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News Break: Woman says her love handles saved her life

Posted by Fresh on February 23, 2010

sam News Break: Woman says her love handles saved her life
Reduced price pork at the neighborhood meat market is not the reason behind the smile of  the sexual napalm that is Samantha Lynn Fraizer  – - this time.

A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.

Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

The suspect remains at large.

Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City she had been “hollering” how she wanted to lose weight. She now said “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

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Friday Fuckery: A Replacement Chris Brown Video

Posted by J. Cooper on November 13, 2009

Finally lashing out unto the world that discarded of him after the “incident”, Chris Brown finally takes matters into his own hands and pulls a R. Kelly on an unexpected host of the Early Show on CBS. Sigh, I guess pissing is the new punching.

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Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Will You Let Jermaine’s Mane Be Great?

Posted by Fresh on July 28, 2009

jermaine jack.thumbnail Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Will You Let Jermaines Mane Be Great?

This bitch to the left doesn’t understand that the mix of chocolate, sugar, Let’s Jam! and magic cannot get wet. His face, her face, and Jermajesty [I just needed to type his name] with the LV clutch. What you know about The House of 2300 Jackson Street?

- – Anwar

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Friday Fuckery: Freestyle Fail

Posted by Fresh on May 22, 2009

If it wasn’t for Nah Right I wouldn’t know who the hell Charles Hamilton is so its okay if you don’t recognize the name either. I’m sure you sleep very well at night knowing that if you had to you could identify both Lil’ Boosie and the white mayonnaise like substance in the corners of his mouth in a police photo line up if you had to. I know I do.

But I digress.

Nevermind the stupid fruity swag, Charles got more than he expected while spitting a freestyle. I don’t want to ruin the moment for you so I will just shut up now. Blame Broken Cool.

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How Could You Be So Dr. Evil?

Posted by Fresh on April 1, 2009

Frankie

Somebody thought it would be in good taste to kill Frankie off just in time for April Fools Day, hardy har har. Essence.com stole Jamie Foster Brown’s thunder and hit Neffe up to comment on the harsh hoax.

ESSENCE.COM: A rumor began that you mother Frankie had passed away. Is that true?

NEFFE: No. I haven’t the slightest idea where the rumor began, but Wendy Williams reported on her radio show that my mother had been in a car accident and died. I was at home in Atlanta and had just dropped my mom off the night before, so I knew it wasn’t true. Even my mom said, “Why would someone say that? I don’t know where Wendy got her information, but my mom’s probably at home sleeping right now. We spoke and she’s fine.

ESSENCE.COM: Wow, how do you cope with all this gossip?

NEFFE: We take the good with the bad. I’ve been dealing with it probably more than my mom; like the rumor that I was pregnant again, which I am not. I don’t make up rumors because it’s putting out bad karma. My mom doesn’t even want to leave the house now until this passes over. You have to take it for what it’s worth, pray and just deal with it.

ESSENCE.COM: The blogosphere loves your mom Frankie and every chance they get they are documenting her and criticizing her actions. Do you ever try to talk to your mom about her actions or does she just shut you down and let you know she’s grown?

NEFFE: Most definitely, I’ve talked to her about her behavior and did have those concerns and questions, but she doesn’t really care. She tells me that she’s grown and my mother. I just wish sometimes she’d remember that she’s a grandmother so she can learn to sit down and slow down, then I wouldn’t have nothing to say to her. Eventually, she’ll slow down and figure it out.

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You Don’t Know Me Like That

Posted by Fresh on March 12, 2009

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According to Rhymes With Snitch, when Richard Williams was questioned by an interviewer over the phone about how Venus and Serena felt about his impending nuptials to 30 year old Lakeisha Graham he did what any certified pimp would do and hung the hell up.

This is why I mess with the dude! It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one still living by Eazy-E’s don’t quote me boy cause I ain’t said shit mantra. The boys in the hood are always hard, indeed.

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Solange Doesn’t Know That Hoe Like That

Posted by Fresh on February 11, 2009

Solange + Some Pauper

If you are ever walking down the street with Solange and raindrops begin to fall don’t expect for her to share her umbrella. The only reason why this broad was able to get her fingers on it was because Baby Creole didn’t want to superman that hoe in front of the paparazzi. When you attend the Papa Joe 2.0 Flashing Lights Institute you learn how to set aside your inner dirty rice rage and fake it.  Trust and believe that if circumstances were different ol’ girl would have been sitting in a puddle.

Cause her mama taught her better than that.

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