File this one under when niggas have ideas that fail.

The majority of you probably don’t know [or care] about Big Kuntry but I had to share this fuckery with you. You may recognize him as the Team Chunk member standing alongside T.I. looking hungry in various Grand Hustle music videos.

Now its his turn to eat. I can’t.

This is all Tiny’s fault. You know she was sitting there tossing concepts out at the studio one night. Clifford, put a muzzle on your chick.

[Album flick via The Rezidue]

Memo to Atlantic Records: Stop with the monkey shit already! The record label is really trying to keep R&B sanga Pleasure P in the loop by releasing “candid” pictures of him every other week. Deena Jones this bitch is not!

If his 12 fans really want to know what new projects he has in the works they can just visit his MySpace or send him a text. Now, do I ever wonder what Nicole Wray is up to? Absolutely! Pleasure P? Negative.

Stop bombarding innocent blog owner’s inboxes with this mess! That’s why it takes me forever and a day to respond to email now. I can’t.

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So everybody is talking about Kanye’s new video. Well, I got something different for you to sink your teeth in.

Like my girl Razzi said, its too early in the week for this shit.

“Pull My Weave” is an ode to getting some good loving from your dick dealer. The song, which is described as the “female anthem of the year,” features ATL female rapper Phoenix and Tamika Scott of Xscape [a check is a check]. If I didn’t know any better I would say that this was a throw away track from the So So Def Bass compilation that came out when I was in 6th grade but who knows.

What do you think of this joint?

“Based on my past and how my last album came out, I really need to come back much much stronger, I wanted to have more personality. I really want to tell a story when I’m doing a song. Vocally, either you like my voice or you don’t. I’m not trying to blow like Mariah, back when she was doing that.”"People used to give Ashanti a lot of shit, [1] and I saw her do the national anthem and kill it. I was like, maybe that’s something that I need to do to show people–I was afraid of the microphone and the stage, but I’m not anymore. I would definitely do something like that.” - - Cassie in Complex magazine talking about her vocal abilities, or lack thereof

[1] Used to? Girl why are you talking in past tense?!

“Look back at you for what? I’m trying concentrate on bustin’ me a nut!”I’m definitely adding that to my mind’s Rolodex of random quotes. You will be surprise at how often they come in handy. I reference Lil’ Boosie lyrics on the inside of birthday cards and during the reflection portion of funerals all the time.

But I digress.

I watched the video for Trina’s “Look Back At Me” early this morning, which explains why my ass is just now waking up. Kenyon Martin [with your stuttering ass] come and get your girl!

Former Pretty Rickey member Pleasure P hired his cousin Shay Shay to snap a few pictures of him hopping in his rental car from the airport ride after shopping at the Adidas store [1] in Miami Beach. You won’t find these “candid” shot on reputable paparazzi image services like WENN, Splash, or Bauer Griffin since they were shots were “leaked” by Atlantic Records.

[1] Nothing against Adidas but if he really wanted to stunt + front he could’ve picked a more expensive spot.

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I cannot and I will not accept this fuckery coming inside my queendom. I’m sure the 106 & Park crowd will gobble this shit up like ReRe the Body and Catfish Wilkerson at Wok N Roll’s all you can eat buffet, but anybody actually born in 1989 and the years preceding are undoubtedly giving Slick Em and company the side facial.

Watch the video for “Knockin’ The Boots ‘08″ under the cut.

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Yung Berg felt the heat radiating from the blogsphere and has released a video of him apologizing to all the “dark butts” that he may have offended with his comments made on Shade45’s Lip Service. He does his best job to look pathetic and is almost as convincing as the hosts of 106 &Park when tragedy suddenly strikes.

Little does he know is that the damage is already done and plenty of chocolate sisters have already blacklisted [no pun] his stupid ass. YB needs to fall back and carry Ray J.’s weed until the production of Pokemon: The Movie gets cracking.

Dramatic, cunt. Over.