Wait a minute . . . is that a bedazzled noose? If so . . .
DUSTY FEET PLEASE DON’T BOTHER ME!
Philadelphia radio personality DJ Golden Girl has penned a tell all book [when will this shit stop?] about her sexual exploits with some of music’s biggest players. After the jump is a graphic detailed account of her time in bed with the queen bee herself, Lil’ Kim.
Whatever Jermaine
Jermaine Dupri is attempting to stir the waters of conflict so that his autobiography will sale. Just plain ol’ thirsty behavior! The above “leaked” video clip featured a pissed JD going off about being asked by different press outlets about his comments about Justin Timberlake. This shit looks like a bad church play. Is Tyler Perry holding the camera? You need more people, and Janet is not one of them.
You Sent It! // Word YT?
The biologist was suspended today from his longtime post at a research laboratory and canceled his planned British book tour after controversial comments that black people are not as intelligent as white people.
…Watson also asserted there was no reason to believe different races separated by geography should have evolved identically, and he said that while he hoped everyone was equal, “people who have to deal with black employees find this is not true.”
The biologist apologized “unreservedly” Thursday for his comments and said he was “mortified” by the words attributed to him.
“I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said,” Watson said during an appearance at the Royal Society in London. “I can certainly understand why people, reading those words, have reacted in the ways that they have.”
“To all those who have drawn the inference from my words that Africa, as a continent, is somehow genetically inferior, I can only apologize unreservedly. That is not what I meant. More importantly from my point of view, there is no scientific basis for such a belief.” (source)
Ugh, I refuse to let this crazy, decrepit, goonie goo goo, saltine cracka ass cracka (I just call it how I see it) ruin my day. NEXT!
[Thanks Mrs. Stephenson]
Quick Quotes
“He’s a genius, man. It’s like catching Michael Jackson before he actually hit wax. It’s that kind of talent.” - - Mr. Collipark on Soulja Boy
When a reported from USA Today asked Ashanti what she thought of Britney’s now infamous piss-poor VMA performance, she “laughed, rolled her eyes and walked away” before her rep stepped in and said she had no comment.
I was fully prepared to lay into Nelly’s giblet gravy gobbler until I read the following hilarious commentary provided by J from A HOT MESS:
Look, Shan, you ain’t exactly Aretha Franklin so I’d be careful about throwing this shade around. I mean, I know it’s “in” to diss Britney these days but damn. The last time I remember seeing Ashanti on stage she was doing that same tired hip-rock and trying to hit those faux-high notes. This is like if a paraplegic said Chris Brown’s dance moves were wack.
PREACH!
Slow Day, Eh?
This too shall pass Page SixSixSix. It’s bad enough people are still questioning the legitimacy of her talent. Okay, maybe just me . . .
DID SHE PEN THE BOOK FOR LOVE OR MONEY?
“After I had appeared in several magazines without a book deal, HarperCollins called me and asked me to write my memoir. It was divine intervention because that same day I had an eviction notice on my door, and I had just borrowed $500 from Mike Tyson. It wasn’t a day for me to slap God in the face. When HarperCollins calls, you don’t say, “No, thank you.” I got a whole lot more out of it than I bargained for, and I am glad because I have single-handedly reshaped my culture.”
ON LIL’ WAYNE
“He’s not my boyfriend, but I’m closer to Wayne and we’ve spoken every day for the last six months. I can’t start or end my day without talking to him. And we don’t necessarily talk on the phone, but we text each other all the time. It’s a perfect relationship. He knows that no matter who he’s with and vice versa, we love each other. We don’t have any surprises. If I were to see him kissing a girl tomorrow, it would be okay because I already know about it.”MR. SUPERHEAD?
“Society says women need to settle down, have kids, and get married. I don’t follow rules because I draw outside the lines. No one has this talk about men. Newsflash: You’ve been socialized wrong, and it’s not right! It’s true. I don’t want to be tied down. I’m a free spirit. After six months of dating someone, I get bored. I like to have new experiences and there’s nothing wrong with that.”
Whatever Man
Mr. Hankie is still number one in my book.