Raz B tried his hardest to prove that he isn’t “like that” by kissing his beard outside of Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow’s last night. You are going to always need more people and a permission slip signed by Chris Stokes.

Flavor Flav and Woody Allen along with his bust it baby / daughter were Soon-Yi Previn also made their way past the paparazzi’s flashing lights. It doesn’t get more random than this! The only people missing are Bai Ling, Bookem Woodbine, and Blu Cantrell.

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The Smoking Gun obtained documents that confirm that Rick Ross was indeed a Florida prison guard back in the 90’s. I can’t wait to see how he tries to deny this one.

Apparently desperate to distance himself from any affiliation with law enforcement, the rapper Rick Ross has recently denounced as fake photos purporting to show him in a former career as a Florida prison guard. But Department of Corrections (DoC) records show that Ross, whose raps detail the Miami gangster lifestyle and his supposed days trafficking cocaine, did, in fact, work as a correctional officer for 18 months. Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) was appointed a prison guard in December 1995 at a salary of $22,913.54, according to the below personnel record, which was provided to TSG by Jo Ellyn Rackleff, a DoC spokesperson. The rapper’s social security number is identical to that of the jail guard.

According to the official document, Ross was earning $25,794.34 when he left the department in June 1997. After graduating from the DoC training academy, Ross was assigned to the South Florida Reception Center in Dade County (the lockup is one of three statewide that serves as an intake facility for new prisoners).

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“I definitely want to get married. I’ve already chosen the church: St. Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue [in New York].“I want to have more kids, too - I want to have 10 in all.”

- - Diddy talks love and marriage

KP, you might as well continue to stick around. You’ve been toughing it out this long waiting in the wings to get that rock on your finger. Your time may be soon to come! [sarcasm]

Another Superhead post in such short timing? Nah, this Georgia heat doesn’t have me running out of my mind quite yet.

Karrine Steffans sent a text to gossip blogger Perez Hilton in the wee hours of the night alleging that fuck buddy Darius McCrary has laid the smack down on her. Someone must’ve told him about her new peen sucking manual.

“U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There’s a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated… He’ll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters!”

I’m not saying that she isn’t telling the truth but this could be little lame attempt to drum up media attention. When I get myself into a pickle the first person to come to mind is definitely not Perez. Norwood Young maybe but Perez? Girl, bye. Any validity your story may have carried vanished when you hit him up.

I will believe this when TMZ posts the incident report. Until then . . .

Oh, and please note that I wrote this entry before I went on a search for pictures to accompany this story. This is a sign!

I’m just saying, “Lookin’ Ass” is playing on repeat in Beyonce’s head. She had to put zero in on Diddy since her usual victim, Cousin Angie B!, didn’t accompany her on the trip.

But I digress.

Bust It Creole’s purse watcher and the mouth breever allegedly had a “war of words” at a party in Cannes over the weekend.

No animals were harmed in the melee.

“They had a huge long row backstage. Diddy wanted to get on stage to DJ and entertain the clubbers – but Jay-Z didn’t want Diddy to steal all the spotlight.

“Jay-Z was shouting at Diddy, saying, ‘No way man, no way.’ and Diddy was shouting back – it was a nightmare for the organizers. In the end, they agreed to both go on stage together and sing New York, New York.” [source]

I doubt that the argument was as big as people are trying to make it out to be. They were probably just joking around. I curse my folks out all the time to show them how much I care. Thats what friends are for.

Allison Reynolds wrote a post on her MySpace profile about his split with Star Jones on Tuesday. Cue the violins!

“I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work . . . If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’ And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity.”

He says that few people truly know him, and may have some misconceptions from news reporting of his partying. “I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too,” he says. “I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all.” [source]

Girl, stop! I have an hard enough time strutting around in my own Jimmy Choo’s, I’m not trying to walk in the next bitch’s pair.

The above picture makes me tingle with delight. You know I love a nice tall glass of tang after a long day.

Johnny Gill made a stop at The Single Life With Claudia Jordan and Friends on Jamie Foxx’s Foxxhole Radio on SIRIUS Satellite Radio to discuss his recent baby mama drama and refute gay rumors. [Click here to listen]

Johnny, you will always need more people. Just fall back.

TheSmokingGun has a lengthy report about Akon’s real criminal past, claiming that he fabricated much of his criminal past and embellished his story to make it more compelling.

Akon’s ad nauseum claims about his criminal career and resulting prison time have been, to an overwhelming extent, exaggerated, embellished, or wholly fabricated, an investigation by The Smoking Gun has revealed. Police, court, and corrections records reveal that the entertainer has created a fictionalized backstory that serves as the narrative anchor for his recorded tales of isolation, violence, woe, and regret. Akon has overdubbed his biography with the kind of grit and menace that he apparently believes music consumers desire from their hip-hop stars.

While the performer’s rap sheet does include a half-dozen arrests, Akon has only been convicted of one felony, for gun possession. That 1998 New Jersey case ended with a guilty plea, for which the singer was sentenced to three years probation. Another 1998 bust, this one in suburban Atlanta, has been seized upon by Akon and transformed into the big case that purportedly sent him to prison (thanks to his snitching cohorts) for three fight-filled years. In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.

So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview.

Not surprising at all. This is the same guy who wants us to believe he is 25 years old. I’m still waiting on somebody to toss his ass off of a stage for that one.

I hate to keep bringing this chick up but I believe every word that comes out of Khia’s mouth about her arrests.