It would be easy for one to confuse Juelz Santana’s birthday celebration with the backstage atmosphere at last year’s BET Hip-Hop Awards since they were both comprised of random entertainers and VH-1 “personalities” that are way passed their expiration date. And you thought this shit only happened in Atlanta.
*The Black Awareness Rally had more attendees than Flex’s Car Show. That’s one sad Lil’ Mama face by itself.
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!
While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her bloody albumen like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon’s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.
And don’t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.
Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don’t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!
Vivica Fox and her non-existent hairline made an appearance at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto to celebrate her 45th birthday this past Friday. Although Vivica Fox is still an attractive(?) woman, I still can’t shake the need to ask her these questions:
And to think, as a young boy, I used to rewind my VHS to the scenes when she was dancing in the strip club in the film “Independence Day”.
I weep.
This fool trying to show his chest cleavage like her Harry Belafonte and shit.
Winston The Danger Kitty’s premiere party for the oh no show on Saturday was literally a who’s who event [as in who the fuck is who] of epic proportions. When you start pulling people off of their duty stations in the valet area and push them onto the red carpet its time to cancel Christmas. You still aren’t eligible for time and a half, Melyssa.
I’m assuming that the guest list was compiled after watching BET on a Saturday afternoon because I see cast members from Soul Plane, One on One, and Why Do Fools Fall In Love. Thank God McLovin was in the building otherwise this post would be null and void.
It’s been almost a week since EBT’s catastrophe of a production but the residue from the fuckery is still washing up on shore. Here are some pictures via Ozone from Stephen Hill & Steve Rifkind’s post-party at Union Station.
The name Beyonce draws one hell of a crowd – - I guess. The singer / actress [still pending] hosted Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala on Tuesday night in New York City. As you can see, there was nothing but A-listers in the building. Don’t be jealous, creoles only attract the best.
Now I won’t go in too hard on this celebrity weekend luncheon since it was to benefit sickle cell patients and what not but I will take this opportunity to bitch about other so called celebrity events. I don’t know how many times I have been invited to a party that initially boasts a real guest list and get there to discover the remaining cast members of 227 standing around drinking cocktails. That shit ain’t right!
I’m not saying that I am too good to mingle with, um, throwback entertainers but if that’s the only people you could confirm for your little shindig just tell me in advance. I still got a lot of love for each and every person who appeared in Meteor Man.
Black Fran Drescher and Keyshia Cole were suppose to celebrate their birthdays together at Arena in West Hollywood last night until it finally dawned on KeyLoLo that Ashanti was irrelevant as fuck and she decided not to show up.
Or at least that’s how things played out in my mind. Knowing Keyshia she probably hit the scene two hours late with her entourage [read: Frankie, Neffie, and "her sister"] only to discover lil’ sister Shi Shi sneaking trays of food back to her ride. Better luck next time.
Raz B aka Chris Stokes touched me in the morning and then walked away hit up Antonio Pierce’s pre-ESPY party and soaked up the free publicity by posing on the red carpet with anybody who was willing to jump in a picture with him, including prepubescent homie Lil’ Jordan.
And I don’t need a punch line for this shit.
| SPOTTED: DRAKE AND J.COLE
Team Yella Cake party hard in Indianapolis. | view photos |
 |
| AKOO 2012 FASHION PRESENTATION
Take a look inside the Harris Family's fashionable night out. | view photos |
 |
| 2.3.2012 Twitpic Round-Up
Alicia Keys, Tamar Braxton, Shaunie O'Neal and more. | view photos |
 |
| MEET THE 'MISTRESSES OF ATLANTA'
Drake's former flame Maliah Michele makes her next move. | view photos |
 |
|
TOYA WRIGHT IS THE ULTIMATE TWEETHEART Mrs. Wright loves filling her followers timelines with fashion and family. | View photos |
 |
| FLASHBACK FLICKS: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
Jump in the time machine for a look back at Phaedra, NeNe, Kim, Kandi and Cynthia in their younger days. | View photos |
 |
© Copyright 2005-2012. Crunktastical.net. All Rights Reserved. PRIVACY POLICY. Designed by One 5 Seven. Developed and Maintained by CrushLabs.com. X
