlisted!</a>  I thought you should know about the &#8220;Hot Slut of the Day&#8221; from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church.  I have posted a link below because words dont do him justice. My fave part is at the 44 seond mark.</p>
<p>- - Sasha</p></blockquote>
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		<title>One More Time</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/01/whoa-cowboy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
		
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There are a number of things I could go without dealing with in life: war, bills, traffic, visible excessive lace front glue, Consequence&#8217;s mouth situation, and now the mental image of the last occasion Tameka and Usher played house together. You know I have a vile mind so I am imagining all types of mess, [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">There are a number of things I could go without dealing with in life: war, bills, traffic, visible excessive lace front glue, <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2007/11/08/foggin-up-the-windows/">Consequence&#8217;s mouth situation,</a> and now the mental image of the last occasion Tameka and Usher played house together. You know I have a vile mind so I am imagining all types of mess, right? The type of shit I am thinking of should involves body paint and should be reserved only for a hour long special on the National Geographic channel.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know you caught me cheating and you tired of me lyin / Ima be honest with you baby I know I crossed tha line / If you don&#8217;t wanna fuck with me no mo then cool that fine / but before you go babe can we fuck one more time?&#8221; game proper. Those inspiring words are from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFjkMWVGN0A">a song</a> by Algernod Washington, by the way.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Tameka Raymond says she didn&#8217;t see it coming.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Usher&#8217;s soon to be ex-wife states in a new court filing that she and the R&amp;B star have not been separated since July 2008 and, in fact, were &#8220;intimately together&#8221; less than a week before he started divorce proceedings.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">She had &#8220;every reason to believe her marriage was intact,&#8221; her attorney stated in documents filed Monday in Atlanta.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But since it wasn&#8217;t, Tameka now wants to make sure that her estranged husband takes care of all of her legal fees pertaining to the split and continues to support his family financially, per the filing. <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b132140_ushers_wife_thought_marriage_was_intact.html">[source]</a></p>
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