If somebody calls you up out the blue asking for a favor do yourself a favor and tell their ass no! And that’s all I got to say about that.
Lil’ Mama is my new hero. Her dance skills are far from certififed yet she judges other people. Whats a goon to a goblin, indeed. Last week on America’s Best Dance Crew she was moved to tears during one performance. Or at least that’s what I heard. Somebody get this lady on a film set, STAT!
Foxy Brown had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while performing at a show in Sacramento, but that’s not the real issue here.
I’m having difficulty with a couple of things. [A] What promoter thought it would be a good idea to bring her out to their event? Foxy fills a house now? [B] Why does she look like a walking stuffed sausage? [C] Where is her signature Wet N Wild fushia lipstick?
And lastly, where the fuck is Case?
You know that one choir member who used to sing like an angel in their prime but unfortunately got strung on crack in the late 90′s, left the church to perform i that nn a R&B group that never made it past state lines, repented and got saved again before re-joining the choir but never sounded quite the same?
Yeah, that pretty much sums Mimi’s performance up. Skeet or delete?
I never understand why some people just don’t fade to black and stay the fuck there. Le sigh.
Former B2K member Lil’ Fizz sat down with one of your cousins from your mama’s side to
tell some wack ass story about running into Omarion and being “down” with the Bloods and Crips.
He also goes in on Raz-B by calling him “gay ass nigga.”
This shit is almost as sad as running into the star quarterback from high school pushing shopping carts in Wal-Mart’s parking lot with his varsity jacket on – - seven years after graduation.
I came across this video of Lady Luck and Babs [formerly of Bad Boy's Da Band] talking greasy about Amil on World Star Hip Hop yesterday while enjoying the other fuckery filled clips on the site. According to them Amil left their group FEM [Females Earning Money] to chaise dick and to get back to her shift at Wal-Mart.
And that’s totally believable.
Not that I stan for Amil or anything but I don’t think any of these . . . ladies are in the position to be doing any name calling. That’s like D’Lila and Jesse calling Chance a mouth breather – - everybody is in the same damn boat!
I would talk about Babs and her scarf swag but I’m afraid someone is going to pull out their dick and slap me in the forehead with it.
Riddle Me This Batman: How the hell is it possible that your eyebrows have more sheen than your hair? If your face looks like this before you leave the house, stay your ass in and get it right! Faith needs to come whoop her ass again for being out in public looking like this.
More pictures from Young Jeezy’s album release party after the jump.
“Look back at you for what? I’m trying concentrate on bustin’ me a nut!”I’m definitely adding that to my mind’s Rolodex of random quotes. You will be surprise at how often they come in handy. I reference Lil’ Boosie lyrics on the inside of birthday cards and during the reflection portion of funerals all the time.
But I digress.
I watched the video for Trina’s “Look Back At Me” early this morning, which explains why my ass is just now waking up. Kenyon Martin [with your stuttering ass] come and get your girl!