Dump On Al Month . . . [Pause]
Allison Reynolds wrote a post on her MySpace profile about his split with Star Jones on Tuesday. Cue the violins!
“I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work . . . If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’ And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity.”
He says that few people truly know him, and may have some misconceptions from news reporting of his partying. “I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too,” he says. “I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all.” [source]
Girl, stop! I have an hard enough time strutting around in my own Jimmy Choo’s, I’m not trying to walk in the next bitch’s pair.
Akon’s ad nauseum claims about his criminal career and resulting prison time have been, to an overwhelming extent, exaggerated, embellished, or wholly fabricated, an investigation by The Smoking Gun has revealed. Police, court, and corrections records reveal that the entertainer has created a fictionalized backstory that serves as the narrative anchor for his recorded tales of isolation, violence, woe, and regret. Akon has overdubbed his biography with the kind of grit and menace that he apparently believes music consumers desire from their hip-hop stars.
