Bodymore, Murderland female rapper Keys The Problem struck while the Nicki Minaj iron was at its hottest last year when she released a video of herself (wearing an ill fitting Rue 21 hoodie no less) spitting an anti Barbie World freestyle while standing front and center in a cesspool of delinquent child support payment payers.
Roll that beautiful bean footage:
Fresh,
Today I came across a news story on Russian music website that claims Swizz Beatz has a two year old daughter with Moscow born singer Jahna Sebastian.
The two allegedly met at London famous club Ministry of Sound in August 2007. All her attempts to contact Swizz Beatz after realizing she was pregnant failed. So she did it with the help of her lawyers.
In July 2009 Swizz Beatz had to come to London to take the paternity test (it is reported that Alicia was there as well) and the results proved that he was indeed the father.
The singer who now resides in London addresses that since then she gets no financial support from her famous baby daddy.
Now what seems really suspicious about this whole news story is that she “didn’t want to sell the information to tabloids because she didn’t want to spoil her reputation and wanted to protect her child” however she gave it out for free to a Russian news source…
In my opinion Swizz has always seemed like a very proud papa, so I am going to need more people to stand behind this before I assist Mashonda in plotting her next move. Besides, there are much more important matters at hand.
Still, the little one photographed above does bare a little resemblance [and that's not saying much] to Swizz’s youngest child. What do you think?
. . . On one part of the show blogger Perez Hilton revisited Natalie Nunn smashing the homie Chris Brown (really Chris?) and also asked Natalie if she was confronted by Rihanna for some things she had said on the show. On the show Natalie said ” She’s a punk b*tch, she got her ass beat for a reason. Rihanna’s crazy“.
Natalie then tells Perez: “I, as a woman don’t condone domestic violence in any way but the side that I heard from Chris Brown’s mouth is that it was ugly from both sides.”
She goes on to say that she was confronted by Rihanna at a party in New York City. She claims that her table was next to Rihanna’s table and her party and Rihanna’s party got into it before security broke them up. #lies
From smashing and being a close confidant of the Rabid Beaver of Tappahannock, to sitting beside The Barbadian in VIP of what was sure to be an exclusive nightclub. I mean really, Natalie’s face has the surface and profile like the dark side of a half-crescent moon. Ms. Chinny Chin Chin needs more people.
Paying no mind to that shady queen Star Jones, Al Reynolds took his new beard to a Miami nightclub to dance the pain away. Grabbing, grinding, and groping his lady friend ever so gently, Al set out to prove us all wrong. Surely he can’t be gay, even if he secretly yearns for his new friend to have a stick and a bag of two nuts.
ALL. TYPES. OF. FALSE.
Chris Brown recently pleaded not guilty to two felony counts over his alleged beating of girlfriend Rihanna.
He appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom alongside his lawyer and entered his plea in a soft voice while his mother sat in the first row, red-eyed.
The side-eye fever from his lawyer speaks volumes. Next!
Edit: Broken Cool has done it again! The site has compiled a list of 5 possible plea deals for Rabid Beaver. Here’s my favorite:
CHRIS AGREES TO REFORM B2K
I’ve just got a hunch here that the judge in this case is secretly a HUGE B2K fan. And I’m thinking if Chris Brown agrees to reform B2K with him replacing J-Boog ['cause who really payed attention to that guy anyways?], this deal could work. Now I’ll assume Brown might have some issues with Chris Stokes managing the group [because what young male wouldn't?], so a deal could be arranged to have Brown’s current manager handle the duties so she can stay close to CB…you know…because that was a good idea before.
Linnethia has released a statement to Bravo regarding rumors that she was kicked to the curb for being a low budget bitch.
“The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate. I am truly blessed to enjoy a wonderful life and lifestyle. We have indeed moved to another home, but we did so on our own free will. We live in an absolutely beautiful home and we are fortunate to be able to live in the place of our choice. Unfortunately, there are many families who are facing real foreclosures and real evictions. That is not and never was the case with us. I know where we live and how we live, and for those blessings I am humbly thankful. It is disappointing that many members of the media have chosen to report gossip instead of news. Without wasting time on the details, the only thing I will say is that we were NOT evicted. Everybody knows that I like to be honest, real and upfront. If something was wrong, I would tell you! Thank you for your well wishes. However, please know that my family continues to be abundantly blessed, and that Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!”
You know her ass did not write that shit, Greg did! She did probably read over the email before he send it off and said “Ohh, add ‘Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!’ to the end and I will plop my titties on your forehead tonight,” but that’s about it.
This going down memory lane shit has been a blast today. When I saw pictures of Tina Turner sweeping the floor with her pussy at Madison Square Garden on Monday night it made me think of this picture + quote from Ike.
I nominate Kendu to portray Mr. Turner in the made for television movie about his life.
“Sure, I’ve slapped Tina . . . There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I have never beat her.”
- – Ike Love sets the record straight [insert side-eye] about abuse allegations in his 2001 autobiography
Are peace signs are the secret official hand gesture for irrelevancy?
First we had Blackberry Molasses come by and sweep the floor with his pussy now Cheri Dennis and Yung Wyndex make a cameo at a fashion show. Today has really shaped up to be pretty fucking awesome, right?
Cheri escaped Diddy’s tooth pick crypt long enough to make an appearance at the Southpole Stay In School Fashion Show in New York City. Let the record show that no one over the age of 18 years old should ever be caught rocking that shit. Email me for more rules and guidelines.
But I digress.
Cheri still has that cherry kool-aid hued hair and mean mustache. I’m mad her top lip has more hair than all the members of Team Wackout.
Unless you have been sharing a pillow up under a rock with Cheri Dennis [no, I love you] you have probably laughed at last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch of the VP debate already.
But from that laughter now comes tragedy.
Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.
I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.
While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [source]
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